A Chaotic, Unwilling Existence

Please help, I just wanna go back to Hell, who summoned me here

[pukicho]

I find it hilarious they gave me hay despite having it just yesterday

[andy0dandy]

Why are you eating hay?

[pukicho]

They keep giving it to me?

[only-cat-memes]

Your daily dose of cat memes

[only-cat-memes]

[dark-miku]

check this out i'm playing bad apple in your imagination

[dark-miku]

reblog to play bad apple on your mutuals

[only-cat-memes]

[kinggizzard]

im quitting tumblr

[wwubwubwubwuubwub-deactivated20]

ok see u tomorrow

[kinggizzard]

this post is now 10 fucking years old

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[only-cat-memes]

[cryptidfuckery]

Hey so like omen wise how are we doing. Are we doing okay

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

Could mean good things!

[lets-nuke-it-from-orbit]

Hey @evilwizard. So, you up to anything new lately?

[evilwizard]

haha it’s funny you ask

[galaxywarp]

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

[ruthyless-deactivated20140511]

when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse danny devito and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon

[tardis-mind-palace]

Your brother is the best

[elrondbaggins]

Who the fuck changed this from vampires to Danny devito

[aliceinpunderland-blog]

the real question is why I was completely ready to accept that this person had a debilitating childhood fear of Danny Devito

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[i-am-a-fish]

I hope you get your favorite food this week and your favorite drink and your favorite 2k dollars

[vamptits]

they want you to make fried rice

[memser]

who is "they"

[vamptits]

the wok left

[solongandthanksforallthefish42]

how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[natnormalatall]

roald dahl was antisemitic and misogynistic. george orwell was openly homophobic. edgar allan poe married his 13 year old cousin. dr seuss cheated on his wife (and was racist as well as antisemitic!). hp lovecraft was racist as fuck. anyways they’re fucking dead it’s not like you’re enabling their behaviors in the afterlife or something. then again I think they bleed into the books so uh keep an eye out for that

the difference between these old white guys and jk rowling is that the former group is all dead. jk rowling is alive and using your money to oppress trans people

[trash-panda-paws]

Considering I've heard it straight from the source of the person I hurt and not just from someone who hates my guts on principle and lives to be angry, I do want to apologize for making a thoughtless joke regarding respecting people's pronouns, especially in light of the shit that's been happening with Tumblr regarding the accounts of trans women. Maybe I could have worded it better or made it more light-hearted and more obviously the cute silly joke that it was meant to be. Or maybe I could have just...idk, not interacted in a joking manner with what was supposed to be a serious post.

I'm not active enough or well-known enough or anything like that for this to really be seen by the person it's meant for, and that's really my hope. That even if it's only seen by them, that they understand that I am actually sorry. Not that sorry really changes things, but if nothing else, this incident has shown me I need to be a bit more contentious and hopefully I can help work towards making the internet a bit of a less shitty place.

Sorry again, and I wish a fantastic day to any and all who see this. You deserve happiness, no matter what. 💚

[angel-advise]

Hello! I just wanted to reach out to you because I reblogged one of your posts with some joke text thinking nothing of it, but I guess it upset some people and I wanted to make sure it didn't upset you as well. And if it did, I wanted to apologize. It was on one of your posts about being misgendered. I typically only follow joke accounts so I can join in the shit posting without worries, so I (apparently incorrectly) assumed that it was a light hearted post. I'm a transman myself, so maybe I should have known better. Being misgendered isn't a joke, and I am sorry if my post caused you any distress. Feel free to reach out to me at any time, even if you just need someone to chat with.

Wishing you all the best,

Your somewhat friendly neighborhood eldritch abomination 💚

i'm not really sure what kind of response you expect but assuming you want me to be honest, yea your joke was in pretty poor taste and makes you look bad. i think you should reflect on what you thought was funny about being dismissive towards that particular idea.

[trash-panda-paws]

I appreciate you taking the time to answer. I was hoping for honesty and appreciate that you gave it. I'll definitely try to be a bit more conscientious of the things I post and maybe take a look at the accounts I'm replying to before reblogging. I do typically only interact with accounts that are there for the memes and not typically serious posts, though obviously that's not an excuse for me being thoughtless. Thank you again for replying to me and being honest, and I do hope you have a better experience on Tumblr than the one I provided you with. Wishing you all the best!

[shencomix]

[i-am-a-fish]

no more dichotomies. I would like to introduce you to my friends Both, Neither, and Something else entirely

[i-am-a-fish]

also my friend Sneither, who also cannot be organized into any single category