Lyle Answers Questions

totally not canon but truthful lulmeres

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What would u do if someone at Elysium called u a lil bitch

Wonder why they’re suicidal all of the sudden.

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I can imagine Robbie Amell as playing you

I am far from being that handsome, but I would say that’s the magic of cinema.

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what’s something you could never forgive?

Destroying what’s rightfully mine.

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if you had 2 wishes, what would they be?

Have a million other wishes.

Be able to grant wishes.

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do you hate anyone at the moment?

Yes 

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what loot would you drop if you died?

silver cross pendant. Useless but sentimental value, I guess.

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would you rather live in the deep ocean with mermaids or a forest with the fae?

Neiher, both look like places where I’d have a hard time getting my fix.

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who would you want to play you in a movie?

Do I look like the kind to pay attention to actors?

I have no idea, you tell me! Who would be good at being me?

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when’s the last time you hugged someone?

404

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have you ever been bitch slapped?

No

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on a scale from 1 to 10, how hard is it for someone to get under your skin?

10. I don’t care what people tell me

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How’s your handwriting?

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☕️ Parisians

Their blood is far too stressed to be enjoyable.

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Would you win a physical fight with Rufus?

A fair fight, no doubt I’d lode. But I’m not a fair fighter.

I wouldn’t try, though. 

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priest kink, yes or no

I’m far from being as depraved as people think!No I don’t care for priests.

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☕️ death

Been there, done that. Kindred and ghouls now live on borrowed time, let’s never forget that

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☕️ love

A mystery.