Officer I drop kicked that child in Self defense

Name: Helli. Pronouns: They/Them. Blood: For the blood god. Im constantly sleepy, god has nerfed me, or i would be too powerful

[6mayhem]

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

[quinnactually]

that's MS. substance abuser to you

[6mayhem]

sorry women sorry sorry sorry you can kick me really hard in the head

[butt-berry]

Like if you think he should be allowed a sausage

[mephostophilis]

are non brits aware of count binface.

[rainedravens]

"holy shit they finally confessed, what comes next--"

[lalaleeiillaa]

“yeah i read a lot!”

“oh awesome! What books do you read?”

[the-irreverend]

Here's to hellsite solidarity!

[wordfather]

i'd rip up grass and put it on your knee btw. for no reason other than i was thinking of you so much that i needed to bother you a little about it

[i-am-a-fish]

"enjoy it while it lasts" (undercuts itself, needlessly doomerish, foreboding)

"enjoy it!" (straight to the point, actually encourages enjoying it)

[i-am-a-fish]

"enjoy last it'll it" (what)

[iamdarknessiamdeath]

"Last enjoy" (huh)

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

anyone else find boomer comics funny in an ironic way? like, if some kid actually said this I would think it's fucking hilarious

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

so strange when people assume 'waking up early' means increased productivity bc no??? im awake so i can read fanfic in bed before breakdown

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

BREAKFAST

[mango-kitty-art]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

[depsidase]

[sigunnlafeyson]

Jokes aside, censorship and purity culture will not create a safe environment for those very children you worry about so much, but quite the opposite.

Concealing information never made anyone more competent.

If you don't give your children terms and definitions, they won't be able to recognize danger when it comes, because their worldview simply won't include the concept that "when this adult Mr/Mrs does/says this, it means they might have intentions to harm me."

and then when you ask children questions, they cannot explain what happened for the same reason - they do not have the vocabulary and knowledge.

Normalize sex education, you short-sighted idiots!!!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

tumblr will see a pathetic little fool composed of vengeance and tomfoolery and instantaneously respond with:

[fhauly]

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

[heirtocragflame]

I am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

*eminem voice* *falls into a hole in a sewer grate before saying anything*

[forthehonorr]

rip catra you wouldve loved chappell roan

[pukicho]

I sowed some holes in my clothes today, hashtag house wife

[pukicho]

Who am I kidding. I am a 28 year old single man. I'm no housewife..