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She/Her Slytherin (according to Pottermore, but I think I’m more of a Ravenclaw) Wolfstar = OTP

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Remus. Sirius. A puppy. Need I say more?

Yes, yes I do.

So imagine Sirius with a puppy in human form, and Remus just watching on with the most jealous of looks - though who he’s jealous of I can’t say. Now imagine Sirius as Padfoot with a puppy.

Yeah. Remus combusted.

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A very strange concept came to me yesterday of a Reverse Dementor that works as a therapist. Hear me out.

While it’s never been truly agreed upon on how Dementors work, it’s a general consensus that they feed on happy memories and leave their victims with the worst feelings and despair. What if there was a Reverse Dementor that fed off the bad memories and left their ‘patients’ happy? Honestly that would help with PTSD so much, and maybe even some mental illness?

But then that leaves us with the question of what happens to the Reverse Dementor. In my mind the Dementor is happy because of all of the memories it consumes, and now that begs the question - will a Reverse Dementor’s diet render it depressed and haunted with bad memories?

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No headcanons today but I do have a question: What house would my friend be in?

She is clever for sure, but not book smart in the way Hermione is. It’s more...street smart? She’s also very upfront and says whatever’s on her mind never minding the consequences. But at the same time she’s gentle and loving and caring towards select others.

I did ask her what she values the most, and she replied with ‘Making something of myself, duh.’

So yeah, thoughts?

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If Sirius was a teacher at hogwarts, I would imagine him to be a groundskeeper with Hagrid. They would just hang out and take care of animals. Sirius might even play around with Fang.

Most importantly, Sirius would probably walk (not even sneak) into DADA class as Padfoot and cuddle up on Remus’ chair while he teaches.

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I feel like on nights when Remus needed extra comfort, Sirius would turn into Padfoot. Because really, what’s more comforting than a large ball of fluff?

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Headcanon where Draco writes home to his father about Potter and his stupid face, and Lucius is annoyed at first by the constant flood of letters, but eventually finds it amusing.

Jump forward to when Draco brings Harry, now his boyfriend, home to meet Lucius and Lucius just goes, “This father has been hearing a lot about you, I heard you like to have extra cream with treacle tart on Tuesdays after Quiddich practise?”

All the while, Draco is getting redder and redder, and Harry just beams, because who knew his boyfriend was obsessed with him way before he was?

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In my own little version of Chamber of Secrets, Dobby doesn’t show up to warn Harry about death or whatever.

Instead, Dobby gives Harry the ‘treat Draco right or I’ll f*ck you up’ speech. Because really, after a year of Dobby taking Draco’s mail from the owl to Lucius and Narcissa, he is fully ready to make sure Harry will never break Draco’s heart.

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In this house we ship Drapple.

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The Ao3 fandom, in some way or another, have created their own canon.

-Harry is gay.

-Draco is gay.

-Voldemort is gay, usually for Snape or for Harry.

-Wolfstar are gay for each other.

-Dumbledore, in some way or another, is manipulative for ‘the greater good’.

-Fred and George are always on Harry’s side.

-Luna and Neville are good friends.

-Harry needs many titles and lordships.

-Harry does not like his fame, and someone will realise this and feel bad for him and start to love him.

-The Dursleys are a lot more abusive than we thought.

-Did I mention that everyone’s gay?

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So I’ve been thinking, the Dark Arts are driven by emotions, right? Doesn’t that mean it’s basically a defence system in of itself?

Think about it; if you can hate that much, you must have some capacity to feel remorse or regret. Truly dangerous people are the sociopaths, who don’t understand that they’re wrong, but because they’re sociopaths, they’ll never be able to cast dark magic.

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Remus was probably the biggest softie ever, swaddled (yes, swaddled), in sweaters and cardigans and blankets.

When it got particularly cold, he would refuse to get out of bed, and probably pulled Sirius underneath the covers to cuddle with him, because “he’s just so warm, it’s pratical, if anything”.

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Harry and Draco at a Grocery Store

Draco: Uhhhhhh, what is that.

Harry: It’s hair dye, Draco.

Draco: And this, hair dye, can alter the colour of your hair?

Harry: That would be correct.

Draco: Without magic?

Harry: It’s muggle, so yes.

Draco: So what you’re telling me, is that any one can just have my fabulous blond hair with a mUGGLE INEVNTION?

Harry: You’re forgetting we have spells that can do that too.

Draco: THAT DOESN’T MAKE ME FEEL BETTER.

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Harry: Okay, there is no way I am gay.

Draco: Ahem.

Harry: Yeah, definitely no way I like boys, or any particular boy.

Draco: AHEM.

Harry: No fricking way, by the way, might want to get your throat checked, Malfoy, but it’s not like I care.

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A relationship between Harry and Draco would always be difficult. On one hand, you have Harry who is fighting self esteem issues and still recovering from all the trauma he’s faced, and on the other hand, you have Draco who likewise is fighting self esteem issues, but somehow also retains that stubborn ego that stops him from opening his heart up.

Somehow, someway, they still find a way to manoeuvre through all the problems they’ve had and face their pasts together instead of trying to avoid it.

It’ll be a very dependant relationship from both ends, and the healing might never truly end, but there is hope that they can walk out better and most importantly, together.

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Headcanon where after all these years, Harry still kept his first ever Christmas gift, the sweater from Mrs. Weasley.

He occassionally takes it out and just holds it to his chest. It stopped fitting many years ago, but he couldn’t bring himself to throw it away.

The edges are fraying, the colour faded away to a soft wash and the wool is starting to become scratchy. He thought about using restoration spells on it, but was too afraid to ruin it so decided not to.

Harry keeps it folded in his trunk, the one he got when he first visited Diagon Alley, right next to a faded piece of parchment that reveals secrets when the right words are spoken to it, a cloak and an owl cage, amongst other small trinkets.

He tells himself that one day he’ll be able to carry on in life and let go, finally able to store this trunk full of memories in his vault, but for now, he might just hold on a little while longer.

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If Draco started growing white hair, would you be able to see it?

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Headcanon where Draco writes home to his father about Potter and his stupid face, and Lucius is annoyed at first by the constant flood of letters, but eventually finds it amusing.

Jump forward to when Draco brings Harry, now his boyfriend, home to meet Lucius and Lucius just goes, “This father has been hearing a lot about you, I heard you like to have extra cream with treacle tart on Tuesdays after Quiddich practise?”

All the while, Draco is getting redder and redder, and Harry just beams, because who knew his boyfriend was obsessed with him way before he was?

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Debatable question: Is Hermione more likely to read after light outs because she finds her books too fascinating or is she more likely to stop despite her curiosities because she’s afraid of getting in trouble?