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this is an archive for all my favorite bullshit that I am too ashamed to have on my actual blog

[orcboxer]

by disagreeing with me on this topic, you're aligning yourself with everyone else who disagrees with me, which includes the Chaos Death Cult, and they chaos kill people so....

[lokaror]

we dont chaos kill that many people.

[orcboxer]

Well If You Say It's Not That Many

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[homosoulsborne]

I either thought of this right before going to sleep last night, or it came to me in a dream. Either way I felt compelled to make it

[tall]

[deanwinchesterapologist]

nothing wrong with me

[mgsr]

[drilsouls]

"everyone says they wanna get a footjob from Malenia, but don't come cryin to me when your scrote gets pinched between her brass toe joints"

[drilsouls]

[gecko1011010]

Anyway I watched cute goat videos yesterday

[doomdaysdecays-deactivated20251]

if i had to explain what tumblr is like i’d only show this

[moon-grub]

No one seems to be acknowledging the far funnier element of this, which is, that when you go to the commenter’s account, you find out they are actually fucking roleplaying as a sexually repressed skeleton and jjst really committed to the bit while everyone in the reblogs is talking about how much they hate minors or whatever. thank you kharak the skeleton servant of the almighty lich king

[nerdragons-hoard]

if i had to explain what tumblr is like i’d only show this

[nightclawduke]

Kalameet using its grab attack to eat some pizza. Has this been done yet?, I've had the idea for a while.

Reference under the cut.

[weedcellar]

Eminem isn’t violent, Slim Shady is. Get it right.

[kimbras-deactivated20150415]

[hoebutmadefashion]

im robbing a bank tomorrow and when the cops come for me imma tell them it was my alter ego countess boochie flagrante

[poseysprostate]

Happy 10 years to Countess Boochi Flagrante

[konoko]

[thejorie-deactivated20160327]

My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.

[airoehead]

that’s really great man

[clara-the-cat]

Yeah that’s really cool, I wish I had three weed smoking girlfriends, I’m happy for you

[srdcovka]

[miquellakind]

Put Saint Trina on the phone

please kill miquella. please kill miquella

[miquellakind]

may i touch the withered arm. may i please touch the 🪷Withered arm

please. pleasetouch the withered arm and enter the Land of Shadow and acquire kindling and burn the sealing tree and then nothing of note after that touch the withered arm #thewitheredarm

[innerchildabortionclinic]

oh fuckkkk man not the SERIAL UNALIVER