Life is cool

someone

[that-good-good-blog]

[maliciousindungeon]

this joke made me laugh so hard the first time i heard it i almost threw up

[dicaeopolis]

so that mcelroys home video compilation

[hatepotion]

the end of an era

[punkkidmakingpizzas]

[sockablock]

Visit Original Link

Justin’s (at the time) 2-year-old daughter decides to fight the moon

[passionforpasta]

Danielle Nierenberg, President of Food Tank, shares a sustainability pro-tip in honor of Earth Day. Instead of wasting leftover pasta water by pouring it down the sink, you can save it, let it cool and use it to water your plants. The starchy H2O will give them a beneficial nutrient boost and help them grow. Just be sure to avoid using cooking water that has been salted or seasoned.

[smalltownsustainable]

This also applies to leftover water from boiling spinach, potatoes, and hardboiled eggs, according to Reader’s Digest.

[saturnineaqua]

this definitely is an amazing thing to plants, it gives them a boost like NOTHING that can be bought in stores. ive had an orange plant that didnt bloom for years and then gave them some pasta/potato water twice a week, and now its blooming like crazy , pretty much over night. and plants that were looking kind of drawn are looking BEAUTIFUL!

[goingtiny]

Just be sure to avoid using cooking water that has been salted or seasoned. 

a little louder for the folks at the back that often miss the details.

[whobloidlostingublerland]

Someone tell @serpentofeden666 this info, he may find it useful?

[serpentofeden666]

👍

[lesserjoke]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[comradeorangutan]

criminalise golf

[jessie-lou]

EXCEPT mini golf

[fruitie]

[spookyscaryskeletitties]

[godisafujoshi]

Hey, you. You're finally awake. You were trying to storm Area 51, right? Walked right into that Department of Defense ambush, same as us, and that Naruto runner over there.

[handweavers]

the concept of people being born in the 00s and being on this website or the internet in general will never stop giving me a minor heart attack every time bc my brain stopped processing time in like 2008 so anyone born in like 2003 is automatically assumed to be in kindergarten until i realize they're old enough to drive

[handweavers]

someone: im 16

me: ok cool

someone: that means i was born in 2003

me:

[dustydoodles]

i painted………………. a boy.

[mullberrysunday]

This painting right here, the boy…a boy is gonna be one of those paintings in like 30 something years, you’ll see in artbooks for college. I can feel it in my bones. 

[toxyys-deactivated20200929]

[bumblebeebats]

me: hi, how are you today?

some SuitPerson: haha well you know - thank God it’s FRIDAY amiright!!!!!!

me, who works the next three days and has entirely lost the concept of weekends as a time for rest and relaxation:

[apocalypse-angel]

My favorite thing is when people say “Thank goodness it’s the weekend!” or “At least it’s Saturday!” while I am ringing them up for their purchases on a Saturday. 

[chantersboard]

I personally love “at least you’re almost done right?” The store is open until midnight and its 5:30 Karen. My shift just started.

[xbutwithlesbians]

Phantom of the Opera but with lesbians

[musique-de-la-nuit]

sign me the fuck up

[wheel-of-fish]

Will Takarazuka Revue’s all-female production of Yeston and Kopit’s Phantom suffice?

[musique-de-la-nuit]

S I G N 👏 M E 👏 T H E 👏 F U C K 👏 U P

[thelostknee-deactivated20210422]

GAY POWER MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE ACTIVATED.

[thenightling]

If you like that I highly suggest you should check out Wao Yoka as Dracula.  Not only is she a great female Dracula but she’s one of the best Draculas period.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cN-CPrEuuJY

It’s in Japanese but the refrain there is essentially

“It’s over. It’s over. The battle’s done. Why don’t you just surrender to me? You can see I have won.”

[cirilee]

@every-story-is-worth-being-told this is the best possible post for you and martha :’D

[yuuri-akatsuki]

obligatory plug for Takarazuka’s various productions of Elizabeth, but mostly my favorite years (1994 and 2007)

[gothiccharmschool]

I obviously need to watch this.

Also, I need her shirt. And cape. 

[pochowek]

why do some of yall have to be so blatantly not nice for no apparent reason other than catering to some ugly ass aesthetic and/or internet persona you built for yourself

[pochowek]

youre not “cynical” and “real” youre just a pain to be around ¯\_(ツ)_/¯