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Gay Culture is connecting with a dude 1,100 miles away while the 49 year-old father of three exactly .79 miles away is in your DM’s saying he wants to eat your load at the gas station

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When you pick up the phone

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Iconic

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someone’s not having a good Kia Summer Sales Event

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lmao

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Photos by Chasity Lollis (via TheRealDerv)

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he is so proud of himself and so am I

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Ok but gay porn is really teaching me about life and finances

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Lemonade (2016)

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HE SHOULD NOT GET AWAY WITH THIS

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btw here is another source other than trumpdaily confirming this.

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these white demons deadass stole 880k from sick kids to go towards their shitty ass golf resorts and plastic surgery………

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a while back, ghostbong bought a very cheap, very used Roomba from craigslist. "so, you’re going to ‘hack’ this, right?“ said the man at the parking lot rendezvous. but we just wanted a vacuum. since then, the addition of the word “robot” to our casual, every-day lexicon is continually jarring, as if even living in the future will give you future-shock.

doing maintenance on the robot. the robot is stuck on a cord. the robot ate a sock. the robot ran out of power before it got back to its charging station. the robot knocked something over. it doesn’t help that the Roomba programmers saw fit to outfit the little thing with a series of Artoo-like MIDI scales and honks, to convey the mood of its message: docking successfully produces a tiny fanfare, and getting its brushes jammed on a foreign object makes it cry out in sad distress. do i verbally reassure the robot when i pull a wad of cat hair and bread bag tabs out of its works and set it back down on the floor? you bet i do.

but the larger point is that it is now possible for me to say (or type) out loud and without irony, sarcasm, or any kind of fictitiousness: “the robot knocked over the kitten’s water dish >:I ”

the future is here, and it is me on my knees on the floor yanking hairballs out of a domestic droid while it softly boops at me

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Still one of my favorite posts of all time.

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Fun Facts About The Nightmare Before Christmas Movie pt 1

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Reasons why this is still one of the coolest films ever.

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This film is the reason I’m a filmmaker and Tim burton is my favorite director

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Also a fun fact:

Tim Burton did not direct The Nightmare Before Christmas

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Henry Selick never gets the credit he deserves for this movie, and Coraline (which he also directed) never gets the credit it deserves for being total genius.