Welcome to the Rat Hole

[trashyrodent]

I've just remembered a very cursed video game idea I had. It's pretty much God of War, but with Vtubers

[trashyrodent]

Am I the only one who hates the "I Survived 100 Days in _______ Minecraft" videos? I'd rather watch those hundred days as a series over a period of weeks, months, or even years, than a 10-19 minute clip compilation of a few things that happened with commentary!

[trashyrodent]

As Chinese and Japanese Giant Salamanders are endangered, but have captive breeding programs, they should start letting experienced people keep them as pond pets, like koi or goldfish and breed them. They slowly start letting the public keep and breed them until the salamanders numbers are bolstered and that way, there'll be plenty in the world. Simular things happened with Crested Geckos and Axolotols, which are now very common in captivity. I don't really know too much other than they are tolerant of the winter cold and like to crawl around the bottom and eat fish so please give me some critiques to better my plan.

[trashyrodent]

Sometimes I just want to get dragged off metaphorically and literally by the tail towards adventures with good friends

[trashyrodent]

I recently got an idea for a weird fic

After hearing rumors of an archepelago abandoned by humanity, Giant Rat and the rat gang are intrigued by the possibility of untold treasures and riches, however they don't know they're going way in over their heads. They'll encounter dangerous monsters, unsolved mysteries, strange shiny crystals, and and the greatest treasure of all, FRIENDSHIP!

... okay they'll find some SICK merch too, but friendship is still a very important treasure.

A The Rat Movie by Jerma985 X Kemono Friends fic,

I-I can't think of a title. I'll add one later once I figure it out.

[trashyrodent]

So I had a weird dream.

I was a big man with a BIG truck and me and people who were supposed to be my friends were hanging out around my home. One went inside and got scared out by my dad. Another went into my backyard and moments later a MASSIVE portal opens in the skyand I run to the back to see what happened. Meeting with the friend suddenly a bunch of Kemono Friends characters appear, then are instantly forgotten as they jump off a boat. My dream then randomly inserted a boat filled with cutsey cartoony monsters, one being a blue two headed broccoli being with a third brain sticking out from between it's heads. The ship was drifting on by Japari Park and then the Kraken from Hotel Transylvania makes an important announcement, but I can't remember what it was. Then my dream forgets the monsters and now Minions are colonizing Japari Park alongside Gru and Vector. In a crowd of minions Gru starts excitedly shouting "minions. Minions, MINIONS!" and starts singing Don't Stop Me Now by Queen with Vector singing some parts. The weirdest part was I knew my dream was trying to have me meet Serval from Kemomo Friends, but it for what ever reason wasn't able to.

So Kemono Friends x Despicable Me fanfic when?

[trashyrodent]

The Gongoozler

[trashyrodent]

I still can't believe the whole Gongoozler bit lead me to create a nocturnal fictional semi-aquatic mammal-like reptile with grabby raccoon hands to drag people to the depths by the toes.

[trashyrodent]

The only Unus Annus screenshot I have

[trashyrodent]

RAT FACT

Did you know there are technically two species of brown rat? One is the typical brown rat you'll find invading a house and being a pest. The other is more intelligent and has opposable thumbs. The second species is to one that works with us to keep both of our species alive. These are the species I mentioned in my first rat fact post who taste sewage to check the quality.

[trashyrodent]

Did you know that sewage treatment plants hire rats to taste test the sewage in order to figure out the proper treatment to turn the sewage into clean water. They get paid well and is like wine or cheese tasting to them.

[trashyrodent]

In this horse show called Heartland, there was a scene where a St. Brenard got porcupined. Instead of using realistic fake quills or even dulled real quills they used toothpicks... TOOTHPICKS VERY OBVIOUSLY STUCK IN IT'S FUR. It seems like they didn't even try.

[trashyrodent]

Why is night so scary? What is it hiding? Monsters our wildest nightmares? Crimes? Aliens making a pit stop to pee? Friendly animals? Who knows? It's to scary for me to go and find out!

[spectrometrie]

Lioconcha Hieroglyphica is officially my favorite mollusc

[zooophagous]

This clam has fuckin runes on it

[trashyrodent]

This is so epic!

[babyanimalgifs]

oh my god

[pabs-art]

You look me in the eye and tell me this isn’t important

[fuckthesheriff-panda]

That jaguar is so tall compared to the ocelot. So cute!

[sleepystarbits]

@oreo-pie

[lilanth]

I need to know if these cats are being sold into the the pet trade or not

[relentlesslygayy-deactivated202]

Nope! These little kitties are from black jaguar white tiger foundation, a big cat rescue and sanctuary, and the man in the video is Eduardo Serio. He regularly gets orphaned cubs and cubs rescued from the pet trade, when the zoos don’t have enough room. He doesn’t normally socialize with them like this but the margay and jaguar cubs here had already imprinted on humans and can no longer survive in the wild, so he’s been raising them

[nabyss]

OHHHHHH CUTIES….

[trashyrodent]

Now I know that Jaguar kittens like stummy scritches now!

[trashyrodent]

I literally watched an entire episode of Spongebob where Mr.Krabs and Spongebob tried to get three hippies out of a pot of soup. It was one of the most confusing things I have ever seen

[trashyrodent]

Does anyone remember or know what the name of this old youtube channel where the main series on the channel was of toy creatures fighting eachother, with reoccuring fighters, like that King Kong Scorpion thing who looses his tail in one of the arcs and a Spinosaurus who likes to swear. I want to find it again.