Marko and Paul def just lie about things for LITERALLY no reason Store worker: Do you have a (stores name) card? Marko, who has a (stores name) card, giving him the ability to get a discount on his purchase, in his back pocket: oh, no I don't have one :^(
Paul, staring at the worker with no intent to blink: there was a naked man in aisle 5 eating the rust off of the shelves, you should really watch out for stuff like that in your establishment sir














