HANDSOMEJUDE

That's me

[trashyacht]

[trashyacht]

*hits bong*

*sips green tea*

Me: health 👌

[sketchshark]

I drew a series of graceful animals recently. Here are my favorites.

[the-flightoficarus-deactivated2]

They’re horrifying I love them

[pr1nceshawn]

Photography Tricks Anyone Can Do.

[mythicalmyotis]

@i-dont-believe-in-saints this seems relevant to your interests

[andersonsdollpurpose]

Now THIS is the sort of photography tutorial I’ve been waiting for!

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

@dobrodosao

[neon-voids]

[davidcronenburgers]

This is the greatest insult in the history of television.

[cartoonnetwork]

Floral Fionna (🎨: Lorena Alvarez Gómez/behance)

[allthelonelyplaces]

I know we don’t get happily ever afters in real life. I’m a hopeless romantic, not a total fucking idiot. As my friend, Russell, said to me once, “Even with the happiest couples, one of you dies first.” But first there is such unalloyed joy. We went to the supermarket yesterday and we were wandering around and, at one point, he took my hand, because that’s the kind of thing he does. And instantly, I got flustered. Residual anxiety. Remembrance of past battery. Enduring scars. Even though I know I’m hardly likely to get my head kicked in by the salad bar, PDAs can still make me nervous. And then he said, gentle as anything, and I’m not going to do the accent… “If there’s a gay kid in here with his folks, frightened that he’s a freak, don’t you think that it might give him hope, seeing two guys wandering around, being themselves, getting their groceries, like everyone else?” If happiness is a place… it’s the biscuit aisle in Sainsbury’s. And anywhere else I am with him.

[peterparker]

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WATCH THIS

[periru3]

I just went from having 0 feelings either negative or positive about Taylor Lautner and after watching this and with no other knowledge of him as a person I fully believe that he is a gift to humanity if for nothing other than this single contribution.

[read-forever-deactivated2019110]

@oracledelphii this is literally one of the funniest things I have ever watched

[horchathot]

He can toss that ass into my mouth anytime tho😩😩❤️❤️

[electr0nicblue5-deactivated2017]

Well that put a smile on my face

[trashyacht]

Me: hello darkness my old friend

Darkness: I have a boyfriend

[tastefullyoffensive]

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The cat trap worked like a charm.

[trashyacht]

Things I'm excited about top surgery: I can wear all those fun bralette tops I've wanted to wear for so long 😍

[tastefullyoffensive]

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Secret, the Australian shepherd, dances an Irish jig.

[healingsuggestions]

HELLO ALL!!! FALL IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER AND YOU’LL GET TO WEAR JEANS AND LONG SLEEVE SHIRTS AND SWEATERS!!! YOU WONT GET ALL HOT JUST WALKING OUTSIDE FOR 3 minUTES!! THE LEAVES WILL BE CHANGING AND COFFEE WILL BE APPROPRIATE AT 10AM AND 10PM!! THERE WILL BE BETTER DAYS AHEAD. I’m exited for us!

[umrzec]

https://instagram.com/p/BC0t0ooC6Hy/

[trashyacht]

I'm so stressed about change.

[trashyacht]

What if my name was trashy ache?

[trashyacht]

Me, pressing my face against the mirror in a bathroom: nothing makes me different from the cis bi boys I see besides me being trans. I'm just as valid and important.