hopeless wanderer

[smallllsnaomi-deactivated201712]

me at a fast food place: oh the prices have gone up

server: oh yeah sorry about that like it’s management i can’t do anything about-

me:

[tiralatele]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

this is the biggest plot twist of our generation

[ruelukas22]

I thought there was no way he could come out of that looking like a winner and he proved me wrong so hard

[rapling-deactivated20191013]

me: i hate astrology

horoscope: youre beautiful 

me:

[saddest-cat-hours]

[blairvvitchproject]

put this in the fucking moma, the louvre, the guggenheim, the whitney, and the motherfucking prado

[badromantics]

I NEVER NOTICED YOU COULD READ THIS WHOLE THING WITH THE BEAT OF THE SONG

[books-n-quotes]

“Sleep tries to seduce me by promising a more reasonable tomorrow.”

— Elizabeth Smart, By Grand Central Station I Sat Down and Wept

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

who give a shit

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

[campfireharvest-deactivated2019]

this website has destroyed my fucking sense of humour like who do i share this with. who do i show this to. all of my friends are normal and i cant show my family anything i do online so just what the fuck where do i go from here

[katyazamo]

me out loud:

me to myself:

[daily-shitpost-bakery]

[saddest-cat-hours]

[brainstatic]

We naturally put millionaires and billionaires in the same general class of person, but the only reason to do that is because the words are similar. Since these aren’t numbers we can actually visualize, it’s important to understand what a billion of something is. To travel a million inches, you’d have to travel from the Southern-most tip of Manhattan and go to the Bronx. To travel a billion inches, you’d have to fly from New York to Shanghai twice. A million seconds is a little over 11 days. A billion seconds is nearly 32 years. A million ounces is about the weight of a train car. A billion ounces is 4.5 Eiffel Towers. Use these to conceptualize what the difference between a millionaire and a billionaire is, and the absurd amount of wealth we’re talking about.

[robotlyra]

Millionaire: I can buy a fancy sports car, and a huge house!

Billionaire: I can buy THE SPACE PROGRAM

[languagemoon-deactivated2018041]

I’m gonna learn…. 4000 languages and be friends with every human being on earth

[brasilian-bs]

me when i’m drunk

[long-ago-1234567890]

bill gates looks like the dude from the nintendogs competition

[long-ago-1234567890]

[tasty-bitch-nugget-666]

Soft as Silk, Sweet as honey, Dumb as shit, I ain’t got no money

[mexicanxthighs-deactivated20190]

[k-n-i-h-a-deactivated20180107]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[merriweatherpostpaviliontshirt]

Chumby

[merriweatherpostpaviliontshirt]

God theyre just so chumby

[yodiscrepo]