-feel free to adjust to better fit your museâs speech!
âYeah, about thatâŠâ
âI, um⊠might have⊠had something to, uh⊠do with thatâŠâ
âOh, no. I know that look. I know what that look means. Absolutely not.â
âCan you stop being weird about it for five seconds?â
âWhy is the plural of moose still moose? Why not meese?â
âI almost caught myself on fireâŠâ
âThereâs nothing to worry about, but Iâd stay out of the kitchen for a while.â
âBig deal - I bet I could do that with [my hands/one hand tied behind my back/blindfolded/in x amount of time/backwards].â
âI mightâve befriended a mafia bossâŠâ
âYou know what I want right now? [Senderâs favorite food].â
âTouch that and I will hit you with a spoon.â
âDo I actually want to know or will I be better off not knowing? Because I feel like Iâll be better off not knowing.â
âDo you think snails have feelings?â
âWhy is Christmas such a big deal? Is it because of capitalism?â
âHave you ever had a wish come true by throwing a coin into a fountain?â
âHey. Whatâs going on with you and [name]?â
âYou know⊠I think I should⊠go.â
âNope, sorry, youâre not getting rid of me that easily.â
âWait. Did I say left? Heh, I meant to say right.â
âYeah, of course I speak another language! âŠIt just might not come in handy unless we go to a Star Trek conventionâŠâ
âLook, I know I said I could handle a lot of things, but that is not one of them.â
âWell, we have six minutes until we need to leave! âŠNever mind, make that four minutes. Actually, we should just leave now.â
ââŠWant some smoothie?â
âIâve never felt this way beforeâŠâ
âI bet I could fight a swarm of bees.â
âHave you ever gotten a stuffed animal from a claw machine?â
âSure, I can do a magic trick. Iâll make that whole tub of ice-cream disappear in ten minutes.â
âWhy is it the cake thatâs a lie? Why isnât it the pie?â
âWhat would you do if you had a million dollars right now?â
âNo, no. When I said kids, I meant kids as in goat babies. Not human babies.â
âThe only thing straight about me are my grades from [middle school].â
âYeah, Iâve been to [place]. Once. It was⊠the worst.â
âDonât be ridiculous - of course you need me. Who else is going to annoy you?â
âLook, I know you probably donât want to see me right now, but⊠I had nowhere else to go.â
âWhat are you going off about?â
âOf course youâre my hero! How could you not be?â
âWould you rather have a pet shark or a pet whale?â
âOh, wow⊠You⊠you look absolutely stunningâŠâ
âHypothetically speaking⊠what if I got a [puppy/kitten]?â
âCome on, talk to me. Whatâs going on? Was it something I did?â
âIâll pay you ten bucks to fight me.â
âCongratulations! You played both of us.â