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Kat/20/Bi/UK

[onlinebeast]

At 4am you experience new, worse emotions that suck bad and aren't good. However, you can play videogames a bit longer. "The Beast's Dilemma"

[transgenderer]

you shouldnt have to pay for the dentist. the dentist should pay me for satsifying their weird fetish

[tomgirlhysteria-deactivated2023]

guy wearing expensive business suit stops outside his office building and, looking distressed, repeats to himself ‘my normal guy slay, my normal guy slay’

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[brucebocchi]

bitcoin is crashing again lol

[jaylosplus]

why is this funny?

kindness is a choice 💖

[brucebocchi]

and i choose to be a gigantic hater 💖

[blackpyrefly]

jerking off with adhd is so funny youre like going ham and all of a sudden its time to check tumblr

[hiqueenmabs-deactivated20220819]

Op what were you doing before you made this post?

[blackpyrefly]

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[baaulp]

Baby war

[transfemininomenon]

how fucking dystopian is this though

[jakemorph]

be careful driving around me lest my baby die before his destined time on the battlefield

[stoopidpoopid]

A hobby of mine is that whenever I’m frustrated with my college I like to photoshop it into being under attack by the daedra

[pawcakes]

they need to make an app for the mentally ill …

[prairiies]

this is the app we r on it rn babe

[standupbard-deactivated20171201]

i don’t “follow” my favorite bands. i just get pleasantly surprised when i find out that they released an album 2 months ago.

[tsurangaconundrum]

everything in life is bad. takes a shower. washes off the gunk. oh. oh it was the gunk again.

[ursidaez]

she killer on my jeff until i the

[aletheyass]

they should invent a digestive system that works

[valtsv]

so it turns out that climbing onto a rooftop in the middle of the night does solve all your problems, but i failed to consider that it would create a brand new one

[valtsv]

yes

[natalieironside]

Around here we support slackers, cheaters, underachievers, and, especially, burnouts

[factbot]

[despazito]

the second radish is 29 feet away

[tranarchist]

[kompanie-mutter-deactivated2021]

this is legitimately the funniest post on this site

[koko2unite]

lgbtq people are like "look at my babygirl!!!" and the babygirl is a middle-aged man who has gone through the horrors of life