it WOULD be nice

She/her ~ 21 ~ Italy sappy queer in love with B (side blog: gretafacose) feel free to message me about anything!

[genderyomi-deactivated20240903]

woag! i didnt know that and i already forgoted what you told me

[shawze]

[eileenleahy-deactivated20241003]

when youre tired on public transit and start thinking "let me rest my eyes a bit" thats the devil talking

[eileenleahy-deactivated20241003]

she is very persuasive

[eileenleahy-deactivated20241003]

where am i

[teathattast]

Oh ya baby noodle time

[teathattast]

Ate tf outta those noodles

[marbirds]

The Court Wizard and His Apprentice (it's his first day, be nice.)

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[tremendouslycraftylover]

americans are like

yea meemaw died so we embalmed her and then pretended she was alive with makeup on and her best church attire and her pearls.

but then also

Egyptians were so crazy like, putting shit for the afterlife in the tomb and embalming them and shit… would be a shame if someone stole it and brought it to our museums…

[bilover]

if i bring a book someplace it doesn't necessarily mean i want to read it mayb i just want to take her on a walk. Get her some fresh air and a change of scenery

[sojutrait]

all my werewolves are getting this quirk. karl barks if you will

[childweanedonpoison]

italians be reading horrific lawsuit-worth high school accounts of random building collapses, flooded gyms, gas leaks, malfunctioning heating, disease-inducing mold, biohazards in the form of rats, bats and pidgeons nesting in the drywalls and unironically be like omg stop making me nostalgic i miss high school 😫 i remember that time one of the windows shattered slicing my classmate in the shoulder and i got life-threatening exposure to asbestos during a drug raid

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

There should totally be a movement called “Sleep in Public” where people defend their right to sleep on public property. Sleep in your cars. Sleep on benches. Sleep at the park. Just make it a mundane and regular part of life to see someone napping in the library. It would make it much harder to single out the homeless for harassment if everyone else is doing the same thing and much harder to argue that it’s a “threat to public safety” when it’s so clearly harmless.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[thoodleoo]

sorry i cant come over today. it's the whole eagle pecking out my liver thing. tomorrows not good either. yeah it's the eagle again, im kind of booked up for a while actually

[woundposting]

i think every morning i manage to get out of bed there should be a crowd of people outside my house cheering and clapping and crying actually

[tremendouslycraftylover]

discalculia brain be like:

I know there is something going on with 8 and 5. Also 2 maybe? Not sure. Won’t elaborate. Good luck figuring out the change!

[tremendouslycraftylover]

me, trying to remember if time is in a 60 basis or a 100 basis:

[gaysidneycrosby]

post-email aftercare like that was a great email and you seemed so normal

[gayjoealwyn]

getting anonymous hate (“just checking in” emails) from jealous haters (my professors) because of my hot takes (incredibly overdue assignments)

[officialbabet]

Dorian Electras man to man: