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My hot ass boyfriend ollie'd a four stair!!!!

Don't you just love Halloween!!

#MyFirstPumpkin #LovingIt #Halloween

nymphacissa

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The Matilda cast reunited this weekend.

“ARE YOU A PIG, AMANDA?!?!”

kacian12

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Vampire Prompts

1. “Haha you’re so young, you’re only 500 years old. You’re such a child.”

2. “Do I have fangs yet? How long until I get fangs?”

3. “Do you wear a lot of sun screen?”

4. “When you run really fast does your face feel like it’s jiggling eveywhere similar to when you put your hand under a hand drier?”

5. “Do we have enough blood for tonight? I tried to get everyone’s favourites, even the animal blood.”

6. “You just turned a human! Why did you do that?”

7. “There is so many puns I can use now that I know you’re a vampire.”

8. “I am supposed to be scary but I think I’m doing it wrong.”

9. “The sun is about to come up, we have to hurry.”

10. “I know I have to be invited in but I’m socially awkward.”

11. “Oh my god this is awful! How long until I know my own strength? This is the third balloon I popped.”

12. “I’ve been avoiding them for an entire century! Why would you invite them here?”

13. “Just because I’m dead doesn’t mean I don’t have any feelings!”

14. “So, it turns out it was a newbie vampire causing all the ruckus in town.”

15. “You turned our dog into a vampire dog didn’t you?”

queenbradbury

omg so yesterday i put a salt line on the pathway to our front door because i was fucking around and my brother was pretending to be a demon

and today we ordered pizza and the salt line was still there

and my brother went outside to sign for the pizza

and the pizzaman refused to step over the salt line, like he almost did and then he backed up and handed my bro the pizza and left; which is pretty ridiculous because it’s far from our door

so a heads up to everyone i’m pretty sure domino’s is actually run by demons??? kind of like how in men in black the post office is run by aliens

pep95

demono

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((”Not just pizza”))

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((”but eternal damnation”))

thestarsaredown

Alternate theory: It wasn’t that the pizza guy couldn’t cross the line of salt himself.

He just saw the line of salt and assumed that it was the only thing keeping you and your brother in, and he didn’t want nothing to do with your demon asses

thatdisasterauthor

Alternate alternate theory: pizza man is a slug.

purplebuddhaquotes

“There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.”

— Friedrich Nietzsche

trixyvoss-blog

Couldnt be more true! And I am the mad hatter!

just-shower-thoughts

If our shadow is a two dimensional representation of our three dimensional selfs, it could be possible our three dimensional existence is a shadow and representation of a four dimensional being.

dangered

endiness

burzumss

♫ Crawl on me, sink into me, die for me, living dead girl ♫

ackleholicwinchester

Omg Guys😍

It’s been 4 minutes into the “Cry Baby” and I’m already drooling

“I don’t drink and drive”

I nearly got a heart attack 👇

And he says “If you don’t like it, I promise I’ll stop”

For the first time in my 21 years I thought I will faint watching a movie. That man is walking sex. And the whole movie pushes just the right buttons. A juvenile delinquent falling in love with a rich girl and being a gentleman.❤️ I still can’t remember how to breathe.

@shadowdam @winchesters-meaty-feast @xostephanie @dean-winchesters-bacon @waywardbaby @ain-t-bovvered @oh-my-fancan @supernatural-teamfreewillpage @ravenangel33 @itlookslikeyouneedadoctor thought you should see this 😍

crashingwaves-burningsouls

“There was a time this wasn’t toxic. There was a time you were my safe habour in a storm, the lighthouse leading me home. There was a time your arms kept me warm when my body was empty and cold. There was a time that your smile could dig me out of the grave I had dug for myself. Somewhere along the line you became the storm, you were cold and cruel and suddenly you were in the dirt digging with me. I don’t know where this went wrong, maybe there is only so much of my crazy that you could take, maybe you liked the idea of loving a sad girl but the reality never lived up to the expectation. As good as it was when you loved me, the feeling of an empty bed when you left was so gut-wrenching that I wish I never knew what it was to be loved by you.”

— Once upon a time…

crashingwaves-burningsouls

“There was a time this wasn’t toxic. There was a time you were my safe habour in a storm, the lighthouse leading me home. There was a time your arms kept me warm when my body was empty and cold. There was a time that your smile could dig me out of the grave I had dug for myself. Somewhere along the line you became the storm, you were cold and cruel and suddenly you were in the dirt digging with me. I don’t know where this went wrong, maybe there is only so much of my crazy that you could take, maybe you liked the idea of loving a sad girl but the reality never lived up to the expectation. As good as it was when you loved me, the feeling of an empty bed when you left was so gut-wrenching that I wish I never knew what it was to be loved by you.”

— Once upon a time…