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Forehead to forehead missionary so I can talk her through every minute of it

arcadebroke

ornerycrab

The Garden of Breedin'

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GO ON ANON AND ASK ME ANYTHING YOU WANT

#ask me about my weinerrr

justme--48

If I was lucky to date you I'd do everything I could to have your favorite sweets on our dates. I would take you to different places, like coffee shops or small restaurants that you don't know, so we could discover them together. We'd go to the fair to get on the rides like the ferris wheel and when we're at the top, give each other big, sweet kisses that turns into a heavy make out session that gets you all wet so then when we are alone, fuck our brains out. You know, cheesy sexy stuff.

this is so cute 🥹

one of my husband and i's favorite activities is to go eat at new restaurants! but tbh if i ever got on a ferris wheel I'd likely have a panic attack. im sorry to ruin the fantasy 🥲

#how about the hall of mirrors #that is more my speed lol #or a merry go round 🤣#maddie answers

Q. What's the difference between sin and shame? A. It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

this is a no pull out zone only thankyouverymuch 🙅‍♀️

#maddie answers

Let's play Titanic. You be the ocean and I'll go down on you.

fun fact about me: i had a distinct fixation with the Titanic sinking and her survivors when I was 12. So really this is a pick up line that probably would've sparked me info dumping everything i knew about it had this been an irl interaction 😂

#:3 #maddie answers