Neither human, nor devil. All bends to my will.

The comfort of death will come, for men and demons alike... by the guidance of the Great Will.

[beardedmrbean]

[powerfulwizard]

[emil]

im really trying not to be mean because this is a harmless thing to do and looks like it takes skills but im so so so baffled at the twitter artist who shrinks real people to have gnomelike proportions

[emil]

theyve succeeded in making an artistic niche and have a lot of followers so im really happy for them but what am i looking at? there's a lot of better call saul ones

good for this guy

[ilovefruitloops]

aw nawwhy he got the pizza floating like datttt 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg]

The bird must hatch out of the egg… It fights its way out… All of that… To destroy a world to be born… All of that…. For mild chronic nausea

[ilovefruitloops]

Look at the prosecutor dawggggg i’m going to jailll 😭😭😭😭

[doinkydude]

Dreaming of an RGG x Sanrio collab

[chardysstuff]

Cute little monkey 🙈

[greentrickster]

People discussing ‘unhinged’ fanfiction always seem to talk about dark!fic or explicit stuff, as opposed to the truly unhinged stuff like the fic author zapping all their favs from a story onto a set, assigning them roles, and forcing them to act out popular movies. Because, let me tell you, I read a fic like that with the original Yugioh cast acting out Disney’s Aladdin approximately fifteen years ago, and it is to this day one of the one of the most unhinged pieces of media I’ve ever consumed.

[getintherobot]

????????

[bgm05]

What the clit sees

[foodandfriends]

why are literally the most beautiful girls in the world working meenynum wage type retail jobs. girl youshould be. in a temple. writing poetry. god. I don't fucking know

[jaykanashimi]

[beesmygod]

unrelated but one of the bad fanfiction lines that has been trapped in my head for LITERALLY 22 years was a beauty and the beast fanfic in which belle said “be careful, im a virgin in my vagina”. this has been on the tip of my tongue threatening to burst out of my mouth for decades

[beesmygod]

this one is SOOOO  good thank for you sharing. im going to be thinking about po’s honda civic too now

[wizardpotions]

COMPUTER HUNGRY FEED IT DUST AND HAIR

[batsdotjpg]

computer thirsty feed it linkin_park_-_numbMP3.exe

[fishing-lesbian-princess]

I’m just a little flying insect please please PLEASE let me kill myself in your beverage

[roaldamundsen]

first off, hilarious. second, even more hilarious that i'm imagining this headline in a local albuquerque paper in universe

[gun-flame]

[fullanarchyunicorn]

Duolingo spreading the good word

[thefirstpunch]

‘i don’t want to see a man wearing exposing clothing and striking a feminine pose’ WELL I DO‼️‼️‼️