Random Shit

Read the Sign

[sangatsunolion-deactivated20171]

[rosenub]

Spongebob holding a fetus

[reysplendent]

Hi, I’m Julia Morris.

[wolg-fang]

Me introducing myself

[mitski-miyawakis]

I actually might’ve just fallen in love with her nsidjdj

[shaolinbynature]

I want complete backstory for every single alias she gave

[pileofknives]

Attention all customers: our store will be closing in five minutes. If you are present in the store after closing you will be hunted for sport.

[trashhub]

I have now transferred this whole blog safely over to a new home at 2mblr.com

You can view it all and Follow me there!

[princessrhcenyra]

[sweetsteeths]

person: hey you ok?

me, dissociating: 

[itschinyere-deactivated20200201]

Nigga are you okay?

[69strokes-blog]

Lmfaooooo

[harleycativy]

@bubbleboss17 @myluvislikewow @laketaj24 I’m weak!!

[laketaj24]

He said with white socks and the loafers 😂😂😂

[paintedreptile]

I was working upstairs when I hear one of our baby leopard geckos start screaming. Normally they only scream when threatened, but this particular guy screams at almost everything. Turns out there was a small fly in his cage that was bothering him.

Yes the fly was removed afterwards.

[conceptblogfromaconcepthuman]

[tenderfruit]

never forget Sarah Paulson quitting her job after 20 minutes because she couldn’t spell parmesan

[honedperfection]

Rescue plan on Twitter

The rescue plan now has a Twitter account: https://twitter.com/rescueplan

It would be a good idea to follow it or make a note of it today

It’s a safety feature.  My intention is that every important announcement will be both here and on Twitter.  But if for any reason* my Tumblr account gets suspended or deactivated then further announcements will be on Twitter only 

Please be assured that people are currently working hard on making the rescue plan actually effective.  I will post with more information tomorrow and at the weekend.

Reblogs and retweets welcome.  But please do not send me any messages or questions on Twitter, I will not respond - all my time now needs to be spent helping the plan itself

* I don’t think I’m breaking any terms of service in my Tumblr account, but really, who knows these days?

[kiwikiwiandkiwi]

[breathing-in-autumn-air-blog]

[camalilium]

me: I love minding my own business!

something: happens

me:

[tswunn]

GUYS THE SECOND PROMO

OMGMGMHAKALDNAJFAJ FUCK

[wan-shailu]

if you thought YOUR hiatus was bad

[diioonysus]

greek mythology ↣ main gods