Traveling SG

The adventures of a late 20's spoiled girlfriend

[theescortbunny-blog]

I’m so fucking done with today.

If you need me I’ll be hibernating.

[theescortbunny-blog]

I can’t even hibernate I have so much I have to do.

Ohmygod why am I crying this is so petty.

[travelingsg]

This was me all week. Hang in there. You've got this.

[motelstarlight]

life hack: be best friends with a slytherin. they will steal cupcakes for you from work and tell you to drop toxic people from your life with no reservations. they will be the ones ordering you to stop and breathe and call in sick, to screw your commitments if they see you’re sacrificing your mental health. they’re the ones to say “don’t you dare settle” and “you deserve better” in a ruthless, matter-of-fact tone. they’ll be the ones saying it’s okay to put yourself first, the voice you need to hear after a long day or week or month. trust me, be best friends with a slytherin.

[hathor77]

Honestly, if you’re trying to get into business or there’s a field you’re dying to get into- start networking on twitter, on Facebook,Linkedin, in person, get close to people in your chosen industry, make yourself a known face in business events,

if you’re looking for a lover, get yourself out there and make it known that you’re available, go to all the hot parties. look good, take pictures, talk to the opposite sex, be a regular in your favorite bars, make a habit of going out on dates

Become an expert in something and wow people. People love excellence and they are drawn to people they want to be like.

Sitting in the corner and hiding gets you nowhere. Your intentions are not enough. Unfortunately we need people, thankfully with other people comes gossip, comes the spotlight and also opportunities. Nobody is coming to find you and *discover* you as how you’d want to be known.

Attention seeking is a sign of weakness but courting attention for yourself and being your own cheerleader is one way to prosperity. If you’re looking to be influential in any kind of way, you need the crowd to support you.

Believe in your own hype, celebrate the hell out of your hype and inevitably people will be drawn to your light.

[travelingsg]

Update

Lost 17 pounds. Been fighting off and on with the Boss but I think things have settled down. Birthday in a month or two and I don't know what I want??????

[travelingsg]

Current status: want to eat the whole planet!!

I’ve been eating well and working out for a few weeks. Today my body decided to freak out. I could eat at least a moon by myself.

Ordering Chinese food at 10:20pm is a bad plan, right?

[travelingsg]

The Chinese food was already closed by the time I called. I did end up eating some today to get it out of my head, but I feel way less like eating all the things so I think the dinosaur days are over.

Now I need to drink some water and do some exercise!

[travelingsg]

Current status: want to eat the whole planet!! I've been eating well and working out for a few weeks. Today my body decided to freak out. I could eat at least a moon by myself. Ordering Chinese food at 10:20pm is a bad plan, right?

[travelingsg]

Off topic rant

There are some people who are so bad at taking food pictures that I'm starting to think maybe they are intentionally horrible. Like maybe it's ironic? Maybe that blue/green tinted filter was supposed to make it look like baby food to be "different"? Maybe that $300 beautifully plated food looks like a pile of shit on purpose??? (While I'm sure there are offenders on tumblr, this particular rant is about some idiots on Instagram that I have the misfortune of knowing)

[itmedaddy-deactivated20180802]

I get insecure when I'm riding a guy. I'm not skinny and I don't think I do it right so I always end up asking him to just fuck me from behind

What does not being skinny have to do with anything? Girls need to understand that not every guy cares about weight. If you’re fucking a guy, he doesn’t care that you’re “not skinny”.

[travelingsg]

Not skinny? Likely your boobs are bigger. Trust me, he cares more about this than stomach fat.

Not skinny? Did you ever consider that he might like girls that aren't skinny?

Not skinny? Consider for three seconds that you are soft and curvy and undeniably female. Soft feels good.

Not skinny? Tell me about his 6 pack abs and 10 inch dick and $1 mil income...oh wait. And even if he has somehow managed to achieve this societal ideal, is he a good person? Does he contribute positively to the world? Is he perfect?

Not skinny? And. Tell me more about why your body had anything to do with why someone might want to make love to you.

He is already sleeping with you. He is clearly attracted to you somehow. Ride that dick with abandon. Bounce that ass up and down. Have the time of your life. There is more to life than being skinny. Be exciting. Be sexy. Be you. Get laid!!!!!

[citrine8-deactivated20160610]

The art of throwing shit out is a rare skill that future hoarders have not developed. There is a certain attachment to material items that comes about as a coping mechanism for more deep seated issues. See neglect.

What is it about our culture where we love to covet, then purchase, then collect yet never really liking or appreciating what we have? I can tell you right now I have over 200 pair of shoes yet I wear the same gap flip flops everyday. Was that instant gratification worth the dust collecting on my shoes?

I am desperately trying to down size my closet yet find a weird bond to a fucking shirt, a piece paper, a dress that I have never worn. Constantly convincing myself of some far off event where I would HAVE to wear said item. Usually by the time said event comes I can’t find said item or it doesn’t look “right” on me “at the moment”

Shits fucking crazy.

[travelingsg]

Have you read that new book The Life Changing Magic of Tidying Up? Definitely recommend.

Also the capsule wardrobe concept seems to be catching on (not sure of the website, fairly easy to google).

I wouldn’t say I’ve successfully done the full process for either but it has definitely helped me to pare down my belongings, get more organized, and shop with more purpose.

[citrine8-deactivated20160610]

The thing is that I’ve already downsized my closet TWICE! Gave away three trash bag worth of clothes and shoes to goodwill yet I still have another four big bags worth of clothes in my car lol

I’m starting to thing I have a space issue instead of a clothes hoarding issue. I can see that the massive chaos in my bedroom directly results to the chaos in my life but I’m thinking the only solution to said problem is moving out.

😒

[travelingsg]

Ugh yeah. A good organization system/tools can usually bandaid the problem but sometimes you just need more room!!

[zootedboy]

cameltoe is actually lowkey a good ass look

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

ain’t none lowkey bout that my nigga that shit a 10/10 look pussy lookin all brolic like it challengin a nigga

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

cameltoe activist

[turningtricksbdwozhere-deactiva]

I love cameltoe a lot of the time tbh

[travelingsg]

Why are women "supposed to" take great pains to camouflage their pubic region? So confusing to me. Even tight dresses that show pubic mound on some body types often create commentary about how people can "see your vagina". This is problematic in so many ways. First, I'd love for people to be better informed about female anatomy (for sure you can't see anyone's actual vagina as a bump under a dress). Second, men wear clothes all the time that emphasize their "packages". Why is a penis bulge acceptable but my mons pubis is so problematic.

All the eye rolls.

This gets even more annoying for trans people.

Wear clothes you feel comfortable in. Rock whatever amount of camel toe you want. Fuck society.

[citrine8-deactivated20160610]

The art of throwing shit out is a rare skill that future hoarders have not developed. There is a certain attachment to material items that comes about as a coping mechanism for more deep seated issues. See neglect.

What is it about our culture where we love to covet, then purchase, then collect yet never really liking or appreciating what we have? I can tell you right now I have over 200 pair of shoes yet I wear the same gap flip flops everyday. Was that instant gratification worth the dust collecting on my shoes?

I am desperately trying to down size my closet yet find a weird bond to a fucking shirt, a piece paper, a dress that I have never worn. Constantly convincing myself of some far off event where I would HAVE to wear said item. Usually by the time said event comes I can’t find said item or it doesn’t look “right” on me “at the moment”

Shits fucking crazy.

[travelingsg]

Have you read that new book The Life Changing Magic of Tidying Up? Definitely recommend.

Also the capsule wardrobe concept seems to be catching on (not sure of the website, fairly easy to google).

I wouldn't say I've successfully done the full process for either but it has definitely helped me to pare down my belongings, get more organized, and shop with more purpose.

[travelingsg]

Boobs

I want breast implants. Small ones. I don't hate the size of my boobs. I hate the shape of them. Getting fat didn't help. Getting skinny will make them smaller but not fix the shape. Getting fatter will not help (or be a healthy decision). I wish they were more symmetrical. I wish they had a different shape. I keep trying to pretend that I don't want them done but I do.

[travelingsg]

Thank you so much for your tips! 👍🏻💕

You're welcome! Event planning can be stressful but just give people clear direction (what to wear, what to bring, etc) and let everyone know the schedule before hand and it will be great!

[travelingsg]

Kinda want to - lose 20 pounds - get a spray tan - start doing yoga - get my life together Kinda want to - take a nap - finish this season of OITNB - stay in my pjs all day - have sex with a rando

[seductr3ss]

Fuck

I’m the Maid of Honor for my best friend’s wedding in the fall. I didn’t know what that entailed. Like at all (I’m very anti-marriage).

Apparently this means I have to plan and throw the bachelorette party and make a speech at the reception?

I’m not prepared for this kind of stuff! 😫

[travelingsg]

Bachelorette parties are pretty easy to plan.

1. Book a couple of rooms at a hotel that is near a good brunch place (for the morning after) 2. Everyone meets at the hotel to get ready around 5. Do some girly primping. Get champagne. 3. Everyone wears a little black dress except the Bride. She can wear white or red or pink. Whatever she wants. 4. You all go out to a trendy dinner around 7. Have cocktails. 5. Go to a trendy bar. Have blow job shots. Anything with a sexually suggestive name. Make the bride do a pre wedding "scavenger hunt" aka act silly in public and take pics on a disposable camera 6. Take a cab back to the hotel. Pass out. 7. Go to brunch the next day and tell funny stories about the night before.

-If you need to do presents, try to do this at the hotel so she doesn't have to carry panties around. -Make sure to get her lingerie sizes for invitations if you are doing presents -Decide if you want to get penis accessories or not? A veil? Spencer's/party stores are good for this stuff -A fun game is to go to TJ Maxx and buy a bunch of sexual looking kitchen accessories and then to a sex store to buy some cheap sex toys. Then you hold up an item in front of the group and play "what is it used for". Citrus reamers get lots of good answers.

Alternately, if the bar scene isn't your thing you can go to a striptease class or something.

And the hotel can be someone's house if there are budget restrictions.

[russia-instagram]

[citrine8-deactivated20160610]

😍😍😍😍

[travelingsg]

Want all the peonies!

[citrine8-deactivated20160610]

Travel shoes

Since so many of you are jet setting goddesses, I’m curious as to what type of shoes you bring when you are traveling abroad. I feel like at this point when it comes to clothes I’m pretty set (lots of plain colors, layers upon layers) but when it comes to shoes I’m still clueless.

When I’m talking about traveling I’m talking about being on your feet all day, walking miles (like you usually do in Europe), hiking etc. Last year when I went to the Middle East I brought one pair of Nike sneakers, flip flops and flags but it didn’t feel like enough or stylish lol

What shoes do you recommend to bring when traveling abroad? Comfort and style is key lol

[yourwifedoesnotmind-deactivated]

Mmm okay I love it when you post this fashion stuff.

So if I’m going to go for a couple days and I know we are gonna be partying and walking:

My 2009 edition louboutins which go with anything. A pair of plain black high heels for anything more formal and less flashy. If its summer, a pair of beige or white wedges with low heel, and if its winter i bring two pairs of boots - one white with fur of some sort and the other a pair of short-ankled low-heeled booties, maybe in black. A pair of nice (something with rhinestones possibly) thong sandals. always a pair of good hiking shoes because you never know what you’re gonna get yourself into.  I do also bring a set of moccasin-type shoes and a pair of foldable flats as well for relieving the foot ache from time to time.

and if anyone was curious, I do bring 4 bags with me everywhere I travel to.

[citrine8-deactivated20160610]

My goal for traveling abroad is to pack as little as humanly possible because I don’t want to be carrying a fuck load of heavy ass suitcases.

Two years ago I went to Spain for a month and I kid you not the taxi drivers were shocked at the size of my suitcase saying it was the biggest one they have ever seen. Plus the handle broke midway into the trip and I only wore about 1/3 of the shit I brought. It was definitely an eye opener to say the least.

My goal now is to find a very light and durable suitcase, shoes that I can walk in for 14+ hours in all kinds of terrain with zero pain or blisters.

I’ve caught the travel bug and now all I can think about is hopping on a plane and leaving! lol

[theescortbunny-blog]

I just bring a pair of cute wedges, the cobblestones in Europe make heels a pain, nikes for museum days (there is something about admiring art that just kills your feet), and cute flats with some sort of ankle strap for exploring the town ( good leather is a must!) However when I am traveling I prefer comfort over style!

[travelingsg]

Tieks are my go to ballet flats for travel. Love them.