Tri-Lambs Without Context

Because we've been known to say and do some pretty weird shit, man. #FollowtheTwelve

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TRILAMBS - GAY ASS CLUB

YOU. MUST. LISTEN

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I’d like to think we’re more like Bonobos than Chimps

Bubbles

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$3 is my glass ceiling.

Sparkles

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My life is over-- everything I love turns my poop green!

A brother

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Charming Guy with Guitar: Carry me, I’m royalty!

A Pledge: You’re a literal prostitute.

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Hey how's it going? I'm a member of epsilon and I just wanted to see why you said we don't know it's a fake frat lol

You see now I don’t personally agree with that post but the entire point here is to NOT provide context regarding the nonsensical quotes.

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I'm painting for equality, asshole.

Togepi

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Ew, gross, no I don't want any of your sex pizza.

Koala

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I don't know what to do with this tentacle.

Latrell

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I don't always drink breast milk, but when I do, I prefer dos tetas.

Ankylosaurus

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Your friends don't lick butthole and if they don't lick butthole then they're no friends of mine.

Wormser

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Brother 1: It's almost like someone forgot to tell epsilon chapter we're a mock fraternity.

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Brother 1: OH MY GOD no one told epsilon chapter we're a mock fraternity!

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It’s not enough to be dirt, you have to KNOW you're dirt.

Charming Guy with Guitar

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Charming Guy with Guitar: ...and she just kept having abortions. They told her they couldn't keep doing this. Anyway, she ended up having a kid.

Christ: You could say she was just scraping by.

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Sparkles: You are filthy.

Charming Guy with Guitar: I'm an angel.

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Brotha' Squirt: What's that bulge in your pocket?

Shama: My boob.

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Sparkles: What class did you ace?

Brotha' Squirt: Diversity issues.