Jake Ryder

Yvr 🏳️‍🌈 31

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Morning stretches

[dustintexas]

🥱

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Man of my dreams 🥴

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Slowly making progress

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Got some new see through briefs and I’m obsessed 😇

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I assume you don’t like topping, that your favourite colour is orange, that you’ve never watched a sunrise and that you have an odd fear of jump rope!

Correct about the topping lol

The other two are wrong.

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I’m struggling to think of any good assumptions that don’t involve me calling you horny/slutty, sorry.

So I guess I assume most of your tattoos are mostly for vibes, and ‘oh that’s cool’ than having a really deep meaning.

Ahahah nothing wrong with calling me horny or slutty.

Correct, my tattoos don’t have any deep personal meaning except one small one.

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Whats the ig 👀

@tqmmmy

[fkclou]

anonymously make an assumption about me and i'll confirm/deny it

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The man that fucked me on the bar of his restaurant and then gave me the cctv footage just opened up a new place and wants to do it again in the new place and I’m really looking forward to that 🤭😇

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Cut starts now lol

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Housewives and sauna kinda day

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I need sluttier gym clothes lol

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Getting a decent pump going 💪🏻

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sorry i moaned when you called me a braindead fleshlight. it will happen again

[shirtlessmenincomics]

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On or off?

[dustintexas]

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