[thathermitwiththehairpin]

“Ever wondered to yourself, ‘What would happen if I held the ‘Q’ button when I start up a new file in a dumb RPG Maker game?’”

“Me neither, but I’m high right now, so yeah.”

[troublesomedivineflame]

“inhale my control rod enragement hermit”

[curvispugnator]

​reblog this if your muse is female, and you’re comfortable shipping her with other female characters.

[troublesomedivineflame]

“Remember...”

“PDA is the right of all sentient beings.”

[troublesomedivineflame]

You're with Rin?

shhh satorisays got that wrong but we’re busy teasing the mole; corrections later--

[satorisays-archive]

So THAT'S why Utsuho doesn't have a mate.

“She does, and her name is Orin.”

AS MUCH AS SATORI IS TRYING TO GET OVER IT, SHE CAN’T

[troublesomedivineflame]

“Satori-sama...”

Oh good, look who’s here.

“Are you...ashamed of me...?”

Is she about to-- yep she’s about to make things worse.

“But after all the time we spent together...the promises you made me...” RIP Satori. “All the times I rolled over so you could pet me...!” 

[humaninferno-deactivated2018091]

Well, there are some videogame devices which don't require a constant supply of electricity. Instead, they use these disposable things called "batteries", which provide electricity for a little while until they run out, then you throw them away. Or you could all get together and turn Okuu into a power plant to generate electricity. I'm sure she'd be fine with it.

anon youre blowin her mind here

[troublesomedivineflame]

Calling upon the Goddess Yatagarasu requires a voluntary sacrifice~.

[troublesomedivineflame]

You're a monster.

“...And...?”

“--! Oh! Right, sorry.”

I mean, um...’no I’m not’...?”

[troublesomedivineflame]

ᕙ( •̀ ︿•́ )ᕗ

Goes full-birb and shows her belly.

She submits, O great and mighty little master.

[troublesomedivineflame]

"Sorry about this Okuu." Koishi gently kicks the other in the shin with a miserable look on her face. Hopefully it wouldn't hurt.

Oh, it hurt alright. Hurt Koishi a bit, that is. Seriously, one of her legs is encased in concrete, remember? XD

“NOOOOO~OOOOO!!! I BROKE POOR, CUTE KOISHI-SAMAAAAA--!!”

Cue panicking and nuclear fire carving gibberish into the cave walls.

[troublesomedivineflame]

What's your plan in case of a zombie apocalypse?

A dietary plan.

Big meal whole year.

[ask-meme-addicts]

Send me a "ᕙ( •̀ ︿•́ )ᕗ" and my muse will react to yours challenging them to a fight.

[troublesomedivineflame]

GOOD NEWS

I have updated Okuu’s “About” page with her age (longevity and physical conversion) height, weight, and approx IQs (for both normalcy and when under god-induced madness).

So that’s a thing~! :D

[troublesomedivineflame]

What's her height and weight?

This Okuu clocks in 6′5 at 210 pounds, in large part due to muscle density and cup weight.

Should probably add this to her profile, really.

[troublesomedivineflame]

Utsuho sure loves her marshmallow hell.

Pout.

“They’re too small.”

“I can only fit someone in far as their head. Even someone as little as Koishi-sama. That’s not nearly thorough enough cuddles.” Should’ve made that your hammerspace instead of your cape then, Okuu.

[troublesomedivineflame]

💓

“Awww, Koishi-sama’s so cuuute~. Here, here.” Utsuho scoops up the smaller Komeiji and holds her head to just above her breasts, floating on her back. “Does that help~?”

Also the Yatagarasu Eye is now engaging Koishi in a staring contest. Ye shall not best a god in sport, foolish youkai--

[troublesomedivineflame]

And have the Dragon God stare up at the tall birb. "Oh my, you do seem to have a lot of energy, don't you?"

“Well, sure! I mean, I guess.”

“Infinite is lots, isn’t it?”

[ouranhighschoolroleplay]

Send 💓 for my muses reaction to yours listening to their heart beat.