yikes

why

[yoursmokesignals]

i just want to say it’s been an honor to be unhinged with all of you 

[memewhore]

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

[ewaneneollav]

did you click on my blog expecting “jokes”?? Fool. I am the joke

[archai9925]

no, I will not do my stupid human tasks, I will stare at the ceiling and yearn for something I'll never feel

[iwishiwasselfless]

Me reading any and all wandavision theories

[terrysdiary]

[memewhore]

a good gender neutral term to use is “fool”

[wumblr]

crop circles

[thebootydiaries]

everybody: aliens

nobody: corn is sentient

[diver-up]

u all ever lose the ability to socialize in the middle of a convo like.... ok i’m done now there’s no more words in here brain shutting off

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

[stcrlghts]

i think what’s on a person’s nightstand is very telling so reblog this and put in the tags the things you have on your nightstand

[mothurs]

[espadaclover]

You know what? It’s really like that sometimes.

[bro-winkle]

This is automatic stress relief

[liathepenguinologist]

corn right corn at corn light

[lichen-soup-scribe]

first corn i see tonight

[letsmakeitwritee]

sylvia plath once wrote in her journal 'if i get through this year, no matter how badly, it will be the biggest victory i've ever done' and if that's not a mood for 2020 i don't know what is.