SENTENCE MEME â¶ THE WITCHER / 1.01
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âToday just isnât your day, is it?â
âWe donât want your kind here.â
âTell me where he is and Iâll be on my way.â
âYou donât give the orders around here.â
âKill him with your bare hands if you have to.â
âYouâre not scared of us, are ya?â
âCan you not leave it alone for a moment?â
â[name] canât be trusted.â
âIâm not speaking to you.â
âI apologize for my manâs interference in your day.â
âHopefully he can improve his behavior by tomorrow.â
âBeer for my friend here and one for me.â
âI am speaking to you now, good sir.â
âMy mother, god rest her, would be mortified.â
âItâs hard to make a living on main roads.â
âAnd you desperately need money for new clothes.â
âMore and more, I find monsters wherever I go.â
âI killed a rat this morning with my breakfast fork.â
âIt had been shitting in our pantry for days.â
âYou mentioned coin.â
âYou donât scare me.â
âHeâs willing to pay for odds and ends he needs for elixirs.â
âHave you ever killed a succubus? A striga, werewolf, she-wolf?â
âI think that makes you a hero.â
âShe says youâre the offspring of foul sorcery, a diabolic creature, a filthy degenerate born of hell.â
âI donât know where that is, but I could learn, if youâd let me.â
âWhich is probably the stupidest thing Iâve ever heard.â
âYes, well, forgive the confusion.â
âThis is my own creation. Helps pass time more delightfully.â
âNot often we see your likeness here.â
âNot many of my likeness left.â
âIâd offer you my condolences, but I seem to remember that your kind donât feely anything.â
âIâm grateful destiny brought you to me.â
âShe works for me now and then, on matters of great import.â
âYou donât want my monster. You want me to kill yours.â
âCould use a bit of feel-ty myself right now.â
âIf you canât win a game of knucklebones for fear of a few horses..â
âAt least you didnât shit your kecks.â
âIs it too much to ask that you exercise a modicum of respect??â
âDestiny has many faces.â
âMy destiny, for example, is beautiful on the outside but hideous on the inside.â
âWizards are all the same.â
âYou talk nonsense while making wise and meaningful faces.â
âDoesnât rhyme. All good predictions rhyme.â
âEliminating these women was the lesser evil.â
âThey couldâve drowned entire kingdoms in blood.â
âDo you consider me a fool?â
âDo you think I did not conduct research?â
âAnd now no man can defy her, itâs said.â
âSheâs chased me for years, bent on revenge.â
âShe possesses the power to destroy us all.â
âEvil is evil. Lesser, greater, middling ââ itâs all the same.â
âI havenât only done good in my life either.â
âIf I have to choose between one evil and another, then I prefer not to choose at all.â
âPretty ballads hide bastard truths.â
âAs in life, it is impossible always be to be fully prepared for battle.â
âThank you for allowing our company at this splendid affair.â
âWould you honor me with a dance?â
âLet her enjoy this night in peace. It may be her last for awhile.â
âI stole rather than starve, killed rather than be killed.â
âI will take down anyone in my way.â
âHere I am trying to convince you Iâm not a monster.â
âWhen I hate someone for stealing my whole life from me, I kill him.â
âPeople call you a monster, too.â
âThen I am what they say I am.â
âYouâre resentful of that burden.â
âYou are both incredibly boring.â
âYou know cautionary tales donât work on me.â
âThe apple never falls far from the tree.â
âWhen I go, it will be far more dramatic than this.â
âWant to hear about my first monster?â
âIt took two strikes to kill him. They werenât clean, but they were spectacular.â
âI thought the world needed me, too.â
âYou donât believe in destiny or the lesser evil.â
âWhat do you believe in?â
âI donât pick sides, I just kill monsters.â
âDestiny may yet side with us.â
âIn the face of the inevitable, good leaders should always choose mercy.â
âIn the future, you will be wise to do the same.â
âContinue to be brave.â
âYou are destined for great things.â
âI canât do this without you.â
âIâve been protected my whole life, why?â
âYou say you canât choose, but you had to.â
âYouâll never know if you were right.â
âShe gave us a message to pass on to you.â
âI will kill everyone here until he comes down.â
âMagic doesnât work on me.â
âThey created me just as they created you.â
âWeâre not so different.â
âIf you touch a single hair on her head, yours will be on the ground next.â
âShe got to you too, didnât she.â
âYou took the law into your own hands.â