Lauren J

fulltime shitposter

[stability]

[dizzyboy-deactivated20170326]

[thebootydiaries]

You: May I have the bill?

Me, an intellectual: Might I acquire the William?

[thebootydiaries]

you: "cool beans"

me, an intellectual: "chilled legumes"

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[30-minute-memes]

Never before have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with

[alistair-button]

Everything you need in one spot

[i-m-snek]

[chodeboy-deactivated20260710]

customer: hi how are you today

me: 

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

yo how much dirt you gotta throw in the ocean to make a new country

[lazykido]

*puts on cool socks* Ok ready to go

[the-memedaddy]

MeIRL

[elektronx]

An artist mood

[bizarre-transmission-deactivate]

[striders]

me hyping myself up before entering any public area: i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal

[dankmemeuniversity]

[ccczzxnnxx]

bro what is linkin park - in the end doing in our national top 10 music list in 2020 what the fuck

[ccczzxnnxx]

has to be this guy i refuse to believe anything else

[30-minute-memes]

sword owners be like -