Strange Things

Straight from the mind of ADHD

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Shaved my legs on a towel in the living room with Arbonne sea salt scrub cause I don't want to have hairy legs anymore but I also don't want to stop watching reruns of americas next top model.

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Have you ever had a pair of underwear that you loved so you buy like 7 or 8 of them and that works fine for like a year or 2 but soon you only have like 2 left so you go back to buy more only to find that kind is no longer sold so you try different pairs but hold on to those finally 2 even though they are falling apart and eventually you realize those 2 pairs are your only true love so you wear them over and over trying to escape the inevitable until one day as you hang on to the final shreds of the only underwear you have ever loved you realize you have to give your hopes and dreams and let them go and maybe after all that pain and suffering you're lucky enough to find another brand and repeat the process?

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When Taylor swift breaks up with tom hiddleston, if she doesn't write a song with the line "low key (Loki) you have me feeling kinda of sore (Thor)" or something, I give up on her.

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I feel like there's some irony here. Nanny fans will get it.

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Some chick on Ifunny with the username TrumpsWhore just told me to drink bleach so I said ok you wanna take shots we can make it a drinking game... I'm still waiting for a reply.

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Daddy's girls to evil stepmothers

Trust me when I say I know my dad more than you ever will. I was here long before you and I'll be here long after your scrawny bitch ass is gone. So step off and step down a notch where you belong.

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Evil stepmothers

Feeling like the other woman in your own fathers life. Not even the side chick who has all the attention. The kind that had all the attention now the main woman knows about you and the man is felling guilty so he's pushing you to the side and forgetting about you. How have I gone from being daddy's little girl to a whiny child begging for my fathers time and affection?

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I've just gotten to this point in my life where I'm just like "fuck it I'll dig those crumbs out of my bra when I get home"

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Sometimes I wish I was popular enough to be able to post something completely unrelated to supernatural and then have the supernatural side of tumblr somehow show up and high Jack the post.

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To the white trash woman who somehow took her disgusting pad off in a doctors office and threw it away for the after hour custodians to find, thank you for your filthy vagina blood. It will make a fine sacrifice to the devil to rid the world of people like you. 😄

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My dream is to have enough followers to play spot the vegan and have a ton of people jumping down my throat.

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I just put some bubblewrap on the floor by my bed and forgot about it. When I stood up I stepped on it and popped a few with my toes and just started giggling for 5 minutes.

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Ok I get it. Breastfeeding is a beautiful thing blah blah blah but don’t tell me you can walk into a clinic, see this thing, and not crack up!

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If you were offered immortality to spend eternity with your true love would you take it even knowing you would have to watch your friends, family, children etc grow old and die?

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I feel like untreated ADHD is like being 3 am tumblr 24/7. And there’s no going to bed it’s just always that type of insane. You’re sleep deprived for eternity. AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

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I love how homophobes biggest insult is to state the already stated. I mean come on. Captain obvious we've stated that we are gay. Don't come on here and say "ha gay" and think you're hurting our feelings.

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What if when you got aroused that little tingle you got was visible? Like you get turned on a a little bolt of blue lightning flies under your skin for your head to your crotch and then when you're horny you light up like a lightning storm and everybody's like "you dirty birdy whatcha thinking 'bout?"