LIFE'S A BITCH, SO FUCK IT. ( Autoplay. )

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                        “  YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT. WOOF.                             BARK FOR ME, LITTLE WOLF.  ”

                                show me and my boys what you can do.

                                     LEATHERJACKETED

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how does the name “heads of cerberus” sound for a weredog biker gang?

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potential new oc?

whatcha think?

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bad idea of the day:

i should switch my fc to ryan gosling.

lmao.

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The 14th gif from the bottom of your icon folder is your muse on Valentine’s Day

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yes. gavin nearly had a kid.

condoms, people.

use ‘em.

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GAV EVER KNOCKED A BITCH UP? (take that as you may)

SEND MY MUSE “HAVE YOU EVERS”, THEY CAN ONLY REPLY WITH A YES OR A NO.

   “  yes.  ”

[musingxmemes]

Sᴇɴᴅ ᴍʏ ᴍᴜsᴇ “Hᴀᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇᴠᴇʀ (...)”s. Tʜᴇʏ ᴄᴀɴ ᴏɴʟʏ ʀᴇᴘʟʏ ᴡɪᴛʜ ‘ʏᴇs’ ᴏʀ ‘ɴᴏ’.

[xaedificare]

Bold what applies to your muse.

PLACE IN SOCIETY

financial: wealthy / moderate / poor / in poverty / 

medical: fit / moderate / sickly / disabled / disadvantaged.

class or caste: upper / middle / working / unsure.

education: qualified / unqualified / studying / not applicable.

criminal record: yes, for major crimes / yes, for minor crimes / yes, for crimes they did not commit / no

FAMILY

married - happily / married - unhappily / engaged or betrothed / partnered / single / divorced / separated / widow / verse dependent.

has a child or children / has no children / wants children / verse dependent.

close with sibling(s) / not close with sibling(s) / has no siblings / sibling(s) is deceased.

orphaned / adopted / disowned / abandoned / left of own free will / raised by birth parent(s).

TRAITS + TENDENCIES

extroverted / introverted / in between.

disorganised / organised / in between.

close minded / open-minded  / in between.

calm / anxious / in between.

disagreeable / agreeable / in between.

cautious / reckless / in between.

patient / impatient / in between.

outspoken / reserved / in between.

leader / follower / in between.

empathetic / unempathetic / in between.

optimistic / pessimistic / in between.

traditional / modern / in between.

hard-working / lazy / in between.

cultured / un-cultured / in between / unknown.

loyal / disloyal / unknown.

faithful / unfaithful / unknown.

BELIEFS:

monotheist / polytheist / atheist / agnostic.

belief in ghosts or spirits: yes / no / don’t know / don’t care.

belief in an afterlife: yes / no / don’t know / don’t care.

belief in reincarnation: yes / no / don’t know / don’t care.

belief in aliens: yes  / no / don’t know / don’t care.

religious: orthodox / liberal / in between / not religious.

philosophical: yes / no.

OPINIONS

pro-suicide / anti-suicide / doesn’t know(care) or on the fence.

pro-euthanasia / anti-euthanasia / doesn’t know or on the fence.

pro-choice / anti-abortion /  doesn’t know or on the fence.

pro-marriage / anti-marriage / doesn’t know or on the fence.

pro-death penalty / anti-death penalty  / doesn’t know or on the fence.

pro-drug legislation / anti-drug legislation / doesn’t know or on the fence.

pro-murder / anti-murder / doesn’t know or on the fence.

pro-cannibalism / anti-cannibalism / doesn’t know or on the fence.

left wing / right ring / middle / doesn’t know  or on the fence.

SEXUALITY + ROMANTIC INCLINATION

allosexual / asexual.

alloromantic / aromantic.

sex repulsed  / sex neutral / sex favourable.

romance repulsed / romance neutral / romance favourable.

sexually: adventurous / experienced / naive / inexperienced / curious / uninterested / verse dependent.

potential sexual partners: male / female / agender / other / none / all.

potential romantic partners: male / female / agender / other / none / all.

ABILITIES

combat skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none.

literacy skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none.

artistic skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none.

technical skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none.

HABITS

drinking alcohol:  never / sometimes / frequently / to excess.

smoking: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess.

other narcotics: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess.

medicinal drugs: never / sometimes  / frequently / to excess.

indulgent food: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess.

splurge spending: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess.

gambling: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess.

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some help with gavin’s accent/slang.

divven’ = don’t. haway = come on. “haway, man, sweetheart” means “come on, sweetheart.” haddaway = go away. “haddaway an’ shite.” canny = good, nice. can be used to mean “a lot of” in some cases, ala “canny big, like.” bonnie = pretty, sweet, good looking. lass = girl/woman. lad = boy/man. mate = a man, usually. pet = a woman. doesn’t matter who she is. sweetheart = a woman, usually. again, doesn’t matter who she is. an’ all = too. “i did it an’ all, like.” dee = do. “dee it yasel’, lad.” yasel’ = yourself. give over = stop that. whey aye = of course. aye = yes. hoy = throw. “i just hoyed it in, like.” like = tends to be tacked on at the end of sentences. idk why, like. bairn = child. babby = baby.

this’ll probs be updated at some point.

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             ❝ ————————- want some cocoa? ❞

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        “ haway, man, sweethear’. divven’ ‘ave to do tha’. ”

he’s cold though.

he’d appreciate it.

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gavin: hey, i just met you and this is crazy, but... can i use your shower?

them: why should i let you? i don't know you.

gavin: i was a chef once upon a time, y'know. if you let me in, i'll cook us a nice meal after me shower, then i'll be on me way.

them: ...

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I open my mouth. I want to say: I’m breaking, and I need someone to hold me together. But no sound comes out.

Beth Revis, A Million Suns (via weltenwellen)

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what gavin wants out of a relationship: someone who’s ready and willing to protect and defend him when shit gets rough.

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gavin technically has five forms, though only two are used willingly.

i take these forms from werewolf: the apocalypse, pretty much. it’s my favourite lore of were-creature in existence.

see? five forms all together.

generally, he’ll stick to the first and last forms. human and dog. these allow him to blind in to society and keep attention off his back.

the other forms are generally connected either to his anger or to the full moon.

if particularly enraged, he’ll partially shift ala glabro.

during the full moon, he’ll shift into crinos.

hispo, however? i’m not sure yet.

it’s basically a GIANT ass dog, so.

think hound of the baskervilles? lmao. idk.

it’s all still a wip.

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maybe i should start figuring/writing out the lore around weredogs?

or at least what i make up/where i get inspiration from?

i guess a lot of it’s very loosely white wolf inspired?

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     “ MANGY. STRAY. MONGREL. MUTT. ARSE SNIFFER.              BOLLOCK LICKER. BALL CATCHER. PET. ”

              Being a DOG lacks the celebrity that comes with being a WOLF.

                                             TRASH PARIAH.