Ah, the Internet huh? Fuck the Internet.

[touhouweed]

[nociceptrix-deactivated20241108]

The gamer lingo "noob" comes from the word "nubile", used to refer to the youthful, neotonous features of the oft-slain sacrificial game-spawn.

[lesbianbloodritual]

Not true!

[nociceptrix-deactivated20241108]

You weren't there, in the leeting grounds.

[pondwitch]

Dala: meet me in the forbidden zone, lobotomite

Courier: i can’t, i’m dismantling two empires

Dala: my biomed gel is coagulating

Courier:

[kaereth]

Pride icon commissions done for @theawesomefoxx ; @duckatrice ; and anon!

[plasticarton]

CUTIES

Comm I did for @/dona-draws

[256gb]

currently cackling & wheezing after imagining a video game titled Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball

[256gb]

[256gb]

[256gb]

in case you need further proof re: penn & teller’s shithead basketball

[256gb]

i still think it's insane that penn's son showed them my dumb joke and then immediately they made this video on the spot

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

V

[t4timekeeper]

ACCIDENTALLY LEFT MY MACERATED APPLE SYRUP ON THE STOVE AND IT CARAMELIZED I GUESS?

[t4timekeeper]

it was super thick and dark and golden and bubbly so i took it off the heat. happy accident.

[t4timekeeper]

tastes delicious so good. idk what to do with it though

[t4timekeeper]

thank you for your recommendation! with brief consideration, it has been disregarded.

[spaceybread]

[butch-king-frankenstein]

@terreurs :)

[terreurs]

ooh thank god

[zeniffzen]

[squeakitties]

[soapydoll]

Did I ever talk abt the time i was at a bdsm club and one of the pups was on all fours and barking and being cute and the dom on scene was like “hi puppy! Do you do any tricks?” And he said “I can beatbox!”

[soapydoll]

I was like. Doubled over incapacitated laughing the entire time. He was really good and a big sweetheart and I felt kinda bad but I couldn’t stop thinking “why the am I getting the beatboxing puppy unskippable cutscene at the bdsm club”

[smirkingcat]

Invincible in Invincible VS

[krimsonmay]

don’t let go 

[cursedpinterest]

[mangosteen]

[nflstreet]

[retroactivebakeries]

what the fuck happened to hubert

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

he’s right here