Simping For Dilfs I Cant Have ❤️

Veronica, 30 / Scorpio but more of a Libra tbh / French Canadian / French-English speaker / She/Her -

[jossambird]

Jossambird’s Fic Masterlist

Hello, I am Veronica/Ronnie! This is a multifandom blog! All messages, DMs and (polite) criticism welcome!

I am kind, I love making new friends, and I love to talk, so please don’t hesitate to reach out if ever you want to chat about handsome older men 😌💕

(Please be aware that I post 18+ fics/content.)

-

✨ (Last Updated July 9th, 2023 ❤️ - Added Chapter 7 of Rooted in your love)

.

.

👻 The Band GHOST 👻

Cardinal Copia x F!Reader - Primo, Secondo, Terzo x F!Reader (this fic will include multiple endings for each Papa.) - Love story, angst, sadness, horniness. Its got everything!

Warning: Following Fic contains Hanahaki Disease 🌿

AO3 Link Rooted in your Love (Mature/Explicit Fic)

Rooted in your love - P1: Primo

Rooted in your love - P2: Secondo

Rooted in your love - P3: Terzo and Stages of Grief

Rooted in your love - P4: The cost of silence and assumptions

Rooted in your love - P5: Melodies of their hearts

Rooted in your love - P6: Darkened slumbers and warm hands

Rooted in your love - P7: Forlorn Hope ✨

.

Papa Emeritus IV/Cardinal Copia x F!Reader

AO3 Link Indecently Fated (Mature/Explicit Fic)

Indecently Fated P1

Indecently Fated P2

.

Papa Emeritus II/Secondo x F!Reader

AO3 Link Blanketed in your Love

Blanketed in your Love

.

🚂Pokemon Legends Arceus🚂

Ingo x F!Reader

Ao3 Link Losing you across Time (Mature themes mentioned)

Losing you across Time

.

Ao3 Link Your echo across Time (Angst)

Your echo across Time

.

Ao3 Link In the moon’s light Fic (Mature/Explicit fic)

In the moon’s light P1

In the moon’s light P2

In the moon’s light P3

In the moon’s light P4

In the moon’s light P5

In the moon’s light P6

In the moon’s light P7

.

🕸Marvel/Spiderman🕸

Otto Octavius/Doc Ock

Ao3 Link to The Scent on your coat

The scent on your coat P1 NSFW

The Scent on your coat P2 NSFW

The Scent on your coat P3 NSFW

The Scent on your coat P4

The Scent on your coat P5

The Scent on your coat P6

The Scent on your coat P7 NSFW

—————————

☂️Umbrella Academy☂️

AO3 Fic

Main Otto x Female Reader, Side Axel x Reader, Platonic Oscar x Reader

Im Giving Up so just catch me NSFW

Whenever, Wherever (Deleted Scene, Otto x Reader, One sided Diego x Reader)

-

Axel

Don’t let me go NSFW Goodbye (Sad Version of Don’t let me go)

Saturday Morning NSFW

Remember Me? NSFW

Remember Me? PT 2 NSFW

Pumpkin Patch Love PT 1 NSFW

Pumpkin Patch Love PT 2 NSFW

Pirate Axel NSFW

Becoming a Father NSFW

The Dare ANON SUBMISSION

Axel Bathroom Short PT1

Axel Bathroom Short Pt2 NSFW

-

Otto

This Soul Of Mine PT 1 Incubus Swedes

This Soul Of Mine PT2 Incubus Swedes

This Soul Of Mine PT3 Incubus Swedes

The Soul Of Mine PT4 Incubus Swedes, Unfinished, Abandoned for the moment

Entre Deux Mondes

Pirate Otto NSFW

Featherlight Touch

Apple Picking Slight NSFW

60’s Dress Request NSFW

Pink Lace NSFW

Touch my Body NSFW

To Fall Apart Depressed Reader

Once Upon A December Amnesiac Reader

-

Oscar

Cherry Stem NSFW

Succubus in the Night NSFW

Movie Night NSFW

Black hole hunger  Fluff, mentions of 18+

He would have. (Brother in Law Axel and Married Reader) Sad

Strangers

Pearly Whites NSFW MENTION

-

Misc

Married to Reader Otto & Adopted Reader’s father Hazel eating donuts together

To Feel his Love Any Swede x Reader

In the silence of the night Any Swede x Reader

-

Axel/Otto/Oscar

Party of Four NSFW ANON SUBMISSION

Under my Dress

Reacting to Otto’s Harem

Foursome for some NSFW

-

Phrase Prompts/Prompts

Axel

Juicy

“What are you going to do about it, huh?”

“Do it again.”   NSFW

“Sit on my face.”

“I am your superior and you will respect me.”  NSFW

Otto

“Oh god, look at her, what is she doing?”

Flash NSFW Mention

“You want to lick chocolate sauce... off me?”

“You know what they say about big hands…”

“Be Gentle”

“You want me to bite you? Why?”

Oscar

“Dont worry, I wont tell my brothers.”

“If you weren’t trying to stab me right now, I’d be tempted to kiss you.”

“Since when are you a pornstar with killer grammar?”  NSFW

Teen Reader x Papa Swedes

Nerf Fight

Bacon Pancakes

-

Headcanons

Chronic Pain Reader x Swedes  NSFW UNDER READ MORE

Sex Worker x Swedes NSFW

[ghost-confessions]

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 3 Part 13

Arataka Reigen (Mob Psycho 100)

Sans (Undertale)

Voting ended onJun 22

[crowttore]

Getting your face cradled by hands that kill>>>>>

[dumdogs]

i want to interact with people more but what if they kill me

[en-6-6-6]

After all these years…Finally, I have them all… Instagram / Telegram

[sodaneko]

sex with a nerd who looks up at you star-dazed as you ride them. pupils blown out wide, their hands trembling as they rest on your thighs because they don't know where else to put them (until you guide them where you want to feel them). their hips involuntarily twitching upwards and rutting into you when you tease to pull out early, the stammered love confession when all you asked them to do is beg. their head thrown back and the half-pleading, half-feral groan when you trail kisses down their exposed neck during the aftermath. how easily they flip you around to bury themselves inside of you again and again and again

[paykchokk]

Paprika but Ghost

tiktok: @paykchokk

[jossambird]

Finally got my Opus Eponymous mesh crop top in the mail and my god, can you imagine wearing one under your Sibling clothes with your Papas album on it?

[inmyvampireempire]

I love tumblr because somehow I can end up being mutuals with a celebrity (someone that wrote a fic that I loved)

[promptcalender]

Forbidden Love

“They’ll kill us…” “I know.”

“We can’t keep doing this.” “I know. But I don’t know how to stop.”

“This is going to get is both killed.”

“We have to go. They know, we have to go right now.” “What? What are you talking about?” “They know! About us! They know!”

“What if we left? Maybe somewhere else we could just… be.”

“Isn’t this thrilling?” “And absolutely moronic? It really is.”

“We don’t owe anyone an explanation.”

“Relax, no one saw me.” “How can you be sure?”

“Is all this worth it?” “You mean being with you? Because for me, it absolutely is.”

[Prompt Calender: June 3rd, Love Conquers All Day]

[mxgicdave]

a whole bunch of papas

[solarsthoughts]

listen i may take 4 weeks to write a 3k word chapter, and i may take 45 minutes to decide whether i should use “laugh” or “chuckle”, but at least i don’t use ai and whatever you’re getting is pure chaos from a human brain

[thecreelhouse]

people who hate x reader fics have no whimsy in their life. sorry for your loss.

[jossambird]

!i fear i’m not ready for new ronnie fic!

THATS SO SWEET OF YOU TO SAY!! 🥹

I also fear Im not ready for a new Ronnie fic because AOUGH THE ENERGY NECESSARY REQUIRED TO FINISH A FIC ALWAYS ESCAPED ME MIDWAY

[jossambird]

You know, I dont know which is worse:

For there to be almost no fics of the character you want to read about, or for there to be plenty, and for almost none of them to appeal to you?

[biocrafthero]

perceived skill