Treestuck: the tao of falling the fuck down

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just letting you guys know that I've been informed of whats going on! You don't need to worry about letting me know because I do know, laughs. I'm not mad or anything I'm just letting you know that i know so that you know that you dont have to let me know, (you know??) thank you!

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Delicately places hand over mouth attempts to not smile I KNOW BAD THINGS COME FROM THIS BUT KARKAT’S

FACE

LOOK AT HIS FACE

LOOK AT THE COMPLETE HORROR ON HIS FACE

shit, that's going to make everyone so uncomfortable. 

I TRIED

I TRIED SO HARD TO NOT LAUGH

BUT I LOST IT

KARKAT’S EXTREME EXPRESSION OF THE MOST HORRIFYING THING HE HAS EVER SEEN ALONG WITH JOHN AND

DAVESPRITE: ahahahaha you fucked up

LOUD AND UNLADYLIKE GUFFAWING I CANT HELP IT IM SORRY TO ALL OF THE PEOPLE AT CONS WHO SUFFERED BECAUSE OF THIS BUT I CANT HELP IT

LOUD, WAILING LAUGHTER

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I feel like the background characters are sometimes like looking at the bg characters in pmmm. Its beautiful

stuff it in the bucket and throw it at me already!!! 

. . . JADE IS THAT HOW THIS WORKS, LAUGHS

PERFECT

I MEAN, DIRE THINGS ARE ABOUT TO HAPPEN, BUT PERFECT

DAVESPRITE: too late i already did it with sprite powers while he wasnt looking 

JOHN: augh you bastard!

Eeheehee I love you davesprite I love the friendships on this ship I love ALL OF THE THINGS this is a good ship itll be a long three years but GOOD SHIP WITH GOOD BEINGS ON IT A+

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Well that got crowded fast

…does that little dude have eridan’s moby dick joke gun? I FEEL LIKE HE NEEDS A MOBSTER STYLE HAT TO GO WITH THAT

Look at all the cute little minions wails

JOHN: i forgot about him. 

DAVESPRITE: yeah no shit 

Unattractive snort I REMEMBERED YOU, DAVESPRITE

IM GLAD YOU’RE ON THE SHIP

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Oh dear

Oh no

Oh my

Ohhhh no okay ive heard the con horror stories I didnt know why on earth people would do that BUT SEE NOW I KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING AND ITS SUCH A BAD IDEA HUSSIE DONT DO IT YOU DONT KNOW THE ASSAULT FODDER THAT YOU’RE GIVING DUMB KIDS WITH THIS ACTION

Jade why

John why

Hussie why???

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You would kill someone if you tossed the sassacre book through, anyway. They dont have the mangrit to handle that. 

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JOHN: hey, can i at least send a message through?  JOHN: like a note or something? 

John, show the ultimate sign of broship

Send a sweet bro and hella jeff comic through

Do it, son, do it

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Puts my face in my hands when did she get to be so cute??? Jade was the first kid I really liked and then I liked her less because kind of sociopathic tendencies but SHES REALLY CUTE AGAIN CHINHANDS JADE YOU’RE SUCH A CUTE

JOHN: i would feel really bad leaving you here, even if you do have a million salamanders and chess guys to keep you company. 

JOHN: you are my friend and also my sorta-sister, and we just met for the first time ever a few minutes ago... 

JOHN: i'm not going to be like, welp! see ya in three years jade! 

JADE: awww :D 

Cheers! GOOD CHOICE, JOHN

AND NOW YOU CAN WREAK HAVOK DOING THE WINDY THING ON ALL OF THE PLANETS! ALL OF THEM! They look like lollipops.

JADE: im pretty sure she knows a ton of things now 

Fun fact my brain is convinced that the world is actually a musical and now I find myself humming I Know Things Now for rose, laughs

JADE: semipotent demigods 

JOHN: demidogs. 

JADE: woof woof woof! 

JADE: dammit!!!!!! 

STUPID GRIN

JOHN: i like them. 

JADE: i do too! 

Me too!

JOHN: you are like a furry now, but not really the weird kind that people on the internet like to have sex with in their imagination.

JADE: D:

God bless you, John

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That was an unexpected style shift

JADE: you can hop right through me and join them 

JADE: then you can travel with them to the new session if you like

Aww, but you cant can you, Jade?

Dont you go, john, you STAY AND HANG OUT WITH YOUR KIND OF SISTER it would be lonely without you

Well, I guess there’s davesprite and he counts but IT WOULD BE LONELY WITHOUT YOU

You gotta stay and teach her how to herd minions

JOHN: but i wouldn't want to leave you here all alone for three years. 

JOHN: that would suck! 

JADE: i wouldnt really be alone though

There are a LOT of monsters and davesprite but IT WOULD BE SAD IF YOU WENT, JOHN

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I cant stop looking at his lopsided eyes after the face he made in the last panel though

JOHN: i still think i prefer my outfit though.

Nothing against your jammies, John, because they are really awesome but Dave looks pretty hardcore awesome. I think you might??? Actually have the least awesome outfit!! (in my opinion BUT ITS STILL GREAT) of the kids at least.

JOHN: there are so many trolls.

NO THERE REALLY ARENT they’re all dead thats REALLY SAD

JOHN: not sure about the others... i wonder if vriska was there? 

JADE: ... 

Unhappy faces at the Thing

JOHN: that i had to kiss her to make her come back to life? 

JADE: !!! 

JOHN: yes, it's true. 

JOHN: it's kind of weird kissing a dead body, but i didn't mind. 

She wasn’t dead that long

Also snow white, and sleepy beauty make it a little less creepy. The disney versions anyway. If you want to go with the originals then… well

Lets just go with the disney versions

JADE: i think i miss them already 

JADE: and weve only been here for a few minutes :( 

JOHN: yeah. 

JOHN: there's a lot i want to tell them about. 

JOHN: and a lot i want to ask them. 

JADE: well 

JADE: you could ask them now if you want 

JOHN: really?

Aww GUYS STOP BEING CUTE YOU CUTES FRIENDSHIP IS CUTE FRIENDS ARE CUTE EVERYTHING IS CUTE also yay @ no three years of lack of communication

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Yes john she’s adorable I didn’t notice that she was either

Alternatively you’re also really happy to see that quartet of awesome. Either works, i agree with both

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And she’s SUCH A CUTIE HAS SHE ALWAYS BEEN THIS CUTE

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Oh its just jade okay thats okay

I mean, I’d like to stick with the other kids but going to see jade is funtimes too

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Aaaa oh no wait no stop what happen go back 

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MAKES LOUD HOLLERING NOISES ITS BEEN SO LONG SINCE IVE SEEN SOME OF MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS THOUGH because its been five hundred actual years since I read LOOK AT THEM BEIN ALL CUTE AND ADORABLE AND SOME OF THEM ARE GOD TIER

SOME OF THEM ARE HALF DEAD

BUT THEY’RE ALL AWESOME

CHINHANDS, SIGHS

Guys I really really like sollux and aradia and also dave and also rose is PRETTY AWESOME TOO thats a good gathering of GOOD CHARACTERS PLEASED SMILE

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Also gamzee appears to be the only one thats noticed the meteor. …if that is whats happening, the merging of meteor and sun shenanigans i just assumed

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The faces on the girls in the background. If there was ever a panel that probably had the best redraws I think it has to be this one.

Poor Karkat. But, you know. …at least you’ve got the murderclown.