Said thief was later the talk of the Guild as “that one guy who got shot in the ass” before “that one guy who tried to rob the big boss THEN got shot in the ass.”
Gotta love the random encounters in Bethesda games, they’re literally an endless source of comic strip material lol. Next Skyrim one is likely “how that ‘Dragonborn of legend’ got arrested for killing a chicken with a cabbage travelling at Mach 3”.
Also, my laziness in backgrounds continuously astounds myself. Just PRETEND it’s a forest somewhere.















