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Hello Hi I’m doing icon commissions now!

For any inquiries/questions, feel free to message me here on Tumblr, or we could go through my Discord of the same name, @/Largemandrill!

I’m just doing these for fun (as well as some extra disposable money while I’m still job searching) so no pressure or anything.

This is my first time doing this kinda thing so I’m still feeling out how this all works. All payments will be made via Ko-fi/Paypal so be aware of that before inquiring 👍

#commissions open #open commissions #whichever works ig #art commisions #also I would like to apologize to my friend soup for the horrible autobot doodle #I needed to get the idea of a robot down I’m so sorry

“Samson is Cullen’s ex-boyfriend and that’s why their hostility is so weirdly personal” beautiful joke that I adore. However then you have to do the math because the only timeframe they could’ve been together is pre-act 1 Kirkwall which brings the question of why a late-20s (or possibly even mid 30s I truly do not know how old Samson is but he’s definitely not 30 in Inquisition) Samson is dating his 19-year old boss. I think the problematic age gap is very integral to whatever the fuck is going on between them.

#I couldn’t find Samson’s age ANYWHERE aside from a random reddit threat that had inaccurate info on other stuff #I get he’s more in the meth trenches or whatever but I refuse to believe he’s anything under 40 once he’s a general #idk either way don’t do drugs kids #so either Samson is only like a little under a decade older than Cullen #OR he’s straught up old enough to be his dad #whichever floats your freak boat more is the only way I can phrase it #This isn’t meant to be like an accusation of Samson or anything just some thoughts I had late last night #dragon age #cullen rutherford #raleigh samson #his name is so stupid I have to look up how to spell it every time #dragon age inquisition #dai #da2

the-hounds-daughter

Wait for me mutual . You are not far

the-hounds-daughter

very pleased to see that everyone loves their mutuals

#MUTUAL WE ARE SEPARATED BY THE GREAT AMERICAN INTERIOR #THAT IS VERY TRAVERSABLE

thebaldursmouthgazette

I couldn’t find the post I was looking for but it was about how sera gets called racist and bigoted and annoying for criticising the dalish (due to being a 20 year old dealing with internalised racism and struggling to find her identity in a world where she’s only acknowledged as an elf as a target of racism or when compared to the dalish as though she’s not being an elf properly) but when Solas criticises the dalish he’s called wise and knowledgeable and people think that yeah maybe the dalish are worth criticising (and he’s criticising them because he’s a genocidal maniac who doesn’t consider them people and is planning to kill them)

Think that’s a good example of the whole “you hate this character because she’s a woman, you would like the same traits in a male character” thing

#I always hated Solas more for his anti-elf criticisms #like with Sera I just get this feeling of light cringe because dear lord I have been in a similiar place #she should know better but I also understand that a lot of her characterization comes from her separation to her own culture #but Solas? That bald fuck? Hate him #the way he talks about the Dalish specifically to a romanced Lav makes me so angry #anyway Sera gets a pass because she’s young and doesn’t know what she’s doing #and I want to throw Solas in a wood chipper #dragon age

largemandrill

Happy Pride Month to these three and no one else

#Forgot I made this lol #anyway HAPPY PRIDE TO THEM AND THEM ALONE #elden ring

lornaka

Is there anything more tragic than liking a niche m/f pairing, and then discovering that most fics for it treat the female character as a personality free reader insert

#People do this with Fia/Rogier but Rogi is the one who gets gutted of all interesting character traits

frodo-of-the-nine-fingers

it is always narratively correct to make your characters sleep together before they sort through the hundreds of lies and misdirections between them. make things worse make things worse make things worse #i love betrayal #i love lying #i love people feeling bad about themselves

#ok so these two ocs of mine have like a LONG history #but like after a ten year period of being absent from each other’s lives the moment they’re alone again it gets intense #And then they awkwardly circle around each other for like a month actually figuring out the logistics of their relationship it’s great #always remember to make them fuck first ask questions later it makes things much more interesting

rabbitkinglune777

drew my fursona as two rap albums I like

#oh this fucks severely #Love both of these artists to bits #I meant like Kendrick and Tyler the Creator. I should’ve said three so it would also include Salem #dammit #good art

kuki-avd

Just saw a post saying Ranni should have been the level up lady in place of Melina and now I am very sad.

#Well that’s dumb #Ranni might have some affections for Tarnished near the end of her quest #but like. she doesn’t need anything from them at the beginning #she only gives tarnished the bell because (probably Miquella) told her to whenever Torrent picked a new master #Melina is desperate and not too good at hiding it. she’s ver explicit that she’s your level up maiden because she needs a ride #like they have their roles because it makes sense for your charactera #elden ring melina

unfuckablebogtroll

Sometimes you log on to tumblr dot com and see your beloved mutuals thirsting over unrisen sourdough men and you have to say a very very quiet ‘pass’ to yourself and let it go because inevitably the flat circle of time will bring around your turn to go gaga over some butterface dude or bug eyed girl and you must know that your beloved mutuals are saying a quiet ‘pass’ to themselves and leaving you to your moment of insanity in peace.

#hey guys

I talk about this sometimes in private w/ friends, but it’s honestly kinda surprising how neutral I am in anti/pro-ship discussions. I think “antis” mean well but are misguided by conservative beliefs they haven’t properly addressed, and I think “pro-shippers” get into that “kink as praxis” territory that makes me want to rip my hair out. Both are annoying and make navigation fandom spaces like 10 times worse.

#Not tagging this tbh mainly cause I don’t know how lol #I guess part of me is more on the pro side in terms of what I think fiction should be allowed to do #but I don’t actually want to associate with people who put fandom discourse lingo front and center in their bios #anyway I’m gonna go back to my toxic paladin yaoi I’ll be back y’all

littlezas

queelign wip again

#I love how he’s yours #elden ring

transandrogyny--turtlebug

that anon was right- describing misogyny as just "hatred of femininity" and "hatred of women" instead of at least mentioning that it's a systemic force that puts people in their place- is sooo annoying.

let's just ignore that a lot of femininity is a form of patriarchal bargaining, or that butches and GNC people and trans people deal with more violent misogyny than their feminine counterparts(by which I mean feminine Gender conforming cis women if that wasn't clear) .

#Anyone is capable of perpetuating misogyny #Anyone is capable of being a victim of misogyny #Of course there are fluctuating anounts per individual based on some demographic statistics #but those first two statements remain true

I wouldn’t call myself a Cullenmancer (mainly because I don’t want my identity to be who I kissed in a video game), but it is kind of a shame I lowkey blocked most of them because I don’t like their opinions on other parts of the games. I need more than one person with good opinions I can talk to Cullen about that isn’t just a hating sesh. Those are also cool I just sometimes like to say nice things about the dog man.

#I know liking him isn’t an unpopular opinion overall #but unfortunately I have put myself on the side of DA tumblr where everyone just. hates his ass #I am Critical™ of him trust me I think they could’ve gone better ways with his character #but like. I won’t lie. I am gay and he’s a little handsome #so I am a biased human being #Not saying I don’t love my current buddy I talk about him with. Love you Sisi I hope we enter hell skipping with locked arms #dragon age #cullen rutherford

batgirlsmell

theoryslop. you only believe in it because it has evidence supported by and relating to the narrative and themes of the work

#I hate being into Elden Ring man

*Sips up Well of Sorrows through silly straw* This shit tastes like Sprite *scream of unimaginable agony*

#dragon age #dragon age inquisition #Having my Lav drinking from the well because she’s deeply insecure about her tie to her own people #go girlie pop don’t let my beautiful wife Morrigan succumb to her unwanted fate

pillowenvelopchair

does anyone have a clear reference to d's pose when he dies?

largemandrill

Don’t worry about why I have these on hand anyway here ya go :)

#I use his corpse as a phone wallpaper #elden ring

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