fandom sideblog

My fandom sideblog where I will reblog and post fandom stuff, including 18+ stuff of whatever fandom I happen to be in currently. I'll also generally post and reblog adult stuff here that isn't fandom affiliated, though not often. You can call me Crunch, I'm in my 20s, my pronouns are they/them. Also aromantic and probably asexual. Can't stop minors from looking at the blog but don't talk to me. CONTENT WARNING FOR DARK THEMES: Regardless of what fandom I'm in that's an aspect I enjoy and will occasionally put on this blog. This extends to torture and noncon! Things that will be tagged to filter are non-con, dubcon, torture, gore, whump, and nsft (tags spelled exactly as such)

[yaknowlikenyah]

Oh my fetish? It's people with fetishes. Love a freak I can fluster by doing something innocuous

[yaknowlikenyah]

Bringing this back because NOTHING is more hot than someone with a clearly defined fetish I can play into. I want you stuttering and begging for it as I'm completely unaffected.

[whumpologyy]

“Oh, you are going to wish you were dead by the end of this!”

Said by Whumper, but not as a threat. Not angrily. If anything….excited. With a laugh and a glint in their eye before they get started.

[nikiart]

Poll time:

Which astartes has the biggest tits?

Abaddon

Sigismund

Ahriman

Titus

Servatar

Raldoron

Maximmion Voss

Khârn

"Op you forgot *insert Astartes here*"

Voting ended onApr 30

[heretical-cogitations]

Abaddon the sour puss

[gildhartt]

Big commissioned illustration, Sevatar in a duel cage against a very unfortunate Ultramarine.

[angronius]

you can't be the greatest swordsman and not expect guys to wanna see that thang

[the-liars-art]

reblogging and I'm taking all of op's tags with me

#astartes/astartes#it's touch sigismund day#doodleslate#everyone coping a feel in their own way. khârn shameless tit grab#sev port fingering#abby hair play#scare that white boy saturday#khârn's everything is so off I should kms I almost deleted him from the whole shabang but I didnt wanna draw more abby than necessary#still a wip but I doubt ill post more of this#anyway. what part of sigismund would you touch#discussion question for this module#is my caption proper english#u get what im saying#oh and Abaddon is so chopped I should’ve fixed this up

[gojinka]

This post is so funny like comment subscribe if you picture your favs bloodied and coughing on the floor and flinching

[spookyboywhump]

The prettiest thing a man can do is struggle against his restraints

[qualdisadis]

i'm not heretic, i swear 😭🙏 i just wanted another spring themed art

[the-liars-art]

THE LOYALISTS OUT THRE ARE FREE. You can take them home.

[soosmain]

Effection(?)

[ladymirdan]

Huron wants to be (fuck?) Abaddon so bad, it makes him look stupid

(que all “failbaddon” posters who get their lore from memes)

[e3n-ethan]

I want Badab war books so people will finally produce content that’s horny for Huron

[catboy-valdor]

The monkey paw curls.

[e3n-ethan]

Genuinely saddened that ive seen more horny posts of him but they’re somehow all *pre* Badab war 😭

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

AO3’s new canonical tags

[cursed-40k-thoughts]

I haven't kept up on Eldar Lore so my last understanding is that the Eldar fucked so hard that they created Slaanesh, but I have to wonder what the catalyst was that sent the progress bar from 99 to 100%. Probably was someone shoving bad things in holes or someone inventing a new fetish

Ah yes, the r/Grimdank understanding of how Slaanesh was created. Marvellous.

No, they did not "fuck so hard" they created Slaanesh. There were absolutely pleasure cults and orgies, sure, but Slaanesh is not simply a god of lust. Slaanesh is a god of excess. Perfectionism. Hedonism. Desire.

Aeldari were killing themselves just for the novelty of reincarnating. They were automating and overcoming anything that inhibited their ability to recreate via psykery and technology. They were moving stars around, condemning "lesser" worlds on whim. They were pushing the limits of perception just to see what it was like. They made art of such intricacy and beauty that it is literally unsurpassed. They created planets with perfect weather and then terraformed them, just so they could chill on them and do whatever they felt like. They used constructs and psychic powers to wage wars while they relaxed and made merry. They murdered each other in increasingly creative, vicious ways, because death had no consequence and inventive violence was new and appealing. They slid into every form of self expression, recreation and pleasure imaginable, dialed up to eleven, at which point their legal and social systems began to break down utterly and their souls started to become damaged. THAT was the tipping point that heralded the birth of Slaanesh.

Anyway, the 99-100 point wasn't even that crazy. A guy slapped a harlequin on the ass during one of their performances. No one had been brave enough to do that before, so it had never conceptually existed. The act caused the warp to implode like a torpedoed submarine, and now the Aeldari are all sad. Just a single moment of indiscretion and a checkered posterior, crazy.

[imjunebitch]

oh :( that's fluff :( that's fluff of my torture character :(

[artistapreguissosa]

🦁🐍🚧⚡🐺🦇🩸 Here are the drawings I will TRY to (learn how to) render this time.

( still deciding wich Khan But Probably The slightly less Harry Potter looking one with slightly Less boob out )

I will 100% change everything about them and remake them again and again and again but I HAVE TO LEARN TO PAINT MAKE THESE MAN LOOK RIGHT—

Lion El Jonson, Fulgrim, Perturabo, Jaghatai Khan, Leman Russ, Rogal Dorn, Konrad Curze and Sanguinius. That makes 8, I have no idea of how long this takes, BUT I WILL DO MY BEST BECAUSE MY MAN SAID I CAN DO IT

I will stick to the order this time, and do the other ones later

These are all 2250x3000 and so shall be The Fully rendered ones because I can't paint details on small Canvas for some reason— I Only use Ibispaint X, a free to use software, so You can Also do It!