There were two bottles janni

Hello im El and i've been lurking around here for too long so fuck it here is my tennis sideblog

[thereare2botols-jani]

JAS VS ALEX WHY U DO THIS TO ME WIMBLEDON FUCK YOU WIMBLEDON

[thereare2botols-jani]

rip the great nation of brazil 🕊 good job haaland i guess

[thereare2botols-jani]

JANNIK IM TRYING TO WATXH HAALAND-BRAZIL DONT SCARE ME LIKE THIS WITH THE SCORE

[tieheartbreaker]

"happy 27th to my partner in life, I love you" aww they're so cute

[thereare2botols-jani]

NAOMI OSAKA

[baldcaraz]

incredible headline, 10/10, no notes

[tennisribbons]

Waaahhhh we finally have our defending champion photoshoot 💫

[lilacshortskirtz]

some very important research.

other interesting facts:

- the first EVER sincaraz fic was posted on july 9, 2022. this is before their famous USO match. someone was basically a prophet

-starting from august 2025, there were an average of 106.4 fics published per month. in 2024, the average was 16.2 per month.

-since the very first fic was written, there have been 3 months in which nothing was written. august 2022, february 2023, and march 2023.

-in 2025, the least-written month was april, with only 9 fics written. at the time, this was a historic low (the last time it was lower was 7 fics in july 2024). this makes sense as it covered jannik's suspension

-the most-written month EVER was actually august 2025. i think this makes sense bc of wimbledon + cinci + USO all happening around this time, as well as them being spotted out to dinner. and also baldcaraz.

-the most popular rating is explicit, with 316 works. the least is not rated, with 120 fics

-outside of carlos and jannik, the 3 most popular character tags are: juanki (162), darren (119), and simone (100).

-the most popular additional tag is fluff, with 179 fics (awwwww)

-at current, the longest sincaraz fic (with them as the main ship) has 170,976 words. it's Phantom Thread by @cuddlepoetry (yall this is so gooddddd btw)

let me know if there are any other graphics/stats y'all might be interested in!

[valchhi]

is this italian enough yet

[carlicos]

[nettles-and-petals]

Details @nike.

[thereare2botols-jani]

im satisfied with my clients no matter what today

jas i couldnt watch but the score gives me hope?

flavs pissed me off so bad I just said "enough tennis for today" and after i turned it off he won easy. #ok

sonny im so proud of this run it felt like ages since u won 3 matches in a row and taylawn fritz was also an unlucky draw u did amazing sweetie

matteo also is giving me hope that maybe MAYBE something is improving. Going deep 2 slams in a row what is this 2021? Also glass player against glass player going to 5 set maybe ill try to rewatch bc cool match

all my non italian clients ily. alex was crazy i saw clips and heard the screams while watching flavs. Rip iga. Rip most the women seeds tbh. ryba 💔. Im forgetting someone idk but what a fun day!

[wasbaited]

the core strength is insane

[siniakova]

alex eala def. defending champion iga świątek at wimbledon (04.07.2026)

[gauffcaraz]

and Trust one day when #he stops posting him & they’re no longer being seen together on holiday/at tournaments me and a very niche corner of the internet will know Exactly what went down

[gauffcaraz]

Is it timely for me to bring this back now

[channelslam]

guys 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[thereare2botols-jani]

Besties

[sebastiannsickles]

Anyways had to make a post abt this!! This is soooo crazy like wdym sincaraz got matching seals that says 夫婦(夫妇) meaning "a married couple" (or "husband夫 and wife婦") on it!!

And Carlos got the wife one aka 婦 too. Just had to put this out there😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

I edited the images for clearer reference ;)