Rizzmeister

I have a crippling obsession. I bet you can't guess what it is (it's so obvious it's painful).

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This happened for sure.

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Astarion's being a meanie again :(

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Wangxian for your troubles, dear doom-scroller?

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First ep of Steel Ball Run gave me the will to draw these two.

Original reference

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Wangxian for your troubles, dear doom-scroller?

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I did more art for the campaign! Actually, it's been a while since this one's been finished, I just haven't opened the app lately due to a media fast (it's not cheating if I'm not actually looking at other people's posts, lol). I made this one purely from the depths of my own little weird imagination... well, plus some inspiration from Minhwa in Korean folklore.

This badboy is a spirit that people pray to that wards off evil. The body itself is made from paper lantern materials, and the interior is completely hollow except for 2 flames that make up the soul (one in the chest, and one in the tail).

Jus' thought ya'll might find it cool. Lemme know if ya like it!

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I drew Jiang Cheng. Because I felt like it.

There will be more, lol, don't worry.

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Fam, be honest, if your DM asked you to roll a d20 and pulled out this thing, what's your initial reaction?

I don't draw a whole lot of horrific creatures, but after this one, I'm beginning to like it quite a bit?

I dunno, what do the 5 people who like my random-ass posts think? Do ya'll want the lore drop on this lil' guy? Should I post the next abomination I create, too?

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I drew my D&D character for a campaign I'm currently in, so I thought I'd post it here. Enjoy my little Bohemian fae dude!

He's my little plum dumpling, and I love him more than life itself.

Side note: he's actually inspired me to get back into learning Czech again. If babí were still around, I probably could've learned the whole language by now, but badass old ladies can only live so long. Her restaurant survived just long enough for me to taste her cooking, though! (Man, I'd kill for another bite of that svičkova in these trying times.)

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Here's an older one I finished at least 3 or 4 months ago. I felt really inspired by Trigun 1998 and Arcane, so I combined the two a little to make this. It took absolutely forever, and the process was HORRENDOUS, so I hope you all enjoy the blood, sweat, and dusty tears I put into this damn thing (my tear ducts have long since dried up, so my pathetic attempt at a cry was less like a faucet, and more like shoving a leaf blower beneath the backside of a refrigerator that hasn't been swept under in 10 years).

Enjoy!

Rendering is harder to do than passing a whole watermelon out of your backside. I'm not kidding, this was insanity.

-Which is exactly why I'm making another one of Wolfwood (because I revel in helpless agony as a side effect of reading TGCF at a young and impressionable age). If you like extra melanin on your hook-nosed baddies, ya'll are gonna blow more than just your mind over the sequel.

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WHOA- two art pieces in one day?! Yeah, I've been busy. Have some Stardew Valley polyamorous old man yaoi.

-For your convenience... or, well, inconvenience, if a branch just so happens to be renting out your anus and you feel the need to let everybody know about it :3

And- I even included a close-up of Shane's gorgeous face. He's not the least bit concerned about what his boyfriends are up to, this man just wants more soup 🤣

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So, I'm turning this account into a regular art account. Of course, it'll mostly be MXTX and other danmei related art, but I think it's time I included my other chaos pieces to the mix.

So- having said that, enjoy this monstrocity.

Fellow steddie fans, you're welcome :)

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Did I just finish and post a MXTX-ified manhwa panel less than 24 hours ago? Yes, yes I did. And I'm posting another one. You're welcome.

I think I'll call this one, "WEI WUXIAN- WHEN I CATCH YOU WEI WUXIAN...!"

(PoV: Your brother couldn't kill yo a$$ with zidian, so he came back with a glock instead 💀)

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Muahahaha!!! I'm here to annoy you again with another MXTX-ified comic panel! Behold~ one of my favorite panels from Love Tractor as Zhuzhi Lang and Cat Qingqiu!

This is, by far, my best one yet. He's so stinkin' cute, and I love him so much 😭

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So... I did something. Again.

Hua Cheng vs. The Ghostbusters as that one JJBA frame

(Please, end my suffering. I can't keep drawing sh*t like this 🥲)

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I have 1/4th of a braincell working overtime to keep about half of my body functioning, so I don’t draw often. But, as legend has it, once in a blue moon, lighting strikes this itty-bitty brain of mine, and artistic inspiration emerges from the deepest recesses of my skull. So, I decided to post an art piece I made during one of those moments. May I present to you... an MXTX version of a comic panel from the 19 Days Manhua.

Their personalities are so similar that I just couldn't resist. I might draw a few more with other Danmei characters, like Shen Qingqiu and Shang Qinghua, but I need to work up the energy first.