It's Whatever I Want

Hi I'm Cassi and I'm here because why not

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Me: *is sad*

Me: *listens to "I Want it That Way" by the Backstreet Boys

Me: :)

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It’s not the issue of whether you want to be buried or cremated, it’s whether you want to be a ghost or a zombie

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I am learning about Constantinople in history. What a nice name for a city. I bet that they will keep it forever

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YouTube video title: John Mulaney-

Me: SAY NO MORE *clicks*

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why are people in books always tearing up their shirts and stuff so easily like it’s paper or sumthn

Like, have you ever tried to actually tear your shirt???

It’s not that easy

HOW DO THEY DO THAT

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look at this weak ass baby boy, can’t event rip off his own shirt lookin’ ass

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I will not accept criticism from someone who can’t afford shirts with decent tensile strength

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the price matters not, capitalistic pig

my shirts (given free will) would shred your frail non shirt tearing little body into indescribably minuscule chunks of vaguely human flavoured powder

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unfortunately I am not so wasteful and senseless as you that I feel the need to rip and shred my shirts

Furthermore, I doubt your seemingly papery garments could so much as scathe my skin

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i’ve never felt a limb removed endured a blade’s swift sting but i know much too well the pain a paper cut oft bring

so put away your pens and swords unsheathe your notebook’s leaf for duels not of wits nor words but pain beyond belief

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I admit it true,

These words you have written

Of the searing pain of a paper-cut

But though the pain may be sharp and fierce

The agony is brief and fleeting

So if you think you can truly harm me

With your mortal swords of paper

Think again, and next time think

Of sparing mother nature

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why are people in books always tearing up their shirts and stuff so easily like it’s paper or sumthn

Like, have you ever tried to actually tear your shirt???

It’s not that easy

HOW DO THEY DO THAT

[wetfellow-deactivated20200927]

look at this weak ass baby boy, can’t event rip off his own shirt lookin’ ass

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I will not accept criticism from someone who can’t afford shirts with decent tensile strength

[wetfellow-deactivated20200927]

the price matters not, capitalistic pig

my shirts (given free will) would shred your frail non shirt tearing little body into indescribably minuscule chunks of vaguely human flavoured powder

[triangles-the-other-white-meat]

unfortunately I am not so wasteful and senseless as you that I feel the need to rip and shred my shirts

Furthermore, I doubt your seemingly papery garments could so much as scathe my skin

[triangles-the-other-white-meat]

why are people in books always tearing up their shirts and stuff so easily like it’s paper or sumthn

Like, have you ever tried to actually tear your shirt???

It’s not that easy

HOW DO THEY DO THAT

[wetfellow-deactivated20200927]

look at this weak ass baby boy, can’t event rip off his own shirt lookin’ ass

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I will not accept criticism from someone who can’t afford shirts with decent tensile strength

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Sometimes I psychoanalyze myself so accurately that I start to feel a little invaded

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Everyone’s all like “omg Texas might turn blue this year!!!” and I’m just sitting here like hmmmm maybe RWRB could happen after all...

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If you get this, answer with 3 random facts about yourself and send it to the last 7 blogs in your notifications. anonymously or not! Let’s get to know the person behind the blog!

ok I’ll try really hard to think of 3 semi-interesting or informative things about me

1. I have a pet frog

2. My Hogwarts house is Ravenclaw and my Myers Briggs is INFP-T

3. ummm I once got a concussion from falling off of my cousin’s donkey [his name was Chewy (as in Chewbacca)]

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viruses that make you sick and weak are old

I want an anti-virus that makes you strong and gives you temporary superpowers

The universe needs balance. Viruses are tipping the scale with their negativity

POSITIVE SUPERPOWER VIRUSES

LET’S GO

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why are people in books always tearing up their shirts and stuff so easily like it’s paper or sumthn

Like, have you ever tried to actually tear your shirt???

It’s not that easy

HOW DO THEY DO THAT

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Barbie Life in the Dreamhouse is a masterpiece and you cannot tell me otherwise

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we tried to grow a sunflower in my backyard but instead ended up with a tobacco plant

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One time I had this kind of cool dream:

When you die, you get a letter from the person you most admired in life

However, you only get a letter if they wrote one especially to you before you died

You can have as many people as you want write letters, but you can only receive a letter from that one person

The details get a little blurry from here

They are supposed to write about something that you should have done in life/something that you didn’t do well/a flaw of yours

Then, you are able to go back and fix the mistakes they wrote about (from the afterlife)

I’m not exactly sure what happens if you don’t get a letter or once you complete the listed task

In my dream, I got a letter from my grandma (I don’t really think she’s the person I most admire but whatever)

She told me that I needed to share my art with the world and use my talents, and when I woke up, I slowly began to take her advice

Anyway I think this is a cool premise for a book so can somebody write that for me

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So the lesbians have Girl in Red, and the Bisexuals have Sweater Weather

Does anybody else have a song/artist? 

What about the gays, the pansexuals, the asexuals, etc?

Please I am now very curious

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I’m sorry but it’s going to be so strange to hear Percy, Annabeth, Nico, Grover, etc. actually talk in any voice other than the one in my head