Nice country & president you have there, Mary

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Nice country & president you have there, Mary
Mary posts this video and then cries herself to sleep over not being able to write me lol
Lmaooooooooo
Is that her real face
Came so nice in the shower today 🤭
This guy is the biggest clown
Literally just make him have a heart attack and make him burn in hell and get it over with
"I am proposing a meeting" I bet Putin's heart fucking dropped when he read that line
If he says no, he's gonna look like a pussy, right?
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn
Putin getting handed the letter from his yes man, in its original unedited form, and suddenly the carefully crafted fake reality in his mind that he built over decades is starting to implode, hearing some truth for the first time maybe in his life 😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂🤙🏻
Yoooo starting to read the letter and Zelensky is absolutely trying to make Putin his bitch
That's so embarrassing for Putin no matter what he does or doesn't do now especially cause the entire world but especially Russians can read this lmaooooo
#publicdiscourse
Yoooooooooo
Feeling melancholic / sad rn
Mary not posting for 5 days is rare
Has she learned the power of scarcity or what
Seeing Gendo tomorrow
He also will quickly talk to Ana and see Yumi irl which he never has
Also told both my parents today and yesterday finally that Ana cheated
Whoops
"Saving the best for last" getting whole new meaning in 2026 holy suit
My next insta post is gonna be like a fucking modern Mona Lisa
Actually probably my fav girl AI creation ever so far and that's BEFORE the final Photoshop edit
Greeeat okay so if I'm 100% on the money with this one, then....
Well then I can't go on like this for that much longer
Then give me a fucking girl who gets wet at even the thought of writing a single word with me instead of a girl who literally is able to have sex with me but doesn't truly appreciate me anymore at all
Then give me the fucking obsessed fangirl who appreciates me so much that my mere presence fills every fiber of her existence with joy, instead of a girl who comes home and let's out her frustrations on me and retreats to the bedroom and btw never asks me to watch a movie with her (I always have to initiate and it's damn hard to get her to sit down on that couch, pay attention for 1-2 hours and put her phone away)
The difference is that I'm not a pussy
Like if Madison Beer wrote me on insta; other than wondering how tf she found my account, I'd write back like "?? Ummmmmm wanna meet up?!"
Like u need to finally stop being pussies and embrace the intensity and awkwardness geeeeez