If you will permit it

Gentlemen of the human race, I say to hell with the lot of you.

[a-drunk-young-timelord]

Stranger, you have friends, don't you? You have Enjolras, and Grantaire, Carol, Milly, Fix etc etc. But. You're going to outlive at least three of those, or just see their death. You'll probably end up getting them killed, god knows that R nearly died, and you insist on continuing to get that scientist into trouble.

Fuck off. I know. Trust me I know. They know what they’re getting into and they know the risks. 

[tristaire]

hey don't bring me into this besides I'm starting to think I might be a little immortal I mean seriously the amount of times I should have died by now is getting ridiculous

[beefyrat-deactivated20190401]

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

[perchu-deactivated20180224]

im alive but only ironically

[ttough]

french people are so hardcore they eat pain for breakfast

[ttough]

this pun was wasted on you all

[phasered]

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

[tastefullyoffensive]

[tagueursdelite]

[laissezlesmurspropres]

LIBERTE EGALITE BEYONCE

PARIS

Merci Tagueursdelite

[awesomefrench]

Je vote pour. 

[yourgirlfriendisproblemati-blog1]

pet my hair, kiss my lips, tell me that capitalism will end soon

[michellekpoems]

Stop taking pride in your ability to destroy yourself.

Michelle K., What Keeps Me Up At Night #41 (via thymoss)

[witchus]

[cohsmic-deactivated20150624]

I’m sure this has an amazing story behind it

[ttough]

french people are so hardcore they eat pain for breakfast

[ttough]

this pun was wasted on you all

[theroguefeminist]

[not-terribly-elegant]

We’re we.

Here fuck.

We’re shit.

Queer up.

[ace-enjolras-blog]

#les amis de l’abc

[tastefullyoffensive]

[aquaticwonder]

Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall

[oceanflowerbird]

Because hangovers hurt less than heartache.

Six Word Story by P. P. (via lyrascambridge)

[oliviasbenson]

[cocokamizoo]