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Veronica, 30 / Scorpio but more of a Libra tbh / French Canadian / French-English speaker / She/Her -

[jossambird]

Jossambird’s Fic Masterlist

Hello, I am Veronica/Ronnie! This is a multifandom blog! All messages, DMs and (polite) criticism welcome!

I am kind, I love making new friends, and I love to talk, so please don’t hesitate to reach out if ever you want to chat about handsome older men 😌💕

(Please be aware that I post 18+ fics/content.)

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✨ (Last Updated July 9th, 2023 ❤️ - Added Chapter 7 of Rooted in your love)

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👻 The Band GHOST 👻

Cardinal Copia x F!Reader - Primo, Secondo, Terzo x F!Reader (this fic will include multiple endings for each Papa.) - Love story, angst, sadness, horniness. Its got everything!

Warning: Following Fic contains Hanahaki Disease 🌿

AO3 Link Rooted in your Love (Mature/Explicit Fic)

Rooted in your love - P1: Primo

Rooted in your love - P2: Secondo

Rooted in your love - P3: Terzo and Stages of Grief

Rooted in your love - P4: The cost of silence and assumptions

Rooted in your love - P5: Melodies of their hearts

Rooted in your love - P6: Darkened slumbers and warm hands

Rooted in your love - P7: Forlorn Hope ✨

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Papa Emeritus IV/Cardinal Copia x F!Reader

AO3 Link Indecently Fated (Mature/Explicit Fic)

Indecently Fated P1

Indecently Fated P2

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Papa Emeritus II/Secondo x F!Reader

AO3 Link Blanketed in your Love

Blanketed in your Love

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🚂Pokemon Legends Arceus🚂

Ingo x F!Reader

Ao3 Link Losing you across Time (Mature themes mentioned)

Losing you across Time

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Ao3 Link Your echo across Time (Angst)

Your echo across Time

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Ao3 Link In the moon’s light Fic (Mature/Explicit fic)

In the moon’s light P1

In the moon’s light P2

In the moon’s light P3

In the moon’s light P4

In the moon’s light P5

In the moon’s light P6

In the moon’s light P7

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🕸Marvel/Spiderman🕸

Otto Octavius/Doc Ock

Ao3 Link to The Scent on your coat

The scent on your coat P1 NSFW

The Scent on your coat P2 NSFW

The Scent on your coat P3 NSFW

The Scent on your coat P4

The Scent on your coat P5

The Scent on your coat P6

The Scent on your coat P7 NSFW

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☂️Umbrella Academy☂️

AO3 Fic

Main Otto x Female Reader, Side Axel x Reader, Platonic Oscar x Reader

Im Giving Up so just catch me NSFW

Whenever, Wherever (Deleted Scene, Otto x Reader, One sided Diego x Reader)

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Axel

Don’t let me go NSFW Goodbye (Sad Version of Don’t let me go)

Saturday Morning NSFW

Remember Me? NSFW

Remember Me? PT 2 NSFW

Pumpkin Patch Love PT 1 NSFW

Pumpkin Patch Love PT 2 NSFW

Pirate Axel NSFW

Becoming a Father NSFW

The Dare ANON SUBMISSION

Axel Bathroom Short PT1

Axel Bathroom Short Pt2 NSFW

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Otto

This Soul Of Mine PT 1 Incubus Swedes

This Soul Of Mine PT2 Incubus Swedes

This Soul Of Mine PT3 Incubus Swedes

The Soul Of Mine PT4 Incubus Swedes, Unfinished, Abandoned for the moment

Entre Deux Mondes

Pirate Otto NSFW

Featherlight Touch

Apple Picking Slight NSFW

60’s Dress Request NSFW

Pink Lace NSFW

Touch my Body NSFW

To Fall Apart Depressed Reader

Once Upon A December Amnesiac Reader

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Oscar

Cherry Stem NSFW

Succubus in the Night NSFW

Movie Night NSFW

Black hole hunger  Fluff, mentions of 18+

He would have. (Brother in Law Axel and Married Reader) Sad

Strangers

Pearly Whites NSFW MENTION

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Misc

Married to Reader Otto & Adopted Reader’s father Hazel eating donuts together

To Feel his Love Any Swede x Reader

In the silence of the night Any Swede x Reader

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Axel/Otto/Oscar

Party of Four NSFW ANON SUBMISSION

Under my Dress

Reacting to Otto’s Harem

Foursome for some NSFW

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Phrase Prompts/Prompts

Axel

Juicy

“What are you going to do about it, huh?”

“Do it again.”   NSFW

“Sit on my face.”

“I am your superior and you will respect me.”  NSFW

Otto

“Oh god, look at her, what is she doing?”

Flash NSFW Mention

“You want to lick chocolate sauce... off me?”

“You know what they say about big hands…”

“Be Gentle”

“You want me to bite you? Why?”

Oscar

“Dont worry, I wont tell my brothers.”

“If you weren’t trying to stab me right now, I’d be tempted to kiss you.”

“Since when are you a pornstar with killer grammar?”  NSFW

Teen Reader x Papa Swedes

Nerf Fight

Bacon Pancakes

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Headcanons

Chronic Pain Reader x Swedes  NSFW UNDER READ MORE

Sex Worker x Swedes NSFW

[promptcalender]

Forbidden Love

“They’ll kill us…” “I know.”

“We can’t keep doing this.” “I know. But I don’t know how to stop.”

“This is going to get is both killed.”

“We have to go. They know, we have to go right now.” “What? What are you talking about?” “They know! About us! They know!”

“What if we left? Maybe somewhere else we could just… be.”

“Isn’t this thrilling?” “And absolutely moronic? It really is.”

“We don’t owe anyone an explanation.”

“Relax, no one saw me.” “How can you be sure?”

“Is all this worth it?” “You mean being with you? Because for me, it absolutely is.”

[Prompt Calender: June 3rd, Love Conquers All Day]

[mxgicdave]

a whole bunch of papas

[solarsthoughts]

listen i may take 4 weeks to write a 3k word chapter, and i may take 45 minutes to decide whether i should use “laugh” or “chuckle”, but at least i don’t use ai and whatever you’re getting is pure chaos from a human brain

[thecreelhouse]

people who hate x reader fics have no whimsy in their life. sorry for your loss.

[jossambird]

!i fear i’m not ready for new ronnie fic!

THATS SO SWEET OF YOU TO SAY!! 🥹

I also fear Im not ready for a new Ronnie fic because AOUGH THE ENERGY NECESSARY REQUIRED TO FINISH A FIC ALWAYS ESCAPED ME MIDWAY

[jossambird]

You know, I dont know which is worse:

For there to be almost no fics of the character you want to read about, or for there to be plenty, and for almost none of them to appeal to you?

[biocrafthero]

perceived skill

[fukurinm]

Hi! this is art I made for a local pokemon card project, poke card challenge on instagram! this will be printed as s card, im so excited :)!

I wanted to do something more artsy but I realized I was doing too much and stopped myself from complicating this too much, a cool looking Ingo is enough.

Anyway im moving from my main @fukurinn not sure if I´ll completely abandon it, I havent been able to comment on posts for a while now, no matter how much I ask for help about it and since I like to engage in conversation its been frustrating and made me not want to go back

[jossambird]

HORROR BEYONG COMPREHENSION HISUIAN ZOROARK

YEAHYEAHYEAH!!

I don’t want to spoil my fic too much, but here’s a semi blurb I wrote of it for you! No content warnings, just someone unknowingly running into something and being unsettled.

(Putting under Spoiler just incase)

Can you imagine having a Hisuian Zoroark (because your teleported from Hisui to Lumiose), and this thing that seemingly disappeared off the face of the earth hundreds of years starts roaming the streets of Lumiose while your busy battling Megas?

Corbeau’s turning corners quickly, walking through alleyways because he just caught sight of you, and you’re just… not there.

Another time, he’s in the Battle Zone, and out of the corner of his eyes, he sees your form pass by, disappearing behind a building. Arceus, he’s elated to see you! What a better time to attempt to beat you after that defeat you handed him during your promotion match together!

He stalks towards where he saw you go, smirking, smiling, fireworks bursting inside of him at the thought of seeing you again. The grunts he passes by avoid him, fully pretending they didn’t see him or his expression and he’s grateful that they do. When he turns the corner, your sweet, sweet name on the tip of his tongue… you aren’t there. Again.

He’s mildly irritated. What, are you performing magic tricks now just to get on his nerves? Have you missed his presence that much that you’ve resorted to having to do that? If so, maybe he really was due for another visit to Hotel Z’s rooftop with you.

Then, he hears it. Laughter, deep and unsettling, the sound appearing as if it were both female and male, human and… not human… your voice, and… his own…

Corbeau leaves the Battle Zone soon after, the sound of your shared laughters ringing in his ears in a way that sends ice down his spine. There also seems to be a sensation of feeling cold sticking to him… as if he had stood in a frozen wasteland. He goes back to his apartment at the top floor of the Rust Syndicate and showers, hot water running along his iced limbs. Its only when he focuses his mind on thoughts of how you’re going and what you must be doing does he begin to feel better.

Anyway! I like to imagine the Hisuian Zoroark in my fic acting like Moro from Princess Mononoke. Regal, beautiful, hates humans to the bone except for the one who earns its trust and so, so dangerous. Mischievous, trickster, but not in a good way. It’s all for its enjoyment, not yours.

[jossambird]

Wrote a small post with a part of my Corbeau fic in it but have a fear of being perceived by people in the Corbeau tag after not posting to Tumblr for a year+. Insane fear for me to have given how we are all just little freaks enjoying this guy but alas

[jossambird]

Things Ive written that Ive yet to post:

- what if you fell in love with Philippe instead of Corbeau, and Corbeau watched as you tried to get his bodyguard to atleast acknowledge you more as your own individual and less as ‘the Boss’s good friend’, and to his horror, watching as you fail?

- Pokemon Legends Arceus Player being tasked by Arceus to save Lumiose, but in the end, what will you choose to sacrifice? The love you’ve found here in Lumiose, or the family who took you in in Hisui? Will you stay with a certain poisonous Syndicate leader, or will you force him to forever stare at your items in the Lumiose Museum?

[jossambird]

Wrote a small post with a part of my Corbeau fic in it but have a fear of being perceived by people in the Corbeau tag after not posting to Tumblr for a year+. Insane fear for me to have given how we are all just little freaks enjoying this guy but alas

[ariesrin]

The worst part about writing is that sometimes you actually have to write.

The best part about writing is also that sometimes you have to write.

I will not elaborate further.

[jossambird]

Unimportant rambling ahead!!

But Ive been writing my Pokemon Arceus/Pokemon ZA rewrite fic, right.

Its going amazingly, rewriting ingame scenes so that they mesh well with the fact that the reader/player is the one that was sent to Hisui and was now sent to Lumiose, yadda yadda.

One thing Ive discovered that I love: Certain Pokemon being beings beyond our comprehension. Arceus being the creator of everything, the Original One, a Pokemon that can create and erase you, a thing to be feared that exudes an aura so terrifying that others feel it even though they can’t see it… and you’re the one It chose to teleport to Hisui to save everything, and who It’s wants to roam the world with as your Pokemon.

I love no patience Arceus that loves humans, sure, but also vaguely doesn’t really care. You’re the only one It’s allowed to ‘catch’ It, and Arceus is pretty fine with that arrangement.

Anyways, I just wanted to word vomit about the love I developed for writing Arceus liking to follow you around Lumiose and eating cute little croissants and at the same time, being a Thing ready to erase everything at the slightest inconvenience.

[jossambird]

I can’t believe Oda gave Brook Animal Crossing eyes. Literally a mix of eyes BAA and BBA, I love it

[dietranch]

hyper beam

[radioactive-earthshine]

Not sure why it's a new trend among fic readers to assume if the fic has not been posted within the week it's inappropriate to comment on it, like the fic has to be hot out of the oven to give feedback for.

I got a comment on a fic that is less than a year old and it was mostly an apology for being a comment on an "old fic" and how late they were in commenting.

Just comment on the fic. Doesn't matter how old it is.

[mysteryteacup]

Fandom is not social media.

Fandom is not trends.

Fandom is a cross between a library and having a slumber party with your friends.

"Old" means nothing to fic.