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[basu-shokikita]

What kind of porn do you think Dethklok jacks off to? I think Toki jorks it exclusively to hentai and other animated stuff but I’m at a loss for the other members

OK I WILL ANSWER FR NOW SORRY FOR THE MASSIVE DELAY anyway here are some of my thoughts on this very important, very serious topic:

Nathan: I think he jerks off to incredibly average porn. Like big breasted blonde babes, missionary penetration, 2 girls 1 guy threesomes, etc. He just wants to get off and go on with his day. I do like to believe that he looked up pegging one time (Skwisgaar wouldn't explain what it was) and he was so stupidly flustered he had to throw the laptop out the window.

Pickles: Pickles treat porn like he does with drugs: there's levels to it. There's the basic-but-does-the-trick porn aka lesbians, regular roleplay, etc. Then a bit higher up there's public sex, taboo dynamics and so on. Tentacles and shibari can follow. When he's feeling more extreme he indulges punishment and edging porn, mostly with sex toys but he has occasionally dabbed in electro porn and CBT. So really, it depends on what he's feeling up to that day.

Skwisgaar: My man has a very diverse and wide catalogue of porn he enjoys, in fact, he might have made it a personal challenge to jerk off to every type of porn at least Once. When it comes to his preferences though, I'd say he's BIG into chaser porn and cougar stuff, the older the better duh. Oh yeah, he also loves feederism probably. As a side hobby, he likes watching porn movies and judging their narrative and visual quality.

Murderface: He likes to brag about his awesome porn collection featuring WOMEN AND ONLY WOMEN to overcompensate with the fact that he watches hardcore gay porn when there's no one around (other Dethklok members would not mind sharing their porn). Specifically, Murderface enjoys BDSM-themed stuff; leather, S/M dynamics, whipping, the whole shebang. He's actually very careful about deleting his history after.

Toki: Okay I think Toki does extremes mostly. Like it's either really weird, really fucked up and sometimes straight up deep-web type of shit, or just porn where it's clear the couple in question loves each other, where the sex is passionate and amorous. He often ends up feeling a bit depressed and yearning after the later though. Oh and the third, secret option is looking for the Skwisgaar sex tapes (there must be at least about a dozen online) and jerking off to those and trying not to think too much about it.

Oh, and they all love watersports.

[triplefaggot]

i challenged @basu-shokikita to give me a prompt in 5 minutes and she requested skwistok in the rock dj music video, where skwisgaar is robbie and toki is the girls skating around him.

my challenge was to draw that in 5 minutes on paint and it didnt give it justice because its such a beautiful prompt.

but this is life and too often the brightest things are left unrewarded, denied of the care they deserve.

[basu-shokikita]

It's @suppenzeit's birthday so I wanted to surprise him with some metalheads 🥳

I've always been fixated on the origins of Dethklok, given that canon was a little vague about it and I believe in Nategaar supremacy so here's something that features both things!

Check it out here ↓

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[basu-shokikita]

Forsaken

It was @banhaibao's birthday yesterday and in return for all the joy our friendship has given me, I wanted to make something! And so, based on our talks about Skwisgaar and Toki's relationship, I wrote this ficlet.

Happy Birthday again, Bao! I'm so happy we met! 💗

Skwisgaar didn’t like thinking of how his emotions worked. In fact, he liked drowning those with the sounds of his guitar. But sometimes, not even the guitar worked and he was left abandoned with the nightmare that was his mind and heart. 

He sighed heavily, staring at the guitar with something akin to despair. Why did you leave me? He felt like asking, though he knew talking to an instrument was less than sound. 

Why are you leaving me?

Suddenly, a couple of hands appeared within his eyesight and removed the guitar off of him. Concerned pale blue eyes gazed at him and Skwisgaar was reminded Toki had been watching him this whole time. Embarrassment and disgust took as he looked away, the realization of his own humiliation sinking in. 

He sort of expected for Toki to walk away, given that Skwisgaar had failed to do anything worthwhile with his musical axe. It would be fair, especially with how Skwisgaar would act when the positions were reversed. It didn’t exactly soothe his pride, but it was fair.

Skwisgaar closed his eyes, waiting for the mattress to creak under him, the sound of faint footsteps getting away before the slam of the door would finish the whole ordeal.

He couldn’t help flinching when he heard the rustling of the bed, already bracing himself for the mental chastising that would come in right when Toki left. It was a surprise then, when, instead of feeling the breeze come in through the door, a hand grabbed his own.

His eyes opened just in time to watch Toki’s thighs gently brush against his, their hands joined by his own design. His first reaction was one of disapproval, as he was not a guy that appreciated physical affection from men, even less in an intimate setting like this. 

Frowning, Skwisgaar backed off, pulling his arm away too. Ignoring the weird thumping in his chest, he glued his eyes to an undefined point on the cold, tiled-floor. Now, Toki would certainly get the message to abandon the premises and Skwisgaar could finally deal with his own demons alone.

Maybe his body language wasn’t sufficiently clear because Toki dragged himself closer, grabbing Skwisgaar’s hand once again. And, when the latter tried to break it off, Toki’s grip only turned stronger, a stubborn expression on his face as he refused to let Skwisgaar go.

“Tok…” The word died in Skwisgaar’s throat, the struggle futile because Toki was much more physically powerful than him. And he knew this, interlocking their fingers together against Skwisgaar’s will. 

It was annoying, to say the least, but Skwisgaar did not have the strength to fight today. Eventually, he gave up, all too fixated on his own state to get spare energy on Toki’s whims. Toki’s palm was warm against his, the tips of his fingers stroking Skwisgaar’s knuckles softly, almost endearingly so. Toki’s arm was warm too, now surrounding Skwisgaar’s waist to bring him closer. And so was his chest, pressing against Skwisgaar’s as their limbs turned into a tangled mess. 

All of Toki was warm, even the blue eyes gazing upon him with tenderness.

And Skwisgaar wished he wasn’t so cold, as he buried his face on Toki’s shoulder. 

[basu-shokikita]

Challenge: Create a track list for Planet Piss

Fjdjfjfj okok lemme think….

The album is called Planet Piss Vol. I because Murderface is confident initially that he can churn out several only to feel pressured by his own expectations.

Tracklist:

1. Planet Pissing

Fast, short song that works as an introduction to the band…and yes it’s also about piss.

2. This Sucks

Song where Murderface complains about how annoying writing music is. It’s an acoustic.

3. I’m Not Gay (He’s Gay)

Murderface anthem where he assures not being gay but Toki added a chorus during mixing where he claims MF is very gay instead.

4. Kitty Cat Brutality

Murderface and Toki duet about the brutality of cats. It was written by Toki so it’s very incoherent at times but ironically a super hardcore song.

5. Big Deal

Song co-written by the duo about dealing with the disappointments targeted towards them. An apology to laziness and tantrums.

6. Murderave

Mandatory techno song. Another one by Toki, it’s meant to be a play on the words Murderface + rave. He’s the main singer while MF does the chorus.

7. The Best Guitarist In The World ft. Toki Wartooth

A guitar solo written by Toki. He’s very evidently trying to impersonate Skwisgaar’s playing style but Murderface is too scared to mention it because of how Toki reacted last time.

8. Trash Around

Chaotic, punk-sounding song about partying hard, doing substances and tearing shit apart.

9. Smug Bitches

Song dedicated to the haters aka Murderface writes a song cussing the rest of Dethklok (and everyone else) for not believing he would pull through with Planet Piss.

10. Cock and Roll

An attempt to emulate classic hard rock songs (think AC/DC type of sound). Lyrics are poor allegories to dicks. One of Murderface’s favorites from the album.

11. Takin’ it Easy

You know this one!

12. The End

This one is not so much a song as much as it is a track where Murderface bitches about how much of a pain in the ass making the album was while simultaneously congratulating himself for doing it + sticking it to the haters. Toki interjects unrelated commentary sometimes and also praises himself for managing to get the project done.

[basu-shokikita]

Brendon explaining each song of Dethalbum IV!! As cited by Apple Music

[basu-shokikita]

Been meaning to write this idea I got while chatting with @triplefaggot some time ago and I finally did it.

Behold, Skwisgaar and Toki playing the world's worst hear me out game. Heed the warnings and enjoy! Or not, if it's not your kind of thing.

Read here

[basu-shokikita]

Reunited

I've been missing my favorite guitarists lot lately so I decided to dish out a little Skwistok sweetness to cure my ailments. I’m always thinking of them.

Toki was still in deep slumber, despite the rays of light sharply coming in through the window, reflecting on the tiles insistently. Despite the faint singing of the birds outside and the racket a few floors down, most likely coming from his bandmates. 

But when he heard the faint creak of the bed followed by the weight on the mattress shifting, he turned with a hitched breath.

And there he was, with the disheveled golden mane and the half-lidded blue eyes. The thin frame and the smile despite the exhaustion. There he was. “Heys.”

“Yous back...” Toki said with a hoarse voice. 

“Ja.” Skwisgaar chuckled. “What ams you doinks in mine rooms anyways?”

Toki wrapped his arms around Skwisgaar in a lazy hug, as he was still recovering consciousness.“I misseds you.” He said, both in reply and as a general statement. 

“I heards.” Skwisgaar was still chuckling and awkwardly rubbed Toki’s back. He was still unsure about how to carry himself in moments like these.

After a few seconds of quiet affection, Toki suddenly pulled back. “Waits a minute, wasnt yous flights in two days?”

“I tooks de first flights after de festivals instead. Couldn’t stay another seckonds with the Danes no mores.”

“But whats about the photoshoots?”

Skwisgaar grinned. “Fucks de photoshoots.”

Toki’s heart swelled as he pulled Skwisgaar into another hug. “You miss Tokis too…”

The guitarist tensed up. “Eugh, noes, I really hates havingks picktors takens of me…and I hates de Danes…” He tried to explain, then eventually sighed, relaxing into Toki’s arms. “...Ja, I does.”

Smiling, Toki nuzzled his face against Skwisgaar’s shoulder. He was wearing the black leather jacket that Toki gifted him on his last birthday. “Even if you never replies to mine texts-”

“Euh, Toki, you texts a lot.” Skwisgaar said. “It ams distracktingks.” After a pause, he added. “Also, Charles threatens to conksfiscates mine phones if I kepts usings it.”

“Whats?” Toki was outraged. “He can’t does that!”

“Ja, I thinks dat too but I realize if he takes mine phones I cants tell nobodies abouts it.”

“That fucking evil robots…”

Skwisgaar snorted, indifferent to the malice of their manager. “Soes, anyt’ing news happens while ams gone?”

Toki hummed in deep thought, trying to think of anything memorable from the past 5 days of his life. “Oh, I gots a new boyfriends!”

Eyes widening like tennis balls, Skwisgaar’s jaw dropped. “Whats?”

Wordlessly, Toki looked under the blanket and pulled a Deaddy Bear with a makeshift blond wig and a black tanktop. “Meets Skwisbears. He ams sweet and attentives and pays me more attentions than yous.” He smirked cheekily.

“Eugh…never thoughts I’d be cheateds on wif a plush.” Skwisgaar was impressed. “Does he gives good heads?”

“Don’ts be sicks!” Toki shoved him while laughing.

“What’s dats? He can’ts?” Skwisgaar swiftly rolled on top of Toki. “Guess ams still winnings, den.”

Toki’s smile promptly faded out. “What- right nows?”

Skwisgaar’s eyes glinted mischievously. “Calls it a, whats you say, welcome gifts.”

While Toki wasn’t exactly knowledgeable in hospitality customs, he was pretty sure it went the other way, though he wasn’t about to question it. Especially when his partner was so determined, promptly disappearing under the covers.

“Ough…” Toki groaned as Skwisgaar got to work. 

If this is how it was going to be everytime he returned, then maybe Toki wouldn't mind Skwisgaar leaving more often.

[basu-shokikita]

In honor of my Discord Nitro trial ending, I have to show off the best layout I’ve ever had

[triplefaggot]

behold

[kaanagen]

Some nice corset play 【 METALOCALYPSE 】

A/N: if you like these silly sketches please go check out this fic from @basu-shokikita that inspired it all! Idk how many times I’ve read it by now !! I just love a good corset, especially on good looking men, Basu got that good 20/20 vision SO CHECK THEM OUT!!

[kaanagen]

I opened the gate to their pen, but they wouldn't run. They just stood there, confused. They wouldn't run. I took one lamb, and I ran away as fast as I could. I didn't have any food, any water and it was very cold, very cold. I thought, I thought if I could save just one, but... he was so heavy. So heavy […]

What became of your lamb, Toki?

They killed him.

【 METALOCALYPSE x SILENCE OF THE LAMBS 】

[basu-shokikita]

tbh one of those things I’m completely hellbent on is that murderface is gay. not bisexual and definitely not hetero. gay. men lover. cuck slurper. pillow biter. a fully fledged HOMO no doubt about it

[basu-shokikita]

Lingerie

I got a little inspired seeing these pics on twitter yesterday, so of course I wrote a Skwistok thing about it. Credits to user omggghiii on Twitter and thank God for corsets

Toki stared at himself in the mirror in quiet consideration. His fingers lingered over the pink fabric, palms tracing over the outline over the corset. It was the opposite of smooth or even nice to the touch, instead sturdy and tight on him. 

His eyes traveled downwards, amazed by the way his figure had transformed under the piece of clothing. His slim but toned up torso was now curvy, waist so cinched he couldn’t believe it was his. And his chest appeared so voluptuous under the bust, giving the impression it was a really fine pair of lady boobs. The idea made him laugh. 

“Wowee!” Toki let out, allowing himself to pose a little in front of the mirror. Wanting to see his back as well, he twirled, seeing himself almost unrecognizable from that angle. Not only did he have a feminine silhouette now, but the backside of the matching panties made his butt look unusually round, too. And, while normally the idea of looking like a lady would be less than appealing for him, witnessing it in real time was completely different. “I looks cutes?”

The lingerie originally wasn’t meant for him but a sexy gift he acquired for Skwisgaar to use during one of their secrets sleepovers. 

Unfortunately, Skwisgaar wasn’t as keen as his partner.

“Euh, what ams dis?” Skwisgaar had groaned upon being handed the items.

“Wells…” Toki hid his arms behind his back, smiling shyly. “I gots you a presents…”

“Presentks?” Skwisgaar was skeptical as he inspected the undergarments. “Eugh, you donts wants me to wears dis, roights?”

“Wells…yes?”

“Toke, dis ams for goils.”

“Noes, I gots yous size-”

“Dat ams not what I means.” Skwisgaar stood tall as he approached Toki, that usual expression of condescension in his face. “Ladies use dis. Ams not a ladies.”

“Buts-”

Clicking his tongue, Skwisgaar gestured to Toki to stretch his arm and dropped the clothing back on his palm. “No buts. Takes dis backs.”

Toki gazed at the wrinkled lingerie in his hands and sighed sadly. “I just thoughts you woulds looks goods in its….”

“Pfft." The line on the side of Skwisgaar’s nose grew more pronounced. “Dats stupid. I always looks goods.”

“Hmm…” Toki glanced at the wide mattress in his lover’s room. “Soes, the usuals?”

Skwisgaar smirked. “You knows it.”

And then they fucked like rabbits. 

“Stupids Skwisgaars…” Toki put his hands on his hips, inspecting his own bosom with delight. “This ams totallies brutal.” Giggling, he stroked the lace adorning his breasts before catching his face in the reflection. “Oh! Does I know you from some place?”

As if summoned from the pits of horny hell, Skwisgaar appeared from behind his shoulder. “Whys, ja, I believes you does.”

“Aah!” Toki’s fist impacted Skwisgaar’s face instinctively before his brain processed who it was. “S-Skwisgaar?”

“Eugh!!” Skwisgaar whined, covering his face. “What the fucks ams wrongs wif yous Toki…” His words came out muffled behind his hands.

“D-Don’t scares me!” Toki crossed his arms defensively. “What ams you doings here anyways?”

Skwisgaar massaged his nose before checking his hand for signs of blood. “Eugh…wells, I saws a pretty ladies in Mordhaus so I hads to says hello.”

“You dids?” Toki tilted his head. “Whos?”

Skwisgaar shook his head with a snort. “I means you, Toki.”

“Oh.” He belatedly understood the compliment, self-consciousness dawning on him. “You likes it?”

“Yous kiddingks?” Skwisgaar pulled him closer by the waist, the other hand running its fingers down his mane. “You even gots a ponytails.” He smirked with lascive eyes.

The proximity caught Toki off guard. “I just didnts wants mine hairs to gets in the way of tyins the corsets..”

“Porfeckts for pullinks too…” Skwisgaar mumbled, smoothly closing the space between them. However, before their lips could connect, Toki pulled away. 

“I thought you thinks it ams stupids.” He smirked, hands pressed against Skwisgaar’s shoulders to keep him at distance.

Skwisgaar’s brows furrowed together in apparent confusion. “Me? No ways.”

“Ja, you dids! When I brings it for you the other days-”

“Heugh- I don’ts remembers dat.”

“I does, you was means and and yous- ams you laughins?”

Poorly, Skwisgaar hid his mouth behind his fist. “N-Noes.”

Toki was offended. “You remembers! And yous tryins to fleshlights Tokis-”

“Heugheugh, fleshlights sounds abouts rights.” Skwisgaar said, wrapping his arms around Toki again. 

“Hmph!” Toki pursed his lips. “Liars.”

“Oh, come ons, Toki,” Skwisgaar smiled at him, hands unsubtly placing themselves on his butt. “You looks so, hows you says eugh, doables right nows.”

Unable to stay mad, Toki grinned at him. “I does, rights?”

“Ja…” Skwisgaar said, aiming for his lips again but Toki put a finger between then.

“Buts I gots a conditions.”

“Whats?” Skwisgaar asked, though from his gaze alone it was clear he was hardly listening. 

“Next times you wears whatever I wants, no complaints.” 

“Fines.” 

“No takebacks.”

“Okeys.”

“Okays.” Toki repeated with a smile. 

Skwisgaar smiled too and then picked Toki up in a brief display of strength before dropping him on the bed.

And then, they fucked like rabbits, of course. 

[banhaibao]

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blu heavymedic <3

[basu-shokikita]

Dethklok's texting quirks

Nathan: I know a lot of people headcanon him to constantly write in caps lock but I find that visually exhausting so I like to imagine he always writes periods to convey his curtness instead. Capitalizes the first letter of his sentences too. He does, however, forget about commas a lot. When he's angry or impatient he just sends single words with periods.

Pickles: Never capitalizes, rarely uses periods and makes a lot of typos that he doesn't care about fixing. Additionally, he has autocorrect on, which changes the words of his sentences often. He doesn't care about that either and just sends as if and lets the others figure out. Essentially: Pickles' texts are like ancient runes that need deciphering. When he's intoxicated it's even worse.

Skwisgaar: He doesn't like texting much at all so if he must, he responds in monosyllables like "ja" and "ok" but mostly he abuses the thumbs up emoji. @mirrorshards and I really like the idea of him reacting to messages he cares about with 🎸 (which Toki copies at some point much to Skwisgaar's chagrin). He tends to leave people on read except for Nathan.

Toki: Uses exclamation marks a lot when he's excited and caps lock when he's angry. He also likes using face emojis to convey his emotions. His favorites are the cat-themed ones, obviously. Has a tendency to break his sentences in several messages instead of sending just one with the whole thing. Drives Murderface nuts particularly. Enjoyer of online content, he loves sending gifs and cat videos. His chat with Skwisgaar has him sharing constant links with very sporadic replies from the former.

Murderface: The comic had him writing in 1337 which I find amazing but I like the idea that he mostly does it to look trendy or cool to fans. Privately I think he writes pretty normally and is spiritually the opposite to Toki in that instead of sending a lot of messages he sends a whole paragraph. Ironically, since Dethklok is comprised of a bunch of lazy asses, that deters them from even reading past the first line of his message.

Charles: He's in the chat and read everything but very rarely replies unless he's very disappointed with Dethklok or trying to summon a meeting. Of course, his punctuation and grammar are impeccable which causes him to get made fun of by Dethklok for being a robot.