I relate to Roger Daltrey because I too am a short and angry yob with curly hair who just want to farm all day in muddy overalls

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I relate to Roger Daltrey because I too am a short and angry yob with curly hair who just want to farm all day in muddy overalls
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who lives on drury lane?
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there's this very cool Barbie piccrew and I thought it would be fun to start a tag game to share your Barbiesona lmao
I'm tagging @septembersghost @joons @lllsaslll and whoever else would like to do this 💕
thank you so much for tagging me, i LOVE this!!! she is blowing you all kisses 😘💖🌷
tagging (no pressure!) @bcyoureallthatmakessense, @thebohemianbelle, @headfullofpresley, @freakwiththeknifecollection, @christinedaae, @deardaaery @littlelattewanders, @dewintering, @archangelruind, @flippinfins, @mugsofrainwater and anyone else who wants to!
thank you for tagging me, my love- this is adorable!
(i recently dyed my hair so the blonde days are over.. 😝).
tagging @thebohemianbelle @joons @elvispresleywife @breadsquash @plasticfantasticl0ver @powerofelvis @ab4eva @notstefaniepresley @steph-speaks and who ever wants to do this <33
Thank you for tagging me, honey bunny ✨I enjoyed doing this.
This is the closest that I could get it to look exactly like me. The short hair didn’t last long for me, I had to get some braids up in my head. 😂
Tagging: @lindszeppelin @loving-elvis @lllsaslll @austinbutlersbaby @prayerstopresley @plasticfantasticl0ver @thatbanditqueen @oh-my-front-door @arianatheangel-girl @lovininapinkcadillac @elaaronpresleysgirl @rosaminny @flwrs4aust @woundmetender
Thanks for tagging me @headfullofpresley @powerofelvis 🫶🏽
I’ve got dreads so I wasn’t really sure which hairstyle to use, so I just chose this. Lmao.
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Thank for the tag girlie!! 🥰💕💕
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Birthday Girl
Pairing: Elvis Presley x Reader
This is a special birthday request for @lyssaxoxoelvis 🥰
Warnings: 18+ SMUT Dirty talking, oral (m and f receiving), unprotected sex, cream pie, naive reader??, typical Elvis stuff.
Author's Notes: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BESTIEEEE.
As a surprise for your birthday your best friend got the two of you tickets to see Elvis in concert front row and you couldn't be more excited. You were such a huge fan of Elvis, maybe one of the biggest. Your dream would be to have him sing happy birthday to you. You couldn't take your eyes off him the entire performance, the way he sang the way he strutted across that stage in his flashy jumpsuit. He was the most sexiest man you've possibly ever seen and even more so in person. He nearly left you breathless between all of your screams and the tears. It all felt like a dream come true. You got lucky enough to catch one of the scarfs he threw out into the crowd, you had to fight off some of the other girls who tried to take it from you. Elvis even happened to notice the mayhem he caused in the crowd when he let you have it. But he also couldn't keep his eye off you. You were hard to miss in that baby blue mini skirt that hit just above your knee and that you may have purposely left a few buttons undone to show a bit of cleavage. Each time he made eye contact with you, it only made you blush like crazy.
As the show was ending a member of Elvis' memphis mafia came up to you and your friend. "Hi ladies, uh.. Elvis was wondering if the two of you would like to come backstage to meet him? I'm Jerry." He said with a smile. Your jaw was practically on the floor when you heard him utter those words. "R-Really?" you said in shock. "Yeah, he wanted me to come and get you personally." Jerry says. You squeal in excited and catching yourself trying to remain calm. Your friend wasn't as interested so she suggested that you should go since it's your birthday. You told her you'd meet her back at the hotel and Jerry whisked you away and led you backstage where Elvis was expecting you. You looked up at Jerry and hesitated for a moment but decided to ask anyway. "Um.. Do you think he'd maybe sing happy birthday to me?" you asked sweetly. Jerry smiled. "I don't see why not. I could ask him for you." he said softly. You beamed happily letting out a soft content sigh as your heart was racing the closer you got to the room.
Once you approached you spotted Elvis right away already changed out of his jumpsuit and sitting on the couch laughing and talking with some of his friends. You bit down on your bottom lip as Jerry brought you into the room and introduced you to the man himself. Elvis smiled at the sight of you and eyeing that dress of yours with a smirk. He stood up from the couch, towering over you and you swallowed harshly, feeling so starstruck by him. "Well hello there, darlin'. What's your name?" he said with a smirk. "Uh.. It's uh.. Y/N." you said nervously, feeling so embarrassed because you almost forgot your own name in front of this man. He chuckled softly. "Nice to meet you, honey." he grinned, leaning toward you to give your cheek a kiss. You could feel your face already growing hot. You watched as Jerry leaned toward Jerry and whispered something into his ear that had Elvis smiling widely at you. "It's your birthday!?" he grinned. You nodded slowly, smiling. Jerry giving you a wink before he walked away.
Elvis looked around for a moment and he slide his arm around your waist. "I'd love to sing happy birthday to you, honey. But whatadya say we go somewhere a little more private?" he said softly. You looked up at him, raising an eyebrow. "You don't have to go through all that trouble I'm fine with you singing it here." you say naively. He furrowed his brow and chuckled a bit. "I insist. It's your birthday." he said. You couldn't say no to Elvis Presley, so you smile and nodded. He smirked and told the guys he'd be right back and he kept a tight hold on your waist as he led you out of the room and down the hall to another. Usually you'd be a bit hesitate with just going off with a man you didn't know. But it was Elvis and you'd follow that man anywhere. When you got to the room you noticed that there was only a couch and you raised an eyebrow as he shut the door behind you and locked it. You began to get nervous being all alone with him because this was a dream come true. You watched as he moved closer to you and you slowly back up until you plopped down right onto the couch, staring up at the gorgeous man before you.
He smirked and let out a soft chuckle as he sat down beside you, he stared at you for a moment. "Why are you sittin' so far away? C'mere." he hummed, patting his lap. You looked at him and then down at his lap, biting at your bottom lip. "I uh.. I don't know.." you stammered over your words, feeling your face get hot. "I ain't gonna bite, honey. Just wanna sing ya happy birthday." he said with a sly grin on his face. You blushed and nodded your head hesitantly getting up to sit right in his lap. He smiled, slipping an arms around your waist and placing a hand on one of your thighs that were exposed to him because of the way your dress lifted as you sat in his lap. You felt a chill run all over your body from his light touch and trying your best to stop blushing. "Now I can sing to ya, baby." he said softly with a smirk. He pressed a gentle kiss to your cheek and an embarrassing giggle escaped your lips, prompting you to quickly cover your mouth. He just laughed thinking it was the cutest thing. You cleared your throat and collected yourself.
"So.. Are you going to sing to me or were you just trying to get me into your lap?" you say with a smirk. He laughed. "I'm gonna sing, woman." he said with a smirk. You smiled happily turning yourself a bit in his lap to face him. He pulled you closer to him and his voice was soft as he began to sing happy birthday.
Happy birthday to you..
Happy birthday to you..
Happy birthday, Y/N.. Happy birthday to you.
You were beaming with happiness at his every word. You were smiling so hard that your cheeks hurt and you couldn't stop blushing. He smiled and leaned in close to give your lips a soft kiss. You were not expecting that at all. His lips lingered over yours for a moment. "Happy birthday, baby." he whispered against them. Your gaze catching his as you sat silently with him for a moment before you threw your arms around him and pulled him close, crashing your lips back against his. You wanted him more than anything in this moment. This perfect moment that he made so special just for you. You wanted to pinch yourself because it didn't feel real that you were sitting in this mans lap and making out with him. You could feel him smirking against your lips as if this was his plan the entire time but you didn't care. "It being your birthday and all.. You deserve a gift don't ya think, honey?" he smirked.
You stared at him, biting your bottom lip as your heart raced. "W-What kind of gift might that be?" you asked sweetly, batting your eyelashes at him so innocently. He smirked and grabbed one of your hands and guided it down to his crotch and you could feel how hard he was already. "I was thinking this could be your gift.. If ya want it, baby." he hummed. You blushed feeling his hard on in your hand and you rubbed your hand against it gently, nodding your head. "I-I want it.. Please.." you said softly. He grinned at your words and he reached up to brush his thumb against your lips and parting them slowly with it. "I know exactly where I want to give it to you first.." he said softly. You let out a soft whimper as his thumb moved into your mouth and you sucked on it slowly, staring into his eyes as you did. "You're a good girl, aren't you?" he mumbled. You nodded slowly at his words, swirling your tongue around his thumb and sucking on it a bit faster. "Why don't you get down on your knees for me, baby.. I think your gift is ready." he smirked. You popped his thumb out of his mouth and nodded as you slowly and carefully slipped out of his lap and sunk down to your knees in front of him.
You let out a soft noise feeling the harsh carpet against your bare knees and you watched with wide eyes as he unbuckled his belt and unbuttoned his pants. You licked over your lips watching as he tugged them down enough that his cock popped right out and you nearly gasp at the sight of it, squeezing your thighs together as you felt the heat between your legs throbbing and wet at the very sight of his aching wet cock. "C'mere, baby.. Open that mouth." he hummed as he reached down toward you, placing his hand on the back of your head as you inched closer to him. You wrapped a hand around his cock and stroked it slowly, watching his precum leak from his swollen tip as you parted your lips slowly and taking him in your mouth. He groaned softly as he kept his eyes on you, watching you suck on just his tip. You made soft noises as you slowly sucked, keeping your eyes up on him the entire time. He grasped your head and slowly pushed you down a bit to take his cock a little further into his mouth. You tried to pace yourself but he wasn't letting that happened. His cock hollowing your cheek as you continued to suck slowly, bobbing your head.
His groans grew louder as he tried his best to choke them back, pursing his lips to try to keep quiet. You had saliva already gathering around the sides of your mouth and leaking down his cock and without even a warning he pushed your head down forcing his cock into the back of your throat and causing you to gag quietly. "Oh fuck.. J-Just hold it there, baby.." he groaned, tilting his head back against the couch. Your hands gripped onto his thighs as your soft gags grew louder and you let out soft moans around his cock and until he finally pulled your head back. "Damn... Get your ass up here." he laughed, patting the empty spot of the couch. You giggled softly, wiping your mouth and standing back up and plopping down on the couch. He climbed right on top of you, tugging your skirt up and spreading your legs open and revealing your panties to him and he grinned at the sight of them. He could already see just how wet he made you from big wet spot and how they clung to your pussy. "Fuck.. You're practically soaked already." he smirked.
You felt your face turn bright red from him staring right at your most private area and just admiring it. You chewed on your bottom lip as you watched him slowly remove your panties and then he tucked them right into his back pocket. "Hey! I need those!" you exclaimed. "They're mine now.. Somethin' to remember you by." he grinned. You shook your head at him and just laughed. He moved between your legs so that his head was perfectly placed between your thighs and he trailed kisses along each one slowly, keeping his eye on what he wanted the most and watching as you grew more wet by the minute. "Goddamnn.. This pussy is just aching for me, isn't it? You horny little girl.." he hummed. You nodded at his words, whimpering softly. "It's all your fault." you whispered. "We'll just have to fix that, hm?" he cooed. You inhaled sharply watching his fingers gaze against your pussy causing your whole body to tremble from his light touch.
He pushed his fingers between your velvety wet folds and groaning more turned on as your sweet juices coated his fingers. You gasped softly when he buried his face in your pussy, his tongue swirling around your sensitive clit, lapping up your sweet nectar and letting out soft groans as he flicked his tongue against your clit. You let out soft moans and reached down to tangle your hands in his hair, tugging at it gently as your back arched against the couch. "Oh.. Elvis.." you said breathlessly. He smirked at your words, gliding his tongue down between your folds and shoving his tongue right into your tight hole. You tugged tighter at his hair and inhaling sharply as your moans grew louder and you tightened your legs around his head. His hands gripped your thighs as he continued to eat you out, pumping his tongue inside of you deep and your slick making a mess of his face. His groans grew louder and he was like an animal the way he ate you like you were his last meal. He lifted your hips up from the couch to get a better angle as he tongue fucked your hole.
His name leaving your lips louder and louder as you were practically yanking at his hair and you were sure that his guys could hear you just right down the hall. He finally came up for air, smirking and licking his lips and your eyes rolled back as you moaned, staring at his messy face. "So fuckin' good.. I bet it feels even better." he grinned as he sat up, grabbing your thighs and tugging you forward to wrap them around his waist and you squealed from his roughness. "Gonna give you the best birthday gift ever, baby.." he hummed. "Oh god.. Please.." you begged, needing his cock inside of you more than ever. He grinned at your words and he grabbed his cock and slide it between your folds getting it nice and wet with your slick between he lined it up with your entrance and shoved his cock deep inside of you, he didn't even give you a chance to adjust. You whimpered softly, wincing and moaning beneath him as he forced you to take every inch of him. "That's it, baby.. Takin' that cock like a good girl.." you mewled.
You cried out his name feeling him bottom out inside of you and forcing your walls open around him and he grabbed your hips and began to slam his cock inside of you deep, holding you still as he pumped inside of you slamming his hips against yours and fucking you right into the couch. "So damn tight.." he growled. Your hands rested against his chest, clutching onto his shirt and digging your nails into him as your eyes rolled back and you moaned loudly. "E-Elvis.." you mewled, his name never leaving your lips as he plowed into you and his cock hitting right up against your cervix and he and he pushed your legs back to force them more open as he slammed harder and his balls slapping right up against you. His groans growing as loud as your moans as they filled the empty room, echoing throughout.
One of his hands gripped onto the couch beneath you as his body pressed against yours and his face buried into the side of your neck. "Ah shit.. You're gonna make me fuckin' cum..." he groaned against you. You usually wouldn't allow a guy to cum inside of you, but your mind was not thinking straight tonight and you wanted his inside of you so bad. You were desperate. "C-Cum inside of me.. Please.." you whimpered against his ear. He raised an eyebrow, smirking. "You sure, baby?" he asked. You nodded at his words. "Please Elvis.. I-I need it, baby.. Fill me up.." you begged. He loved the sound of you begging so desperately for him. "Such a needy little slut.." he cooed. He could feel himself growing close as he continued to plow into you, feeling his cock throb inside of you ready to just explode. Your own orgasm was building in the pit of your stomach as your body grew numb and tense and shaky all over.
"Oh god.. I.. I'm gonna cum.." you screamed. You grabbed his face to look at yours and you crashed your lips against his own, kissing him deeply and sloppily. He moaned into your mouth. "Fuckin' cum for me, baby." he groaned. The two of you moving against one another faster as you tried to get the other to reach an orgasm and slowly but surely the two of you reached your climaxes at the very same time and you came all over his cock the noise leaving your lips was pornographic. He moaned loudly against your mouth as his cum came spurting out inside of you and he came so much that it was already leaking out of you before he even pulled his cock out. He collapsed on top of you, pressing kisses along your sweaty face as his own sweat dripped onto you. "Happy birthday, honey." he grinned. You could hardly form a sentence and you smiled at his words. "Thank you.. Uh.. This was probably the best birthday of my life.." you giggled. He laughed softly as he moved to lay beside you as the two of you tried to catch your breathe.
You were over the moon with happiness and couldn't even comprehend what just happened. But it was the best night of your life and a birthday you would never forget.
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This person wants to combat me about serious shit, as she writes Elvis smut with unprotected sex.
Yeah...no.
Well yeah dude she gets REQUESTS for fics, what were expecting her to do?
Shes got a life, and other stuff to do besides argue with you on tumblr every second
Women wearing unusual sunglasses in Japan, 1966
i feel like austin is a loud drunk who does the dumbest shit ever and i love it.
I also feel like he'd be a MASSIVE cuddler, and very sweet and sappy
bae hes like that naturally so i cant imagine what it looks like after hes had some liquid courage 😭😭
He'd probably just fall asleep on top of you, while trying to cuddle
i feel like austin is a loud drunk who does the dumbest shit ever and i love it.
I also feel like he'd be a MASSIVE cuddler, and very sweet and sappy
Like you’re telling me Bohemian Rhapsody was winning all these awards and it wasn’t even half as good as Elvis. Like sorry.
I love Queen but it just wasn’t. Elvis truly had me in a damn chokehold.
Oh my god fr. I think the it really sucks that Elvis didn't win in much categories and especially sucks that Austin didn't win. The man committed to 3 whole damn years embodying Elvis!!!