Fail Fetish

I have spent my life getting turned down for dates, or going on one date and having it end in a hug only. It was very painful but suddenly it all changed when I discovered the fail fetish. Now i get aroused by the idea of being pussy free for life. I...

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She knows you so well.

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I’m mostly posting original cap but this one is so good and right on target I had to repost.

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A good strategy to prove that you are friend zoned, and expose yourself to the world, is to tell you female BFF on Facebook that you love her. I might go and do this right now. I hope its humiliating.

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Instagram photo by loish • Jun 24, 2016 at 1:57pm UTC

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No.

-but I didn't ask

Just no.

-will you...

No. Never. Now leave.

-ok.

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Instagram photo by loish • Jun 27, 2016 at 2:17pm UTC

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No girl I love you. Will you go out with me?

“NO!”

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Instagram photo by loish • Jul 28, 2016 at 12:52pm UTC

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“No girl” my new favorite character, by Lois VB on instagram.

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Sometimes the women you think are interested in you are actually just amazed at how much of a loser you are. Ok, well actually, all the time.

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I have learned to notice the subtle signals of disinterest. At first it was to avoid the pain of rejection, but now it is to enjoy the many ways beautiful women tell me they’re not interested.

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