Subspace Trip Mine

"BWAAAAAAHMMMMM" IS WHAT I WOULD say if I were to TRIP on my MINES

[tripminelunatic]

I FINALLY FIGURED OUT HOW TO USE THIS newfangled technology, AND I FOUND IT IN MY BEST INTERESTS TO CREATE A "page" ON "Tumblr" for "blogging". THE PURPOSE OF THIS "blog" IS TO PROMOTE AND SHARE MY AMAZING EXPERIMENTS WITH THE WORLD WIDE WEB!!!! AND ALSO TO ANSWER QUESTIONS ABOUT MY EXPERIMENTS.

THE RULES FOR MY "INBOX" ARE VERY SIMPLE:

01000100 01001111 01001110 00100111 01010100 00100000 01010011 01000101 01001110 01000100 00100000 01001101 01000101 00100000 01010000 01001111 01010010 01001110 01001111 01000111 01010010 01000001 01010000 01001000 01011001 00100000 01011001 01001111 01010101 00100000 01001001 01001110 01010011 01001111 01001100 01000101 01001110 01010100 00100000 01010111 01000101 01000001 01010011 01000101 01001100 01010011

HAVE NO FUN WHATSOEVER AND BASK IN RADIATION!

[tripminelunatic]

I come with a gift

A chocolate covered digestive biscuit , an abnormally large rainbow lollipop and a propeller hat

So you can be joyous

ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING! MY STOMACH CAN ONLY PROCESS CONCENTRATED EVIL (AND PASTRIES FROM THIEVES' REST)

[tripminelunatic]

Would you say golly gosh gee willickers? Be completely honest. I've heard insane giggling coming from you an I heard you say "golly gosh" once so I'm sure you can go farther than that.

I'M SO TIRED I NEED 𝓢𝓛𝓔𝓔𝓟 𝔀𝓱𝔂 𝓲𝓼 𝓶𝔂. 𝓕𝓸𝓷𝓽 𝓼𝓸 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

GOLLY GOSH

[tripminelunatic]

multiplies you by ZERO because im EVIL

THAT'S ASSUMING I'M EVEN A NUMBER. FOOL! I AM LETTERS!! 16 LETTERS, TO BE EXACT, SPELLING OUT "SUBSPACE TRIPMINE".

OH, WAIT. THE LETTERS IN MY NAME CAN BE COUNTED, PROVIDING YOU WITH A NUMBER TO DIVIDE BY ZERO. AND MY AGE, 30, IS ALSO A NUMBER. DIVING THAT BY ZERO WOULD REMOVE ME FROM EXISTENCE.

MAYBE YOU'RE MORE POWERFUL THAN I ANTICIPATED...

[piercingray]

WELL, I'LL BE DAMNED. I DIDN'T THINK YOU OF ALL PEOPLE HAD IT IN YOU. "Tumblr". SIGH. THE GRASP OF THE GLOWING RECTANGLE EVEN MANAGED TO WRANGLE YOU IN. IF ONLY I KNEW HOW TO OPERATE THIS CAMERA (how do I flip this thing??) SO I COULD TAKE A PICTURE OF ME SHAKING MY HEAD IN DISAPPOINTMENT.

ANYWAYS, MY BIOGRAFT ZETA MISSES YOU. EVER PLAN ON VISITING???

- @tripminelunatic

.... You dont know how to operate a camera?

Do you... Need me to teach you?

I didnt think your bots had the capabilities to miss people, but I can stop by now if needed. Im aware I havent been particularly present lately.

[tripminelunatic]

UH NO I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP 'CAUSE I FIGURED IT OUT ALL ON MY LONESOME!

WOW. NOT TOO SHABBY AMIRITE?

ZETA KEEPS TELLING ME I NEED TO "CLEAN MY LENS" BUT MY EYES FEEL OKAY SO I'M NOT SURE WHAT IT'S TALKING ABOUT.

[piercingray]

Your camera is rather dirty, but I'm glad that you figured it out soon enough.

Either way I suppose it's not that bad for a first try.

Speaking of Zeta, would you like me to visit now? I don't mind spending time with the Biograft if it wants my company.

[tripminelunatic]

OH YEAH SURE PLEASE DO ACTUALLY THIS THING IS DRIVING ME MAD. I NEED SOMEONE TO KEEP IT COMPANY WHILE I'M UHHH SCHEMING

ALSO, I TRIED TO TAKE A PHOTOGRAPH OF ONE OF MY AWESOME CRYSTALS, BUT IM NOT SURE WHAT HAPPENED. NOW THE CAMERA WON'T SHOW ANYTHING ELSE. WTF.

VERY ANNOYING IF YOU KNOW HOW TO FIX THIS ISSUE PLEASE HELP

[piercingray]

WELL, I'LL BE DAMNED. I DIDN'T THINK YOU OF ALL PEOPLE HAD IT IN YOU. "Tumblr". SIGH. THE GRASP OF THE GLOWING RECTANGLE EVEN MANAGED TO WRANGLE YOU IN. IF ONLY I KNEW HOW TO OPERATE THIS CAMERA (how do I flip this thing??) SO I COULD TAKE A PICTURE OF ME SHAKING MY HEAD IN DISAPPOINTMENT.

ANYWAYS, MY BIOGRAFT ZETA MISSES YOU. EVER PLAN ON VISITING???

- @tripminelunatic

.... You dont know how to operate a camera?

Do you... Need me to teach you?

I didnt think your bots had the capabilities to miss people, but I can stop by now if needed. Im aware I havent been particularly present lately.

[tripminelunatic]

UH NO I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP 'CAUSE I FIGURED IT OUT ALL ON MY LONESOME!

WOW. NOT TOO SHABBY AMIRITE?

ZETA KEEPS TELLING ME I NEED TO "CLEAN MY LENS" BUT MY EYES FEEL OKAY SO I'M NOT SURE WHAT IT'S TALKING ABOUT.

[predisastersub]

Why has everyone I've met been so weird?Like Medkit had this weird teal uniform on with this UGLY golden ring on his horn!!

Where was his uniform??

Wasn't there a strict "no jewelry allowed" rule set?? Especially in testing areas!!

Don't get me started on those creepy orange robots..

[subspace-t-mine01]

CREEPY!?

Those are our BELOVED creations THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

[tripminelunatic]

AYE AYE!

[inphernalmedkit]

OH NO, THIS IS THE SECOND. THE THIRD WORST DAY OF MY LIFE. I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY LET YOU MAKE A "blog". WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW KNOWING YYYYOUUUUU HAVE THE ABILITY TO VIEW MMMMMYYYYY POSTS LIKE A NOSY NEIGHBOR POKING HIS HEAD OVER THE VERY LARGE AND POISON-TIPPED FENCE.

OH, LOOK AT THAT! I'M SO UPSET YOU MADE ME SUSPICIOUSLY AND CONVENIENTLY COLOR-CODE MY TEXT. THE ONLY OTHER TIME I DO THAT IS WHEN MY BEST FRIENDS CHAT WITH ME. UGHHH

- @tripminelunatic

" whatever you say, also do you consider me a friend"

[tripminelunatic]

WHY WOULD YOU ASSUME SOMETHING LIKE THAT?!? YOU'RE MORE LIKE... HMMM MM MMM LET ME SEE.....

YOU'RE MY MORTAL ENEMY! MY ARCH-NEMESIS! THE ANTI-SUBSPACE! THE BANE OF MY BANE OF EXISTENCE! TO CONSIDER YOU MY "FRIEND" WOULD BE BLASPHEMOUS TO A MULTIVERSE OF ME! IF I HAD THE POWER TO DO SO, I WOULD STRIKE YOU DOWN LIKE OLD TESTAMENT FIREBRAND!

HOW'S THE FAMILY AT LOST TEMPLE DOING, THOUGH? CULTLIKE AND FANATICAL, AS PER USUAL?

[h3llhounvd]

Yappity yap yap yap bro

[shuriken0101]

All he does is yap, I hope the rot gets to his tongue soon.

[h3llhounvd]

Rot is catching up UNC...

[tripminelunatic]

WOAH HEY THIS IS UNCALLED FOR! I'M ONLY 30 AND THE "ROT" LOOKS EVEN MORE BADASS THAN IT DID YESTERDAY.

[tripminelunatic]

ALSO HOW DOES EVERYONE KEEP GETTING ACCESS TO MY TOP-SECRET DIGITAL MEDICAL RECORDS???? wait what do you mean I stored them on my "pronouns page" what is that. biograft don't look at me like that

[inphernalmedkit]

OH NO, THIS IS THE SECOND. THE THIRD WORST DAY OF MY LIFE. I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY LET YOU MAKE A "blog". WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW KNOWING YYYYOUUUUU HAVE THE ABILITY TO VIEW MMMMMYYYYY POSTS LIKE A NOSY NEIGHBOR POKING HIS HEAD OVER THE VERY LARGE AND POISON-TIPPED FENCE.

OH, LOOK AT THAT! I'M SO UPSET YOU MADE ME SUSPICIOUSLY AND CONVENIENTLY COLOR-CODE MY TEXT. THE ONLY OTHER TIME I DO THAT IS WHEN MY BEST FRIENDS CHAT WITH ME. UGHHH

- @tripminelunatic

" whatever you say, also do you consider me a friend"

[tripminelunatic]

WHY WOULD YOU ASSUME SOMETHING LIKE THAT?!? YOU'RE MORE LIKE... HMMM MM MMM LET ME SEE.....

YOU'RE MY MORTAL ENEMY! MY ARCH-NEMESIS! THE ANTI-SUBSPACE! THE BANE OF MY BANE OF EXISTENCE! TO CONSIDER YOU MY "FRIEND" WOULD BE BLASPHEMOUS TO A MULTIVERSE OF ME! IF I HAD THE POWER TO DO SO, I WOULD STRIKE YOU DOWN LIKE OLD TESTAMENT FIREBRAND!

HOW'S THE FAMILY AT LOST TEMPLE DOING, THOUGH? CULTLIKE AND FANATICAL, AS PER USUAL?

[h3llhounvd]

Yappity yap yap yap bro

[tripminelunatic]

OH NO OH NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE WHY DID THEY LET YOU ON THIS WEBSITE

DISTRESSED WHILE ALSO BEING VERY SCARY AND INTIMIDATING EMOJI. WAIT, WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT DOESN'T EXIST. BIOGRAFT? WTF? JUST MAKE A NEW EMOJI THAT LOOKS LIKE THE FACE I'M MAKING NOW. WHAT'S A "Unicode"???

[h3llhounvd]

What do you mean by unicode??? Also does it even matter if I'm on this app/website

[tripminelunatic]

IT MATTERS BECAUSE MY POOR BIOGRAFT ZETA MODEL KEEPS SHORT-CIRCUITING WHEN CONNECTING TO THE APPLICATION. WHY? CAUSE YOU'RE SO DUMB!! #ROOSTER

[inphernalmedkit]

OH NO, THIS IS THE SECOND. THE THIRD WORST DAY OF MY LIFE. I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY LET YOU MAKE A "blog". WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW KNOWING YYYYOUUUUU HAVE THE ABILITY TO VIEW MMMMMYYYYY POSTS LIKE A NOSY NEIGHBOR POKING HIS HEAD OVER THE VERY LARGE AND POISON-TIPPED FENCE.

OH, LOOK AT THAT! I'M SO UPSET YOU MADE ME SUSPICIOUSLY AND CONVENIENTLY COLOR-CODE MY TEXT. THE ONLY OTHER TIME I DO THAT IS WHEN MY BEST FRIENDS CHAT WITH ME. UGHHH

- @tripminelunatic

" whatever you say, also do you consider me a friend"

[tripminelunatic]

WHY WOULD YOU ASSUME SOMETHING LIKE THAT?!? YOU'RE MORE LIKE... HMMM MM MMM LET ME SEE.....

YOU'RE MY MORTAL ENEMY! MY ARCH-NEMESIS! THE ANTI-SUBSPACE! THE BANE OF MY BANE OF EXISTENCE! TO CONSIDER YOU MY "FRIEND" WOULD BE BLASPHEMOUS TO A MULTIVERSE OF ME! IF I HAD THE POWER TO DO SO, I WOULD STRIKE YOU DOWN LIKE OLD TESTAMENT FIREBRAND!

HOW'S THE FAMILY AT LOST TEMPLE DOING, THOUGH? CULTLIKE AND FANATICAL, AS PER USUAL?

[h3llhounvd]

Yappity yap yap yap bro

[shuriken0101]

All he does is yap, I hope the rot gets to his tongue soon.

[h3llhounvd]

Rot is catching up UNC...

[tripminelunatic]

WOAH HEY THIS IS UNCALLED FOR! I'M ONLY 30 AND THE "ROT" LOOKS EVEN MORE BADASS THAN IT DID YESTERDAY.

[inphernalmedkit]

OH NO, THIS IS THE SECOND. THE THIRD WORST DAY OF MY LIFE. I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY LET YOU MAKE A "blog". WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW KNOWING YYYYOUUUUU HAVE THE ABILITY TO VIEW MMMMMYYYYY POSTS LIKE A NOSY NEIGHBOR POKING HIS HEAD OVER THE VERY LARGE AND POISON-TIPPED FENCE.

OH, LOOK AT THAT! I'M SO UPSET YOU MADE ME SUSPICIOUSLY AND CONVENIENTLY COLOR-CODE MY TEXT. THE ONLY OTHER TIME I DO THAT IS WHEN MY BEST FRIENDS CHAT WITH ME. UGHHH

- @tripminelunatic

" whatever you say, also do you consider me a friend"

[tripminelunatic]

WHY WOULD YOU ASSUME SOMETHING LIKE THAT?!? YOU'RE MORE LIKE... HMMM MM MMM LET ME SEE.....

YOU'RE MY MORTAL ENEMY! MY ARCH-NEMESIS! THE ANTI-SUBSPACE! THE BANE OF MY BANE OF EXISTENCE! TO CONSIDER YOU MY "FRIEND" WOULD BE BLASPHEMOUS TO A MULTIVERSE OF ME! IF I HAD THE POWER TO DO SO, I WOULD STRIKE YOU DOWN LIKE OLD TESTAMENT FIREBRAND!

HOW'S THE FAMILY AT LOST TEMPLE DOING, THOUGH? CULTLIKE AND FANATICAL, AS PER USUAL?

[h3llhounvd]

Yappity yap yap yap bro

[tripminelunatic]

OH NO OH NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE WHY DID THEY LET YOU ON THIS WEBSITE

DISTRESSED WHILE ALSO BEING VERY SCARY AND INTIMIDATING EMOJI. WAIT, WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT DOESN'T EXIST. BIOGRAFT? WTF? JUST MAKE A NEW EMOJI THAT LOOKS LIKE THE FACE I'M MAKING NOW. WHAT'S A "Unicode"???

[inphernalmedkit]

OH NO, THIS IS THE SECOND. THE THIRD WORST DAY OF MY LIFE. I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY LET YOU MAKE A "blog". WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW KNOWING YYYYOUUUUU HAVE THE ABILITY TO VIEW MMMMMYYYYY POSTS LIKE A NOSY NEIGHBOR POKING HIS HEAD OVER THE VERY LARGE AND POISON-TIPPED FENCE.

OH, LOOK AT THAT! I'M SO UPSET YOU MADE ME SUSPICIOUSLY AND CONVENIENTLY COLOR-CODE MY TEXT. THE ONLY OTHER TIME I DO THAT IS WHEN MY BEST FRIENDS CHAT WITH ME. UGHHH

- @tripminelunatic

" whatever you say, also do you consider me a friend"

[tripminelunatic]

WHY WOULD YOU ASSUME SOMETHING LIKE THAT?!? YOU'RE MORE LIKE... HMMM MM MMM LET ME SEE.....

YOU'RE MY MORTAL ENEMY! MY ARCH-NEMESIS! THE ANTI-SUBSPACE! THE BANE OF MY BANE OF EXISTENCE! TO CONSIDER YOU MY "FRIEND" WOULD BE BLASPHEMOUS TO A MULTIVERSE OF ME! IF I HAD THE POWER TO DO SO, I WOULD STRIKE YOU DOWN LIKE OLD TESTAMENT FIREBRAND!

HOW'S THE FAMILY AT LOST TEMPLE DOING, THOUGH? CULTLIKE AND FANATICAL, AS PER USUAL?

[tripminelunatic]

she sub on my space till I tripmine

WHO IS "SHE" AND WHY IS SHE SUBMERGED IN YOUR "SPACE"? I WOULD ADVISE AGAINST THAT. OH IT'S A PLAY ON MY NAME I MISSED THAT PART. BLOCKED!!

[tripminelunatic]

Ahoy, stranger! Ye seem interestin’, I’m going to ask ye some questions whether you like it or not!

1. What are those 1s and 0s in yer lil intro post thingy? Is it like a language? ‘Cuz I’ve never seen it before! (chronically offline pirate)

2. Why do ye almost always write in capital letters? It makes ye look like yer screamin’ all the time, don’t it? Seems a lil silly, since yer a smart guy ‘n’ all. Oh, oh, unless yer one o’ them mad scientists that bring people back from the dead as monsters or whatever, aye?

3. If yer crazy, why are ye crazy? (For the record, I’ve not too much of a clue who ye are, and I’ve never visited deep into Blackrock. Way too cold there, barely sunny.)

4. Following up, how do ye not freeze in Blackrock? Have ye ever felt the sun on yer face? It looks pretty cloudy ‘n’ stormy there from the few pictures I’ve seen. Yer region seems more famous for its buildin’ than the outside.

Okay, that’s all I can think of fer now!

-@the-very-alive-pencil

ONE: ASK YOUR LOCAL COMPUTER.

TWO: I NEVER CONSIDERED PEOPLE COULD "HEAR" TEXT THAT SEEMS A LITTLE RIDICULOUS. I FORMAT MY MESSAGES THIS WAY BECAUSE IT DRAWS IN ATTENTION LIKE A VIRTUAL BILLBOARD. BUT YEAH, I DO JUST SCREAM AT EVERYONE IN REALITY SO MAYBE YOU HAVE A POINT. AND NO I HAVEN'T HAD A NECROMANCY BREAKTHROUGH YET. ALTHOUGH I DID USE THE BRAIN OF A MIDNIGHT CROW AS THE PROCESSOR FOR A SINCE SCRAPPED BIOGRAFT MODEL DOES THAT COUNT?

THREE: YOU'D ALSO GO "CRAZY" IF YOU HAD TO DEAL WITH KORBLOX "REPURPOSING" (melting down) YOUR PRECIOUS BIOGRAFT UNITS TO MAKE MORE FIGURINES OF THOSE BLASTED "Flipside" TWINS. ALSO, WHAT ABOUT ME SEEMS "CRAZY"??? I DON'T KNOW THAT'S KIND OF AN UNREASONABLE ASSUMPTION TO MAKE ABOUT ME.

FOUR: YEAH, THE WEATHER HERE IS WORSE THAN TARTARUS I CAN'T DENY THAT. I KEEP ASKING FOR PERMISSION TO MAKE AN ARTIFICIAL WEATHER GENERATOR BUT THEY DENY IT CLAIMING "The weeathhaa here suppoooorts local eeecosystems, to change the weathaaa would be to play against the forcesss of natureeee." I THINK THEY JUST WANT AN EXCUSE TO KEEP THE COLD CORPORATE AESTHETIC.

ALSO ARE YOU FROM LOST TEMPLE OR SOMETHING WHY THE HELL DO YOU TALK LIKE THAT

[s0n0r0us-st4r-b00mb0x]

OH WOW IT'S WEASEL NUMBER 5 THAT BLASTS "music" AS A STAND-IN FOR ACTUAL WEAPONRY (like my tripmines, haha). DO YOU HAVE THE ABILITY TO PLAY "EVIL SCIENTIST LAUGHS WHILE SCREAMS ARE HEARD IN THE BACKGROUND HALLOWEEN AUDIO" ON YOUR BOOMBOX? I'LL TIP YOU OR SOMETHING IN-BETWEEN MATCHES I WAS JUST WONDERING

- @tripminelunatic

I MEAN I GUESS I COULD BUT I DUNNO, MY ABILITIES KINDA RELY ON ME BEING ON BEAT AND THERE ISNT REALLY A BEAT TO HAUNTED HOUSE SOUND EFFECTS

I JUST THINK IF I DID DO THAT I WOULDN’T BE OF MUCH HELP

1/5 bass boosted box

[tripminelunatic]

LUCKILY THERE'S "EVIL SCIENTIST LAUGHS WHILE SCREAMS ARE HEARD IN THE BACKGROUND HALLOWEEN AUDIO TRAP REMIX"

IF THAT DOESN'T EXIST PLAY LITERALLY ANY LED ZEPPELIN SONG IT'S A SIMILAR VIBE

OR MILEY CYRUS

FLIP A COIN

[future-blackrock-scientist]

OH MAN, "SUBSPACE FANBOY"? WELL, TODAY OR TONIGHT IS YOUR LUCKY DAY OR NIGHT DEPENDING ON WHEN YOU RECEIVE THIS MESSAGE!! Ha, gotta say... you're one of THOUSANDS... but I'm feeling generous and picked from my thousandfold raffle to message YOU, my lucky winner...

SO HOW DOES IT FEEL MEETING YOUR HERO? TERRIBLE?? I HOPE SO!! YOU CAN COME TO THE KORBLOX CENTRAL OFFICE TO PICK UP YOUR PRIZE. spoiler alert... IT'S A CLAY(???) FIGURE OF ME LATHERED IN POISON

- @tripminelunatic

AHHHHH. AGAJHVVSHGVAHSSLA. WHbdjalaoxnzKWMMSNSNALZ.

[tripminelunatic]

WOW WHAT’S THAT SOUND???? DID I SET OFF A SECURITY SYSTEM OR SOMETHING I DIDN'T KNOW THEY HAD THOSE ON "Tumblr".

[predisastersub]

WOW, I DON'T RECALL INVENTING A TIME MACHINE! THIS IS NEATO! I SHOULD PUT YOUR ESSENCE IN A TUBE AND STUDY IT. YOU'D UNDERSTAND, RIGHT?

But I'm also a little curious... how goes it with your buddies back-in-time..?

NOT THAT I'M ATTACHED TO ANYBODY FROM THOSE OLDEN DAYS! I ONLY WANT TO KNOW FOR THE PURPOSE OF DOCUMENTATION.

- @tripminelunatic

Um.. please don't study my essence?? I have lots of potential to make blackrock great and fully of glory!! I swear I do!

I guess it's fine, Grav and warp are okay to hang out with but..

medkit.

I wish they'd pay attention to ME instead of medkit!!

..what do you mean by "miss them?" They're still here and in perfect condition!

[tripminelunatic]

OH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU'RE IN FOR A TREAT IN A YEAR OR SO. LET'S JUST SAY you won't have to worry about Medkit for very long.

ALSO, WHAT KIND OF PATHETIC ME WOULDN'T WANT TO BE STUDIED IN A TUBE? IT'S SO COMMONPLACE NOWADAYS. WELL, IT WAS A DIFFERENT TIME I SUPPOSE.

[predisastersub]

Huh? What treat?? Why won't I have to worry about him exactly??

And I don't wanna be studied because I have better things to do with my time!! I have to prove my potential to blackrock so they'll stop cooing at medkit just because he has a healing gear!!!

[tripminelunatic]

WHY HAVEN'T YOU TRIED MAKING ANY HEALING MACHINES IF YOU'RE SO OBSESSED WITH MEDDY??? I MEAN, OUR WHOLE THING IS POISON, SO TRY MAKING AN ANTIVENOM OR SOMETHING.

UGH BUT "HEALING" IS SO LAME THOUGH MAYBE YOU HAVE A POINT