Four Friends in an Out of Context Trench Coat @trenchcoatgremlins - Tumblr Blog

Special guest J: I'm sure the gas station employee will take my body as payment.

#standard currency #among gas stations especially #out of context #quotes

Special guest M: If the horse has to talk, you're in trouble.

#no talking horses in this house #no thanks #out of context #quotes

Special guest O: No one wants a 12 year old boy as a lesbian!

#....#well yeah #out of context #quotes

C: That thing's about to fall over and it's filled with knives.

#knives and cats #out of context #quotes

K: You only need one arm to beat someone up.

#it's true #don't look at us like that #we know what it sounds like #but it's true #out of context #quotes

C: Why is that a cat attitude towards a cat?

#people being cats to cats #it's a thing #totally a thing #out of context #quotes

Special guest J: Don't trust your eyes. They're just little sight balls put into your skull and strapped to your brain. They don't know what they're talking about.

#they're lying to you #do not trust them #out of context #quotes

F: If you're a child under 5 you can get traumatized for free!

#children are our favorite customers #zero is our favorite price #out of context #quotes

F: The ride has nothing to do with sasquatch falling in love.

#we should know #he's not our cousin #or is he #honestly we're not sure #really you'd think our parents would've told us if he was #out of context #quotes

F: Don't be terrified. If you're terrified you're more likely to crash it.

#fear? in this economy?#out of context #quotes

K: A, sorry, but you're next... It has been decreed.

#and thus it was written #do not cite the deep magic to me witch #out of context #quotes

F: We're definitely not talking about murdering someone.

#nope #definitely not #murder? Never heard of her #out of context #quotes

C: Seize the Day. Possess the Night.

#carpe diem #possidebit noctem #out of context #quotes

F: "What are we, chicken or men?" K: "Manly Men."

#Neither actually #out of context #quotes

C: "That sounds terrifying." K: "I'M IN!"

#what's terrifying?#no idea #nothing scares four friends in a trench coat #out of context #quotes

A: "YET! We'll see in nine months."

#start the countdown #what's happening in nine months?#is anything happening in nine months?#That's for us to know #and you to find out #out of context #quotes

C: "Wedding Menus-" F: "They make FOOD!"

#ah yes #food #a substance we can definitely consume #and digest #no we don't eat souls #what are you talking about?#anyway we were discussing the wedding #out of context #quotes

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