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The only way you're leaving me is in a casket.

Travis’s retort to me asking him “Are you leaving me?”

...bloatation device...

Thanksgiving greetings from Travis

His hair triggers me

Travis doesn’t like men with curly hair I guess

Who's that guy who sings the cell phone song? Is it Mink Jankham?

Travis forgets Meek Mill’s name

I'm buying myself Fallout 4 for your birthday.

There are no secrets in this house

All-of-her Sacks died, Babes

Travis offers his condolences after my hero passes away

Ready, Set... Goat!

Travis races me up a hill

Babe, can we please name our kid Caruthers?

Absolutely not.

I like being your wife too, babes

What is going to happen when all these kids are looking for jobs?

The VMAs gets Travis contemplative

Caleb spooks the groom. The groom makes this meme,

No fishing on pier? That's racist!

Travis calls out the state of Idaho for its shit

♫ This song is kinda rapey, but it's really catchy ♫

Summing up and singing along to Robin Thicke's "Blurred Lines"

Don't let me eat Mcdonalds late at night again. That wasn't even digested; it just fell out of my mouth in a clump.

Travis gets romantic on the wedding night

Candy Crush? You should be building us a kitchen in The Sims and cooking in it!

Travis gets old fashioned

Their chocolate is so good because they mix their soap with it.

Travis on Dove chocolates.

Things Travis Says