BLONDIE
Fuck.
Jeff anxiously removed his glasses and polished them, a sign of nervousness. That had shocked him, but now the shock was mostly replaced by confusion.
“I don’t mean to press, but…. why exactly is your habitat a trash bin?”
The only things that belonged in trash bins were rubbish and surprise burgers.
Oh no, is he asking questions to find things to make fun of him for? He may hide in trash, but Loid can assure you that he smells like he just got out of the shower.
“Ah...Just..runss in the family. We are known to hide in trashcanss sssince, uh, ya’know?”
He’ll let the blond guess the rest.













