Trash Basher Reuploaded

🌸listen, I am just a horny trans man. that's it🌸 This isn't quite a NSFW blog but it's not exactly SFW either, it walks that line

[dorian-they-ao3]

THE PITT • S1 & S2 Parallels — If You Wanna Talk

[ozarkthedog]

SHAWN HATOSY LA Premiere of the season two of The Pitt

[science-hoes]

this oughtta do numbers with the hucklerobbies

[brucedefender4eva]

Okay, picture

Bestie roommates are hanging out. Trinity turns to Denis and is like “Oh my gosh Huckleberry you have to do this trend!”

Denis is looking at it and is like “No way am I embarrassing myself on the internet.”

“Cmon farm boy please! I’ll let you take a shower first for an entire week. And I won’t even rush you.”

Denis agrees just for that.

It’s the Maui Wowie trend. Look it up on TikTok

So Trinity forces Denis shirtless as he hangs off a traffic light, showing off the sleeper build I know he has from working on a farm his entire life. Trinity loves it and posts it immediately

They both coincidentally have the next day off but once they go pack to the Pitt, everyone’s staring at Dennis cause the TikTok went viral without them realizing it. Of course Dana just had to show Robby and Jack

Robby and Abbot are salivating, just thinking of their timid med student (who might not be all that timid outside of work) who’s shorter than them shoving their faces into the mattress and fucking the life out of them. Put that secret strength to good use and ruin these two men who need to be in control at all times

Trinity, like the best girl she is, is pushing Dennis to make that final leap and get between those two married men

Someone please. Do you get me?? Do you understand? I need this as a fic. Someone write this, it’ll cure me. On my hands and knees, this is formal request like for real for real _:(´ཀ`」 ∠):

[dorian-they-ao3]

reductress headlines x the pitt - pt 3 pt 1 pt 2

[redwinevinegar47]

Reductresssssss

[heavenlybodiesofgold]

why did no-one warn me that when you start writing fanfic you are suddenly possessed by those characters and whatever plot outline you had is being violently ignored so these fuckers can go full tragic backstory, found family and then kiss. I am exhausted but also I love my stupid babies.

[pittsuggest]

Robby: Alright, do we have any questions?

Dennis: *raise hand*

Robby: Yes, Whitaker?

Dennis: My foot hurts. *points to his foot that has a scalpel sticking out of it*

Robby: OH MY GOD-

Trinity: that’s not really a /question/…

[thelstofthebugs]

[noah-wyles]

i'll be here for a while

[pittsuggest]

Dennis bites Trinity. Not sexually, he’s just stimming. She’s had girlfriends she’s used to it. She’s gonna hand him over to those fuckass attendings that follow him like lost dogs one day and not warn them.

[puppiegracie]

it doesn't matter who's domming or who's subbing, dennis and robby are pathetic4pathetic always amen

[da-pitt]

[natendo-art]

✨ Happy holidays everyone! ✨

Dana manages to snap a sneaky pic of these two under the mistletoe 🥺💕

Seconds later the Pitt erupts with wolf whistles and cheers 😂💕

[prettyliittleviolets]

and i am both

[tragedyposting]

I don’t watch the Pitt but I have seen many gifs of it and there is this one little fella who just has the face of a man born to bleed out in the trenches after an unsuccessful turn as a poet in the first world war

[altaisblack]

I was hit in the head with AU idea what if Dennis enlisting in the army to earn his tuition + get a discount, and he's sent to help out in the med. bay where he meets Jack. What if Dennis is the one who pulled Abbott off the battlefield after he was injured. What if Jack convinced the guy not to renew his contract because he was afraid that Whitaker would get killed without his supervision, and he offered to help with his tuition and later arranged for him to go to Pitt. and Robby is damn grateful oh boy---- what if--

[vampyrreboy]

and the answer is robby. and abbot.

[kanakori]

dawg look at my doctors