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— he/they, queer, trans, goth, autistic, halloween-obsessed
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— everything is fluid, my dear!
you are worthy of relationships that are reciprocal, considerate and intentional. and that isn’t limited to romantic love
after a particularly stressful shift, when dennis still feels jitty and his brain won’t slow down, jack is allowed to shotgun him.
robby doesn’t exactly approve of jack’s use of marijuana but he has his own vices, so he doesn’t say anything. and one of those vices is witnessing dennis whitaker’s head being emptied of any and all thoughts.
intelligent, witty, smart dennis, suddenly becoming dumb and pliant. whining at his boyfriends to just touch him, take care of him. freeing himself from having to make any decisions.
robby and jack get intoxicated with power, having all this control handed over to them so easily, all this trust.
their boy would do anything in that state, they fuck him slow, unhurried, stuff him full, the two of them at the same time. robby’s whispering soft praises, while jack mocks him directly in his ear.
shh baby, just like that… such a good obedient boy for us, taking daddy and jack at the same time. you’re doing so good- c’mon don’t whine. just let us take care of you, you know you can trust us.
aw, look at you, kid. you’re just so dumb for our cocks, aren’t you ? but it’s okay- you know why ? because you’re so much better dumb, dennis. you can feel us both inside, can’t you ? this is what you were meant to do honey, constantly drooling for cock. that’s what you were made for, made for cock, made for us. you don’t ever need to think again, we know best anyway. our beautiful brainless slut.
In time travel movies, when the time traveler asks 'What year is this?!?' they're always treated like they're being weird for asking.
When in reality, if you go 'What year is this?!?' people will just say '2024. Crazy huh.' and you go 'Wtf where has my youth gone.'
And if you ask 'And what month??' people won't judge you, they'll just go like 'SEPTEMBER!!! Can you believe it?!?!' and you go 'WHAT?!? Last time I checked we were in May?!?'
That is a great point. Especially if you time travel to a period of Big Historical Events, when everybody's looking a little wild about the eyes.
"Hey, what month is it?"
"January already, can you believe it? I swear I was just at Pompeii, but no one's going there again."
In the same vein:
Stumbling into a diner and asking "What town is this" isn't weird, the workers will think you're on a road trip
If you ask them "Where's the nearest Nano Deck?" they'll assume it's a shop they've never heard of and say "Sorry, I don't know where any of those are"
Going into a store and telling a cashier "I need pods for my comm device" will just get you a "Never heard of those, maybe try Radio Shack?"
I think the problem is that people who create sci-fi movies have never had to work customer service jobs
UMM. UMM. GOING SLIGHTLY INSANE ABOUT THIS.
trinity santos girlfriends and pet boy
today I had a dream that there was a species of deer called “ice deer” and every winter they’d travel up North and have their babies in a frozen cavern and the babies would be sort of comatose in the cold, and then the deer would leave the babies there and migrate South until spring, and just before the first thaw, they’d go back up North and find their babies and wait for them to thaw out and wake up and they’d nurse them.
But with the Earth getting warmer and spring coming sooner and winters being less harsh up North, the babies were starting to thaw out too early, so when the Ice Deer got to them, they’d been awake already and starved to death.
So there were only like, 300 Ice Deer left. They were bigger than elks, all white with blue antlers that even the females grew, and I realized the only solution would be to somehow lead them North every year when it started thawing. As a human I could check the weather and the ice in the North Pole and when it was time to go to the babies, even if the deer thought it was still winter.
So I had to devise a plan to get the Ice Deer to follow me North to their babies on time every spring, and it just became part of my life. I did other stuff and lived life as usual while keeping track of the weather near the end of winter and I’d be like, welp it’s time to lead the deer North, and I’d set out to find their winter home.
And a lot of people were like “this isn’t a permanent solution. We need to focus on climate change so it’s fixed for good.”
and I was like dang I know but the Ice Deer need us right now so, someone’s gotta do it? And it just became a thing I did.
ppl messaging me like “I thought this was real for a minute”:
: O !!!!!!!!
Everyone asking is absolutely allowed to use the Ice Deer in their fantasy world building and in fact I encourage it bc I love the idea of this one made up animal quietly linking all of your universes.
in more pleasant news: this year is seeing the biggest humpback migration in Australian history, bigger than it was PRE whaling. That's right, there are more humpbacks migrating off the coast of Australia than there were BEFORE industrial whaling started.
A huge, fat W for environmentalists and Greenies. what an achievement
we did it! we saved the fucking whales!!!!
Once hunted almost to extinction, the population of humpback whales currently migrating down Australia's east coast has bounced back and is
Further info for those interested
Environmental activism works!!! If they tell you its hopeless they're lying and/or selling some shit!!!
soft dom robby hard dom jack brat dennis… yeah
everyone’s enjoying a nice night out, dennis and the girls hanging out at the bar just being loud and obnoxious and having so much fun and of course jack and robby are sat in a corner booth to the side keeping eyes on all of them to make sure they’re safe and behaving… specifically on a certain boy, of course.
they’d been great sports the entire night just hanging around for hours while the kids have their fun, enjoying when dennis would come up to them and leave wet kisses everywhere as he got progressively more drunk. but it was nearing two am and jack was doing alright considering this is midday for him but poor robby is just beat and ready to go home so he goes up to dennis to tell him so.
he sneaks up on the kids with a gentle hand on dennis’ back, startling him as he turns with a lazy smile on his face.
“it’s one forty-five, pup. let’s get the girls their rides and head out, yeah?”
groans came from the group, trinity blowing a raspberry at robby as he shushes her. dennis tosses his head back dramatically, whining as he tells him “noooo, robby. i wanna stay,”
robby just sighs and tells him ten more minutes, den before walking back over to jack with his head shaking.
not even two minutes later does jack come up behind him with a tight grip on the scruff of dennis’ neck, his hot breath hitting dennis’ ear as he whispers “your daddy told you it’s time to go. it’s not up for negotiation, dog.” as he drags him off the barstool, letting robby handle the girls while jack walks dennis to the car.
"but they haven't SAID parker ellis is a lesbian, so we can't treat her as reprasentation, she might be straight..."
well i dont walk outside every day and point out explicitly that the sky is blue, because we can ALL FUCKING SEE IT. you catch my drift?
they seriously expected us to worship cops & soldiers when street cleaners and sanitation workers exist? fuck off i know who my heroes are
Gus, 2007
"does it have to be queer"
yes, next question, unless the next question is "why", in which case I am pulling the lever
Could it be more queer?
(To my personal assistant) Increase the sea salted wolverine’s budget
the return of their goofy cat and the color palette that haunts me
squidward cleaning your filthy ass blog
but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*
“but I stay silly!”
Reblog you stay silly
on it boss
you have permission to pick that 2 year old "abandoned" project back up. it's not mad at you for setting it aside. and maybe time and distance have helped ease or erase the things that made you put it down in the first place.
