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You suck, dude by @ethan4sias
Khoa is always the dominant partner in relationships, but he's willing to be the submissive one if the other person is Bruce.
I know that Bruce was about 25 when he became Batman and 30 when he joined Justice League and adopted Dick about the same time
But I so desperately need a 23 y.o. Bruce, who forms the league and then adopts a kid like a month later. Because a twenty-three year old Bruce Wayne with a hyperactive kid and a team of superheroes also in their twenties he has to manage is a MESS
He's not as rational and cold as canon. Don't get me wrong, he's still scary as shit, but this Bruce is SASSY as hell because he runs on caffeine and sheer stubbornness
He lets his Brucie Wayne persona out more often and absolutely shamelessly flirts with Clark who gets a heart attack each time when suddenly Batman stops being broody and becomes fruity. He still thinks that he's some kind of being and maybe it's connected to the moon cycle
24 y.o. Oliver IMMEDIATELY befriends him, and they reveal their identities to each other on like day 4. Oliver crashes the manor once in a while and kidnaps him to do "normal dude stuff" which includes yap sessions where Oliver finds out that Batman slept with half the Gotham villains + that Ghost dude who tried to kill him apparently??
Bruce openly HUMBLES Hal. 24/7. He's not afraid to make a "your mom" jab. He is BRUTAL and Hal keeps saying that they need HR so they can regulate it because he's getting hands down bullied
Once Alfred is out of town and Bruce who's 80% caffeine at this point brings Dickie along to one of the meetings. Everyone's (except Ollie) shocked right up until the kid starts his antics, and Batman drops into his chair with a "I'm too young for this" sigh. At some point, Flash asks "so how old were you when you had him?" and the billionare playboy's ego is WOUNDED because Dick looks exactly his age and it meant that Flash suggested Batman's in like his thirties
Bruce supports the vampire allegations and fucks with EVERYONE on the team. Even Ollie questions himself sometime. Once he shows up late and says "sorry. hunting" (aka grocery shop). He takes it to the next level when he brings cherry juice in a blood bag "No food left in the basement"
Diana regrets getting into this mess approximately five times a day because those are literally CHILDREN. She calls them "kids" and sighs heavily each time one of them opens their mouth
Batman makes out with Two Face during a mission, and it's all over the news the next day
Justice League finds out that he's Bruce Wayne not because he finally trusts them enough to reveal his secret but because Hal ragebaited him with something like "his cowl is full-face because he's ugly" and he pulls his mask off. Pettiness won that day
Dick grows up with his dad STILL being a Diva. He had earrings. Eyebrow piercing. Once in a while he tones his hair blue. Dickie asks him if he can have earrings and cool hair and Bruce says "You bet" and the next day he's called into school because his kid showed up with earrings and red hair. Bruce goes "Yeah so what?" and the next day there's a new principal in school
Whenever Batman takes Robin with him to the Watchtower, everyone, and I mean EVERYONE, gets humbled. He shows no mercy. Hal once says "My friends got married, and literally their first... Uhhh (pauses to look at a child in the meeting) ...cuddles ā she got pregnant and had a kid" and Dickie just looks at him and dead pans "that's stupid, children come from sex. You know, when developed male and female..." and everybody's just crying on the floor cuz ofc Bruce would give him full sex ed his dad was a doctor please
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dickās apartment has a never ending tim infestation
sometimes thereās more
and that's what you really always wanted me to have-- nothing. but you never asked me what I wanted.
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Jason: Do you think if we met before I died we would have gotten along?
Tim: � We did meet?
Jason, genuinely confused: what? No, no, I would have remembered meeting your scraggly ass-
Tim: First of all, you once told me you refused to remember rich peopleās name because they āarenāt really people at that pointā.
Jason: this is true.
Tim: secondly, we literally talked for like, an hour? Do you really not remember?
Jason, lowkey feeling a little bad now but refusing to admit it: Maybe you just werenāt memorable.
Tim: we talked about Frankenstein!
Jason: why were we- OH MY GOD THAT WAS YOU?!
Tim: yes! I thought it was a good conversation :(
Jason: YOU EXPLAINED HOW YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD DO EXACTLY WHAT VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN DID BUT BETTER.
Tim: YEAH CAUSE HE SHOULD HAVE USED ELECTRIC EELS INSTEAD OF WAITING FOR A STORM.
Jason: DUDE. I only kept talking to you because I deadass thought you were gonna be a future Rouge.
Tim: huh?!
Jason: dude, you even told me about how easy it is to steal bodies from hospitals in Gotham.
Tim: yeah that⦠I wasnāt always the best at keeping my cards close to my chest, so thatās on me.
Jason: the only reason I didnāt tell Bruce about you is because I was worried heād try adopt you and I was worried about getting kicked out.
Tim: I appreciate it.
Jason: if I had he probs wouldnāt have made you Robin.
Tim: thatās⦠unnerving to think about.
Tim, fiddling with his sleeve: Do you⦠wanna hear about my new take on how to reanimate the dead to create a whole new person?
Jason, fully aware that Tim could one day be a bad guy and he would have more of a chance if he had Tim on his side: As a reanimated corps, I am more than happy to listen. Have you actually read the book yet though?
Tim: No- so, first thing your going to need is a alibi-
Barbara, whoās been listening over the coms: ⦠*silently starts recording*
:3 (HELP ME, EXAMS IS COMING........ )
Okay, I just have to learn all the
Mathematical Analysis
from scratch in a week (do nothing)
Superman appears in Action Comics
Batman appears in Detective Comics
So, really, when thereās a crossover between Superman and Batman it shouldnāt be āWorldās Finestā, it should be AC/DC.
I made another portrait of will Graham and I would say it is one of the best portraits I made at least this year, I also made a Hannibal one. I am cooking some merch too I will post everything next week . Love yahš«µš»š§”
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Today~ I spent abt two hours on this drawing and ofc they said I needed to completely redo it all :'). But!
I MADE A PRESENTATION (which should've been done last week, but hey! u can't rush the ~muse~)
&sm programming, still hate this one tho, bt It wasn't SO hard:33
Daredevil spinoff series that's called "Matthew Murdock" and it's just Matt doing lawyer stuff. Every episode is a different case he's working on. You can tell each episode apart by the bruises on his face and body that are never explained.
Au where nobody tells 10 year old Damian who Jason is. And the way they talk about him, Damian just assumes Jason is like a raccoon or something.
Damian: Grayson, why does Pennyworth leave food on the counter every night?
Dick, on his phone, not even paying attention: Oh, that's for Jason.
Damian: For 'Jason'?
Dick: Yeah. Sometimes he sneaks into the kitchen at night, so Alfred started leaving food out for him.
Damian, confused: I've never seen anyone here.
Dick: Well he doesn't always come. And last time, Bruce caught him crawling through the window and scared him away so, who knows when he'll show up again.
Damian, definitely thinking of a raccoon: So then Pennyworth is feeding a random stray that crawled out of God knows where?
Dick, annoyed: He's not a 'random stray', Damian, he's family, and he has been living in this house for way longer than you have.
Damian, trying to remember how long do raccoons live for:
Damian: I hope he doesn't die soon.
Dick: ????!!
*Later that night in the Bat-cave*
Tim, typing away in the computer:
Damian: Drake. Have you ever met Jason?
Tim: Uh. Stupid, annoying and looks like a skunk? Yes, why?
Damian, picturing a mix between a racoon and a skunk:
Damian: Is he friendly?
Tim: Well, the first time I met him, he attacked me, so...
Damian: Hmm... What did you do to provoke him?
Tim: What did I do toā Bitchā
Tim: Nothing! He just didn't like me taking 'what was his', or something.
Damian, nodding: You invaded his territory.
*The next day*
Damian: Father, when do you think Jason will visit again? I want to meet him.
Bruce: Um. I don't know, Damian. He doesn't come here often.
Damian: Why?
Bruce: Because he lives somewhere else.
Damian: Why doesn't he just live here with us instead? He would be safer.
Bruce, wincing: I don't think he would like that, Damian. He's not confortable here.
Damian: But, maybe if I befriend him I could convince him to stay.
Bruce, sighing: I don't think so, Damian. You have to respect his space.
Damian: Oh...
Damian: I hope he doesn't get rabies
Bruce: ???!!
Hc that after James died, Sirius took his glasses and strung them on the collar/neck of every outfit he wore since, and no one knew why because he had perfect 6/6 vision. But, well, "never saw one without the other, did you?"
A part of James stayed with him for ever.
As someone who wears my glasses like that sometimes, the metal is cold. You can really feel it, especially at the beginning. But if Sirius really wears them all the time (letās say not when heās sleeping bc heās afraid heāll break them by tossing and turning) then that means that he sets them on his nightstand every night and the metal gets cold. Then he puts them back on every morning and feels the cold against his skin but it progressively warms up and itās like heās keeping James alive every single day.
Actually fuck y'all I'm sobbing š
James and Peter are cheering for their stupidly in love best friends
I just posted a new marauders animatic on YouTube. Hope you like it!
one way or another
donāt forget me mary