#TravelTorment

It's better to laugh when you fly because if you don't you might cry.

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When I see people who can only fit their rollerboard in the overhead bin sideways

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Watching a gate agent put the smack down on someone who tried to board before their group.

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When the hotel TV doesn't have a sleep timer button

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Boarding group 2 bitches. Step aside.

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Desperately trying to get into the taxi line before everyone else from my flight

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When I am ravenous at the hotel but only have enough energy to walk to the vending machine

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Turbulance after 3 cocktails

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When I swipe a second cookie at Doubletree check-in

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When more than 2 people crowd into the galley to wait in line for the bathroom and we lose track of who is next

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Getting into my apartment after a week on the road

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After 12 hours of meetings and a mandatory team dinner

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Me waiting on an upgrade at the gate

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When is says "see counter" on the Preferred board at Avis

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Heading to Tortas Frontera in ORD

     Gonna get some Rick Bayless Goodness.     

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When I am the first one off the plane

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When I get seated amongst a pack of douchey consultants who are traveling together

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When I see a very large man headed to the empty seat next to me