Seriously. Mistakes were made.

Shotguns, mechanostriders, and a series of REALLY bad decisions. - - - Trisine - WrA - Gnome - Alliance

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“Much love and goblin-blasting, from Zuldazar~”

[rannadylin]

I’m curious: How do you say your OC’s name?

I love reading about people’s OCs but I suspect I’ve been mispronouncing many of their names in my head when I read them. So, would you indulge my curiosity and reblog this with a pronunciation guide for your OCs in the tags? If you’re reading this, whether you follow me and whether I follow you or not, this means  YOU! I would love to know what your characters’ names sound like!

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Candid shot of Tris before her morning coffee.

[rp-meme-glaceon]

Send a symbol for your muse to find mine...

🌷- Alone

🥀- Dying

🤕- Injured/sick

☠️- Dead

🐥- Alive

😈- Possessed

👻- As a ghost

😼- Transformed into an animal/monster

🦋- In a joyful mood

☔️- In a somber mood

☀️- Overheated

☃️- Shivering from the cold

💫- Dazed and dizzy

💦- Crying

🍇- Extremely hungry

🏇🏻- Being chased

🗜- Stuck in a trap

🔮- In a dream

🛌- Bedridden

📖- Reading/studying

🎍- Tending to a shrine/visiting a grave

🌼- Caring for some plants

⭐️- Stargazing

☄️- In a dangerous situation

[heartpiercer]

☀ = giving them a gift of: a six-pack of Limited Edition Orange-Flavored Processed Fermented Drink Product Kaja-Cola, two fidget spinners, and a package of purple socks with bronze Gnomereganian insignia embroidered on each one.

The rather large elf had to squat down to receive the offered gifts, blinking at the large quantity of them. She didn’t seem entirely sure what to do with the fidget spinners, but was excited at the socks.

“Thank you very much. I’m sure these will come in handy. I needed new socks.. So many of mine have holes..” she chuckled, gently reaching out and pressing a gentle hand against the gnome’s cheek. “You’re very kind.”

[ @trisaster-the-blaster Thank you :D ]

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"...See. At least SOMEONE appreciates me."

((Thank you, @theirondragon!))

[summysparklesprocket]

"If I was yer lover... we would rule the fuckin' WORLD. I'm serious. You got yer fingerwiggly magic shit, I've got my gyrocopter'n my railguns on full blast. What's gonna stop us? A coupla dozen orcs swingin' axes at the sky? Pffff. ...Say, incidentally. Just how blackened d'you like yer morning toast?"

“There’s probably some accuracy in there honestly. I can imagine us having fun. Going to battles and making bets over the kill counts, and me whooping your ass, figuratively and literally. At least until I fix up that piece of shit you call a gyrocopter. Thing looks like it’s going to fall apart any second.” 

“Also, as little black as physically possible, but I guess I’d be doing the cooking is what it sounds like if this were the case. Would just need some lessons from a friend of mine.”

@trisaster-the-blaster

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“FIRST OF ALL, lady. How dare you. You show my piece-o’-shit copter some respect. Her name’s Prixel, and uh… look, she might have a lil’ bitta cosmetic damage here or there, but she’s as steady'n reliable as any flyin’ craft you’ve ever seen! …Provided y'ignore the Check Engine light, and that one weird rattlin’ noise which I’m ALMOST certain is not the fuselage crumblin’ at the seams.

Also, what is WRONG with you. Black toast is best toast. I might have t'whoop yer sparkly ass on that criterion alone.”

(( @summysparklesprocket I’m dying. )

[summysparklesprocket]

“I’ll show your piece-o’-shit copter some respect when it doesn’t look like a piece of goblin tech. As of now it looks like a death machine, and not the kind where you’re killing everything. The kind where the one piloting is gonna be killed since their ass is in the chair. Besides, some friends and I can fix that sucker up if given enough time. That way every mission isn’t a suicide mission and your ass actually gets home for me to whoop it in whatever competition you want.”

“Also I prefer my toast just shy of black. Black toast means it’s burnt, and tastes as such. I’m a veteran of the Great Toast Debate. So I’ll win this argument bitch.”

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"Don't you know ANYTHING about copter etiquette, lady? Don't touch my dick, don't touch my bird. You'n yer friends're welcome to give either one a try, provided you don't mind losin' a hand in the process.

GOBLIN tech, she says. The NERVE of her! This baby's gotten me through more missions than you could count with yer shoes off! How many injured troops've YOU picked up'n flown ta safety under heavy mortar fire? Have ya even TRIED dive-bombin' an enemy fortress with one rotor out an' the seat ejector busted? It's like you wanna be coddled or somethin'.

Crazy bitch'll be wantin' me to wear a HELMET next.

I'll letcha have that warm limp slab of upholstery ya call 'toast' if ya want. Just don't be platin' it up fer me or mine. Toast is supposed to CRUNCH, fer cryin' out loud."

(( @summysparklesprocket ...are these chicks really boutta fight over toast ))

[summysparklesprocket]

"If I was yer lover... we would rule the fuckin' WORLD. I'm serious. You got yer fingerwiggly magic shit, I've got my gyrocopter'n my railguns on full blast. What's gonna stop us? A coupla dozen orcs swingin' axes at the sky? Pffff. ...Say, incidentally. Just how blackened d'you like yer morning toast?"

“There’s probably some accuracy in there honestly. I can imagine us having fun. Going to battles and making bets over the kill counts, and me whooping your ass, figuratively and literally. At least until I fix up that piece of shit you call a gyrocopter. Thing looks like it’s going to fall apart any second.” 

“Also, as little black as physically possible, but I guess I’d be doing the cooking is what it sounds like if this were the case. Would just need some lessons from a friend of mine.”

@trisaster-the-blaster

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"FIRST OF ALL, lady. How dare you. You show my piece-o'-shit copter some respect. Her name's Prixel, and uh... look, she might have a lil' bitta cosmetic damage here or there, but she's as steady'n reliable as any flyin' craft you've ever seen! ...Provided y'ignore the Check Engine light, and that one weird rattlin' noise which I'm ALMOST certain is not the fuselage crumblin' at the seams.

Also, what is WRONG with you. Black toast is best toast. I might have t'whoop yer sparkly ass on that criterion alone."

(( @summysparklesprocket I'm dying. )

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So what are Tris' main desires ATM. What is she up to, what does she want and what steps does she have to take to get there?

Tris is currently on her last year of her eight-year senten– er, VERY VOLUNTARY MILITARY ENLISTMENT that definitely had nothing to do with her remaining incarcerated as the alternative.

So, that being said, she’s presently being thrown headlong into every conflict in existence, from the (relative) safety of her not-at-all patchwork gyrocopter! Blasting enemies, swooping down to rescue the injured, and all around being in constant hilarious danger.

What does she WANT? She WANTS Gnomeregan to flip the Alliance the bird and just operate as its own independent city-state, and fuck all of this pointless war nonsense. But that’s not gonna happen, even though the Alliance does not and has never given a single shit about the Gnomes, (Ironforge gets a pass. You Dwarves helped us out of a bind that one time.) so she puts on her uniform, makes sure the Gnomeregan insignia is bright and shiny and visible, and goes out every morning to kick some ass in the name of her King.

… Don’t even get her started about what’s being said regarding her King these days.

As for steps to take: don’t go back to prison, try and survive each skirmish, and come home to have a laugh and a good time. Hit on everything with a pulse because she’ll probably be dead tomorrow, so why not. Generally try and be a decent person, although that’s becoming more and more difficult for her.

Other assorted wants include:- Locate her brother’s remains out in Northrend- Have a long talk with Gearmaster Mechazod (see above)- Eventually earn her own damn surname instead of using her parents’- Patch up that one broken window in her house- See how spicy a pepper is TOO spicy- Get herself a new gyrocopter, because seriously this one is busted as shit

Thank you for letting me ramble, @latildarommel!

[lendariinamberbow-deactivated20]

"If I was yer lover... listen, we'd be doin' it at your place. There's NO way my bed's big enough fer an elf, unless ya gotta coupla positions up yer sleeve that I ain't heard about yet. I'll bring the whiskey'n the Nitroglide. You just bring yer handsome self and a box o' Pandaren takeout, arright?" ((PLEASE FORGIVE ME. DON'T FORGIVE HER THOUGH, SHE'S AN ASS.))

Lendarin blinked, he couldn’t tell if this woman was very drunk, or very threatening, maybe both. He held his hands up infront of her a bit, stopping her from getting to much closer.

“Whoa, easy there killer. I…oh Elune why am I even answering. I’m sure your bed would be fine? I’m..not actually that tall anyway.”

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(( Ohgod. Thank you, @lendariinamberbow. xD ))

[brilliantlybeloved]

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If I was your lover....ah...who're you again?

“Yeah, that sounds about right fer my mornings too, hun.”

“You gotta name? Mine’s Tris. There, see, that’s half the introduction over with! And we ain’t even slept together yet.”

((Thank you, @latildarommel!))

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If I was your lover... prompt here!

[heartpiercer]

"If I was yer lover, uh... well, something must've gone SERIOUSLY wrong, but hey, why not make the best of a weird situation? I'm gorgeous. You're an elf. There's been worse ways to wake up in the mornin'." ((I am so sorry, lmao.))

An unfiltered laugh bubbled its way forth from between her lips, spilling out as smoothly as a waterfall. “T-this is very true..” she giggled, barely able to contain her amusement. Her tongue darted out to wet her chapped lips, a hand brushing stray strands of hair from her face.

[ @trisaster-the-blaster Don’t apologize, this was fantastic xD ]

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[florial]

“If I was your lover”… Finish it in my ask.

[renwyck]

Watch me get none whatsoever

I’m looking forward to not receiving any messages.

[renwyck]

I need a good laugh or two. ^^

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send a ♡ and i’ll fill this out for our muses !  i’ll bold what i want for their relationship, italic what i could see and strike out what i don’t .

PRE - ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP MEME .

send a ♡ and i’ll fill this out for our muses !  i’ll bold what i want for their relationship,italic what i could see and strike out what i don’t .

FRIENDS.   childhood friends  /  work friends  /  family friends  /  recently friends  /  turning antagonistic  /  turning into something romantic  /  stable  /  falling apart  /  friendship of need  /  friendship of circumstance  /  pen - pals or internet friends  /  coworkers  /  partners  /  other .

ROMANCE.   childhood sweethearts  /  newly entered  /  soulmates  /  skinny love  /  unrequited from my muses side  /  unrequited from your muses side  /  friends with benefits  /  awkward (AF)  /  fading  /  turning  toxic  /  toxic  and  destructive  /  other .

FAMILIAL BOND.   sibling bond  /  older sibling figure to your muse  /  younger sibling figure to your muse  /  parental figure to your muse  /  parental figure to your muse  /  guardian figure  /  legal  guardian  /  other .

ENEMIES.   dangerous to themselves  /  dangerous to others  /  unpredictable  /  passionate  /  rivals  /  petty  /  developing into a sexual tension  /  developing into a romantic tension  /  based off family matters  /  based off circumstance  /  based off professional matters 

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Listen. Summy’s a gnome, so that’s like. +999 points already. Tris has hella respect for any gnome woman who can kick a lot of ass, and Summy is that right down to a T. 

WORK FRIENDS? HILARIOUSLY DYSFUNCTIONAL LOVERS? ENEMIES OVER SOME STUPID AND PETTY SHIT? 

Who cares! All that matters is that Tris needs more GNOMES in her LIFE.

…she may have a bit of a snicker over the name, though. Sparklesprocket. Pfffff.

Thank you, @summysparklesprocket!

[eviefyres]

PRE - ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP MEME .

send a ♡ and i’ll fill this out for our muses !  i’ll bold what i want for their relationship, italic what i could see and strike out what i don’t .

FRIENDS.   childhood friends  /  work friends  /  family friends  /  recently friends  /  turning antagonistic  /  turning into something romantic  /  stable  /  falling apart  /  friendship of need  /  friendship of circumstance  pen - pals or internet friends  /  coworkers  /  partners  /  other .

ROMANCE.   childhood sweethearts  /  newly entered  /  soulmates  /  skinny love  /  unrequited from my muses side  /  unrequited from your muses side  /  friends with benefits  /  awkward  /  fading  /  turning  toxic  /  toxic  and  destructive  /  other .

FAMILIAL BOND.   sibling bond  /  older sibling figure to your muse  /  younger sibling figure to your muse  /  parental figure to your muse  /  parental figure to your muse  /  guardian figure  /  legal  guardian  /  other .

ENEMIES.   dangerous to themselves  /  dangerous to others  /  unpredictable  /  passionate  /  rivals  /  petty  /  developing into a sexual tension  /  developing into a romantic tension  /  based off family matters  /  based of circumstance  /  based of professional matters  /  based of misunderstandings or lies  /  other .